Definitely NOT a certain Kobold's page

Need more candles.

Did you at least steal all the silver and candles?

Well, my Pathfinder group was able to play. Of course, that's because COVID meant no one had family over/traveled to see family. But it was still fun. We killed some bandits, and captured one. After getting all the info we thought we could out of him, we gave him his leather armor, his longbow (with 1 arrow), 20 copper pieces, and a moon radish, and sent him on his way to hopefully make good on his promise to find a village, settle down, and give up banditry. Then we started killing some mites and saved a kobold.

I approve of the last part most of all!

I approve of that scenario.

Sup?

Oh I hate ticks no matter where they are from.

These slaadlings make me leer. I will take them out with trap and spear!

<.< ... I do good yeah? by by!

Right here boss!

Definitely NOT a certain Kobold wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

*Contemplates creating and posting kender ancestry for PF2 just for S#!@$ & Giggles*

Who let a pugwampi in here?

I think a certain kobold did.

...

*Contemplates creating and posting kender ancestry for PF2 just for S#!@$ & Giggles*

Who let a pugwampi in here?

I just thought she was a Kobold... In my head I imagined the posts being typed out by a kobold on a step stool.

Kobolds > Goblins.

Goblins man. what are yuo gonna do? Should of went with Kobolds.

I think they make us look to friendly! I am not friendly!

I care not for your genitalia only that you have stolen my identity!

IMPOSTER!

...I do not care for that story...

Excellent!

I have mixed feelings about this.

Should we maybe steal all their silver and candles then maybe?

Not really. Kobolds are just always looking for an excuse to riot.

HOW DARE YOU! WE RIOT! *kicks over a garbage can*

Oooh the riots that will start if Kitsune are uncommon.

If Kobolds end up uncommon you will see riots unlike any you have seen before!

WAit wait wait.. Since when does a core race have to be GOOD? are you saying playing an evil character isn't a core option!?!?!?!

I would like more all the things but mostly Kobolds.

I definitely don't do no role play on the Forums no sir re

Voltron64 wrote:

PossibleCabbage wrote:

If goblins are the canonical "naturally CN" PC ancestry, can we please get some goblin deities who are CG, CN, or N?

Well the CRB recommended Cayden Cailean, but I strongly feel goblins would go for Gorum and Calistria too.

Not sure what to think of goblins following Calistria.

"The goblin winks at you seductively." just doesn't sound right.

>.>.... are you sure you'r not a kitsune?

David knott 242 wrote:

That description of the flaws of the PF1 swashbuckler suggests a lot of reasons for Paizo to revisit that class and make it better in PF2.

Well to get rid of the flaws, you need a backhoe, some explosives and... well, I'm not sure what's left other than a name: I wonder if there'd going to be enough left of the PF1 class to appeal to those that liked it.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

That's the problem they couldn't get the Kobolds to promise to be on best behavior. nor could they get them to focus for more then 10 seconds at a time.

Are you sure you aren't talking about goblins? :P

WELL! We are still cuter!

lakobie wrote:

I highly doubt we'll see Paizo break their "Core Only" rule for iconics, so I'd put my money on the replacment iconic being a Goblin

What I'm hearing is that kobolds should be core.

You sir are a very wise raccoon.

I'm so excited!!!!!

Kobolds will make core Next time!

It was clearly a Kobold.

New Kobolds are so cute

We have always been cute!

Kobolds to have +4 to all stats at 1st level and gain multiple class abilities at once 11/10 !!

Need more Kobolds.

Gortle wrote:

TheMonkeyFish wrote:

TL:DR - I don't believe Goblins should have +2 Dex, +2 Cha, -2 Wis, +2 Free; I believe that Goblins should have +2 Dex, +2 Con, -2 Wis, +2 Free. It makes more sense with their biography and common background.

Maybe

But I'm going to be building a Goblin Paladin riding a Warg while I can...

Where'd you get all that dere silver for that armor of yours?

O_O ...

Nowhere!

Ultimate guide to Kobold mating habits! (I could really use the tips.)

Definitely NOT a certain Kobold wrote:

Goblins can have engineering as long as NO TAKE CANDLE!

You know what... I didn't want a candle before but now that you've said "NO TAKE CANDLE", I now want one... Mmmmmm..... Candle....

!!!... EHhh just you make sure you go for the one underneath the boulder.. the one with the sign that says no take candle... You may have to give it a good tug.

Unrelated question: whatever race you are you have bones and squishy bits that would be damaged by say just out of the blue a giant rock falling on you right? I ask for purely scholarly reasons.

Also unrelated do you keep your silver on your person or like in a sack or something close by?

Goblins can have engineering as long as NO TAKE CANDLE!

Like to make aliases

o_O its you again *Kobold vanish*

Why not +4 str +2 con and int and chr flaw!

No! KOBOLDS AS CORE RACE!

Definitely NOT a certain Kobold wrote:

PREY ANIMALS! I roll your eyes! like dice! *continues to cuss out in kobold*

Dude, I totally love you right now.

You not my type, but if you want to give me your silver I will take it.

Prey animals? Kobolds? what?

Humans be crazy.

Really, most of the ability scores in the playtest make no sense.

Golarion dwarves are supposed to be highly personable craftsman. They have a penalty to Charisma and no bonus to Intelligence.

Elves are supposed to be wise mystics that commune with nature while having bodies capable of adapting to almost any environment. Their culture is highly xenophobic. Yet, they have a penalty to Constitution and a bonus to Intelligence.

AND Kobold are much stronger faster tougher smarter wiser and better looking then all the other races so we deserve many many attributes.

@ PossibleCabbage: Hm... Thank you for pointing that out, I hadn't thought of that. Unfortunately, none of the mental stats seem to make any sense for the Goblins... I still think it should have been something else, just my two cents anyway.

@ AndIMustMask & Arachnofiend: Actually, considering that Half-Elves and Half-Orcs are a heredity trait instead of an actual race, I was thinking that having an Orc Race would be something cool too. Maybe +2 Str +2 Wis, -2 Int like you suggested. Brute and boorish, but keen instincts with survival.

@ AndIMustMask: Love the picture btw, LMAO.

@ Paradozen & graystone: Going to have to side with graystone on this one.

@ Definitely NOT a certain Kobold: I would love to see a Kobalt with +2 Dex, +2 Wis, -2 Int skittering around everywhere.

(Edit)
@ DanceYrself: I agree with this statement.

No no we kobold definitely need +4 all attributes.

PossibleCabbage wrote:

Plus, Golarion's goblins are funny

Not to me. At all. I don't find that creature that joke while setting my dog on fire funny. :P

The part of the goblin section that stands out to me is "their reputation across the Inner Sea region has changed little." As such, everyone still sees them as those -2cha bastards they always have been.

They need to face it. It should of been us kobolds.

I for one welcome our new super-powered, +4 in every stat, kobold overlords. I'm sure my time toiling away in their slave pits will be pleasant and look good on a resume.

You shall be fed! (to what we don't know yet.)

Definitely NOT a certain Kobold wrote:

<^ we should be charisma!

Why not go for all the stats? Kobolds got hosed in PF1, get compensation for that, with interest.

^^^ This person IS wise and all knowing. we should all do as he says!