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Joshua J. Frost wrote:

Now that corporations are legally people, Paizo will soon announce it's candidacy for the state senate!

It's Paizo. Soylent Green is made out of Paizo. They're making our food out of Pazio. Next thing they'll be breeding our RPGs like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

Now that it is legal.. I can say that... ;)

HEY! That's MY line!

WoW, too?

Okay, who's been leaving these piles of perfectly good protein all over the place?

Don't listen to her James! She's a liar! And she bit my head off!

Oh don't worry. There will be plenty to eat despite an oxygen-depleted ocean. Why not try some nutritious Soylent Green? It has half the calories of Soylent Orange.

*opens bag of Soylent Green and passes out samples*

Detective Robert Thorn wrote:

They're people! Soylent green cookies is people!

No they're not. There are no soylent green people cookies here.

That's just what they want you to think!

any type of cookies eh?

even for us undead with the aquired taste of brain cookies?
eh?
eh?

They're people! Soylent green cookies is people!

72. "Soylent Green is people!"

"Mmmm....adventurer pie! With gnome toppings! We is gonna eat to-nite!"

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

oops. forgot the spoiler!