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So 359 says its the final issue.

WTF?

I thought that we were getting two more after 358! You guys are further showing bad editing skills. No wonder Wizards yanked the license.

The last one said two issues left! If you've got a ball and are told that it is the penultimate draw from a bowl of balls, but that you have two draws left then you are going to be very upset when you discover...wait...penultimate means one left...but it said two were left. And this one says final issue...but then...balls...penultimate...bowls...*head explodes*

In response to a summons much earlier in this thread, and as a mentally retarded, half-blind, turpentine-drinking, illiterate gamer-hating-Christian-out-of-a-Tom-Hanks-movie, I agree with the original poster. Just because the rest of you can read above a first grade level doesn't mean everyone that sees the magazine can.

People like us only get to post on the internet for a few minutes at a time before the drool causes the keyboard to malfunction and the smell of the filth in which we sit becomes overwhelming. You should respect the fact that the original poster overcame both his educational failings and imbecility long enough to string semi-coherent sentences together and express an opinion on anything. The hardest decision guys like us make every day is whether to work on our tinfoil hats to protect us from orbital mind lasers or stand on the street corner to warn people about the wrong they gone and done.

My master welcomes your compliments. He wishes to invite you to his lair so that the two of you might drink turpentine and make tinfoil hats until the cows come home.

My master has retired back to his chamber of logic, a magical iron chamber that bestows him with the great logic that he has shown to you puny mortals here.

However, he would like me to point out to you that he has a problem with the most recent issue of Dungeon as well. The adventure Enemies of My Enemy contains an NPC named General Bagromar, but the illustration is obviously titled "General Bogromar."

How could such a grievous error get past the editing of Paizo?

They obviously do not care at all about their customers, as this confuses the average customer into thinking there are two similarly-named NPCs in the adventure.

My master would like to prove to you that this is deceitful by comparing this grievous error to balls and bowls, but must wait in his chamber of logic for many more days until he is able to make the argument so very logical that none of you simple-minded beings can argue it.

With that, he wishes a good night to all of the fannboiiiieezs and carebears of these boards.