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Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:

Set wrote:

the angels wouldn't look like selfish dicks who never lift a finger to help

"But, Angels are dicks!"

Can one be both a dick and, mechanically (if not necessarily metaphorically), dickless? I mean, angels/archons/devas, right? Genderless androgynous drones? Kinda prudish?

No wonder so many people in Golarion prefer Demon Lords and succubi to Empyreals and Ken doll devas. They realized that there will be no sex in heaven.

And, unless you worship Cayden Cailean, you might also discover that there's not even champagne in the champagne room...

"By all that's unholy ain't that the truth! We are way more fun! And more flexible and better cooks too."

the angels wouldn't look like selfish dicks who never lift a finger to help

"But, Angels are dicks! Oh, they are not very well hung mind you and often have something stuck up the bum, which I think they enjoy mind you. But they are kinda "Don't care busy" dicks and no fun at parties"

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep nipple clamps on an Ooze?"

Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:

TOZ wrote:

karkon wrote:

SwnyNerdgasm wrote:

TOZ wrote:

The one you have the most fun with.

THIS CAN NOT BE EMPHASIZED ENOUGH!!!

I WILL EMPHASIZE IT AGAIN!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING!

"AND NAKED!"

BECAUSE WE NEED TO EMPHASIZE IT!!!

"Oh, stop you you'll gonna make me blush"....." ON SECOND THOUGH, DO EMPHASIZE IT. IT IS IMPRESSIVE"

"WE have yet to find him. I have the succubi looking Every where"

Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:

TOZ wrote:

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING!

"AND NAKED!"

I know why you're naked.

"Awesome! The last thing I recall involves a case of Rum, a weasel, three gnomes and a shaved dwarf in a gimp suit"

karkon wrote:

SwnyNerdgasm wrote:

TOZ wrote:

The one you have the most fun with.

THIS CAN NOT BE EMPHASIZED ENOUGH!!!

I WILL EMPHASIZE IT AGAIN!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING!

"AND NAKED!"

Risking life and limb is not a safe gamble. You can't "win" if you die. But then again if I had to put an alignment on our society as a whole I'd nail it with an NE. But that's a discussion for another time.

"Where's your sense of Drama?"

"Me! Pick me!"

"You know what Alignment I am? Chaotic sexy baby!"

Darigaaz the Igniter wrote:

Just remember, if you reincarnate yourself too many times, Inevitables will start hunting you. Constantly.

Let them come. They don't even know what "inevitable" means until they've met me.

Looks over Viktyr, Nods to himself. Puts on his best Joker smile.

"Challenge excepted."

"But what if its a REALLY BIG mountain of gold? Can't a god be greedy?"

"Owning a mountain of gold and having minions is a real agenda right?"

Oh my god.

"You called? Do you need something?"

"Well Tieflings or Dwarfs don't breed as fast as Orcs, trust me I have done...umm..research"

Checks his Domains

"Yep, just where I left 'em. You would not believe what a pain those things are to carry around. Luckily I have a cart."

looks over to Varthanna, then to Dark_Mistress

"Well if you are wanting to trade souls .I'll take a piece of that action, the Naked one or the one involving booze if at all possible."

Can I have a leg?

"Yes, yes you can. Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow....well lets now worry about tomorrow."

Definitely a popcorn night.

"Would you like some popcorn then?" Points to the fire pit

" I also have some Caribbean jerked kender on the fire, if you would like some. Its good for the Soul"

Sets up the Lawn chairs, throws a kender on the fire and gets out his popcorn

AlecStorm wrote:

A real improvement of play would be modular classes (every level you buy abilities, hp, spells, combat abilities, etc with points).

You want GURPS.

There are so many here that want GURPS.

"Why, why in the name of all that is unholy does anyone want GURPS?"

"The necromancer Union has been very busy of late. But Kender of the tastiest of the insane evil races, much better then goblins"

(Trees have forks too!)

"This is true, they normally carry the silver wear, which by the way is normally not silver. In a little carrying case with their true name on it."

Whew, here in reality...

The first rule of the Paizo boards is basically 'don't be a Richard'.

"Wait! You mean I can't randomly Murder people, eat Gnomes and burn down villages?"

"Ha! Warpony, I ride a giant, fiendish tribble! I leave a trail of Minions where ever I go! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!"

"would you mind passing the ale? The table seems to be covered in tribbles"

"Well, if it is just the one guy, Ol Asmmy needs to double check his planning"

"Which is true really, Oh sure the Big A cheats at cards and is a hell of a womanizer. But he has a really nice singing voice and makes a Divan rack of Halfling BBQ"

"Mine!, But I'll share" Leaves baskets of tribbles for everyone

Ninjas have shuriken, pirates have scurvy. Done.

*Smoke-bomb!*

"Yet, you lack both Rum and wenches"

Is this really even a question?

Ninjas get little metal star, hid in the dark and kill thing with stealth.

Pirates get a nifty ship, Rum and Wenches and kill things with cannon fire.

Let me restate "Rum and wenches"

That is all.

Dons his "Kiss the Demonlord" Apron and puts oil in the fryer

"Fish fry time!"

Like they fixed you?

Oh, wait, you're not really a wolf, only your avatar is. :p

Standing with a "Kiss the Demonlord" apron. Curved sword and hot Iron in hand

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...No dog fixing?"

Oh , Oh I do! I do! wanna learn?"

Floating on a Moat

"I have found that the Tears of Munchkins are like a good Bourbon. It is best to savor them and drink them slowly"

Brings his popcorn and sits in his lawn chair. Naked

Refills the troll bait "This is like a gift that keeps on giving."

"A pony! Ask for a Pony!...oh wait...hummm never mind"

"I'm on a horse." ~ Caveliar

"Look at my Horse,

my horse is amazing,
give it a lick
Mmm It tastes just like raisins.
With a stroke of its mane
it turns into a plane
and then it turns back again
when you tug on its winkie

eww that's dirty
do you think so?
Well I better not show you where
the lemonade is made

sweet lemonade
mmm - sweet lemonade
sweet lemonade
yeah sweet lemonade

get on my horse
I'll take you around the universe
and all the other places too

I think you'll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything

Shut up woman get on my horse! "

"Oh fresh Necromancy! Just what i needed." Puts necromancers in a basket

" If anyone really wants a Katana I got Like crates of em out back...some of em do have holy avenger etched on em , some of em have Sue Ann etched on em and some of em have rather interesting etching of succubi in fun umm posies. But eh yours if ya want em"

TriOmegaZero wrote:

My 3.5 True Neutral Cleric just cast Deathwatch. Is he Evil?

No, but if you cast it 666 times over course of a year, you suddenly turn into a Lemure/Dretch.

"Oh no it doesn't!I know, oh yes, but I'll never tell. Well I might, all in how drunk you get me really"

"But, we put the volley, vol net up and everything!" Looks over to the pit and the naked succubi "We have Gnome Kabobs damn it! Gnome Ka-Bobs! Do you know how juicy those bad boys are?"

Rides in Naked on an undead dragon/moose with a zombie Legion and starts building a BBQ pit

"Hello friends no cause for alarm, yes sir none at all, we are just passing though and gonna have ourselves a little BBQ is all"

"This isn't even fair. Have you seen how flexible those Gnome strippers are? They have muscles in places that the poor dwarf lasses just can't match. And Gnomes are way more creative"

Smiles in remembrance of Gnome twins, a pole and a upside down saddle on a lion

"but the most interesting thing..is all the fun places you have to place the coins. Some of those girls are truly gifted I tell you"

"Oh goody!" Claps hands with anticipation "I always wanted a vengeful goblin soul of my very own to mold and shape into a terrifying minion!"

Dances around naked with joy

"See, now there is goblin with motivation. Say you don't want a job do ya?"

Pulls up a chair to watch..naked

"But, but...civil is no fun!" grumbles about gninja's ruining a good fight

"Gnomes are awful as you are using the wrong sauces and cooking them to long, is all"

" Showing up with rum is normally a good idea. Showing up naked with rum is sometimes a good idea."