Sun Shaman

Dick Cheney's page

213 posts. Alias of Celestial Healer.


Full Name

Dick Cheney

Race

Republican

Classes/Levels

Go f&@! yourself

Gender

Republican

Size

a little tubby

Age

well-preserved

Special Abilities

Good shot at point-blank range. Can hide for years at a time while undetectable by any scrying abilities. Can justify just about anything.

Alignment

[zone of undetectable alignment] (I like it that way)

Location

A bunker somewhere.

Languages

Republican

Occupation

Former president. I mean, vice president.