Dead Horse's page

sigh

We get it. I thought this was put to bed already. Where's that dead horse when you need him?

Ja?

Pweeeet

Mommy!

...incredibly hypocritical on its face...

Let's not reply to this guys.

Have you finished stating your piece on this thread as well?

I hope so.

lastknightleft wrote:

What happened to your horse avatar?

I selected a pistol, then I selected my horse.

Beast!

Make them stop!

Vomit Guy wrote:

ericthecleric wrote:

Vomit Guy wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Vomit Guy wrote:

Bloooorrrrrph

Why da vomit?

It just seemed like the thing to do.

He can talk! :shock:

Why yes, of course I can speak. In fact, I have been told on previous occasions that I am both well spoken, and possessed of a modicum of talent with regards to literary endeavors.

You know, wasn't one of the folk who condemned you Lisa Stephens?

ROFL

AC: 12, prone.

You guys just like seeing this thread in the top ten, don't you.

Dead Horse wrote:

Blah blah blah

So... I've been wondering, Mr. (or Miss?) Dead Horse... are you the same dead horse that the giant geckos were going to eat on page 89 of Pathfinder #1? Or are you the same dead horse that's attracted the giant flies on page 84 of Pathfinder #8?

It's kind of a trick question. Because I think that it's the same horse in both pictures.

I am the UBIQUITOUS dead horse (and omnipresent too!). I exist in all worlds and all times. I cannot be killed (but my carcass can get really stinky). I am unslayable. YOU CAN NOT KILL ME!

... errr... cuz I'm dead...

Blah blah blah no more sniping blah blah my feelings are hurt blah bah blah blah 4E blah 3E blah blah uncivil blah blah I'm right blah blah Sebastian blah blah blah dick blah blah naive blah blah chocolate cheescake blah blah deep fried pizza.

AC 12, prone

I'm lonely. Will you be my friend?

4E, 3.5, PRPG...

Still dead.

Is it over?

Dead Horse wrote:

<==== Gay Christian Equine

What?

It says I'm a gay Christian equine...

:|

Please do not hurt me sir.

<==== Gay Christian Equine

En?

And we were also about to bang the life outta this palomino.

Mother!

Wow, this is still going? It seems the proverbial horse has been beaten into a bloody mass...

Now all that's needed is for someone to figure out how to sodomize the remains.

Nic?

En?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

20) We hate to beat a dead horse, but we’ll beat a dead elf.

Think about it.

Whew!

Corian of Lurkshire wrote:

Sacred cows and dead horses. Why am I not surprised?

Dead horse has been here?

You called?

<AC:12, prone>

Mother!

*lays on the floor prone and burning, AC 12

Hey brothers.

They need us.

AC 12

prone

HPS -10

What kind of glue did they use? If it's biodegradable or - better yet - edible - I'd consider buying it then (but ONLY then)... :D

Horse glue. Made from the bodies of my brothers, beaten to a paste in 4E threads around the world.

Jingle bells,
Wizards smells,
4's just another game!
Spend more cash, make Hasbro fat,
That's how "the game" is played.

Okay, take a shot kiddies!

AC: 12
Prone: +4 to hit
HPs: -10

(Just for the record, Kruelaid is interested in seeing 4E, but he's nobody's fanboy and he wouldn't buy Races and Classes unless it came with a sexy and very willing young strumpet glued to the inside cover.)

AC 12

Prone, +4 to hit

HP: -10

Ac:12
Prone +4
HP: -9

AC 12
prone -4
=AC 8 (calculate that power attack)
HP: -10

En?

mother

But I'm trying to make horse juice!!!
What's a dead horse's a.c.? I wanna max my power attack on this baby.

AC 12 wait... I'm prone, what's the mod?

*five minute delay*

-4

=AC 8

HP: 15 (except I'm dead so that's ummm...)

(this math is tough...)

*five minute delay*

(ummm)

(-10?)

I don't see what the big deal is with power attack.

Okay, the enemie's a.c. sucks. Pump up the damage.
Okay, the enemie's a.c. is rockin. Don't pump up the damage.

Why does that require me to drop a C-note for a new game set that's gonna make succubuses devils? Why do I have to pay good money because some guy somewhere can't subtract 5 from a +8 to hit and add 5 to damage?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! NO NO NO, PLEASE, THINK OF THE BABY HORSES!

????

What did I do?

Please, not another page. For the love of God!

*hammers on the table with his hoof*

Let's agree to disagree.

[looks around]

You called?

Thanks my man! The unedited director's cut was much much worse.

For the love of God let's not walk that road again! You sick bastard!

Grey... ack!

nnnnnnnnnnnghhh! ugh!...

mother!

ugh, ugh!

19 more posts!

next page!

ugh! ugh!

can't... take... any... more...!

They're so cruel. They just don't stop!

Driver? glue factory please.

Gnnnn! Unck! Phhhhgtgt!

NO LORD! PLEASE NO MORE! WON'T YOU HAVE PITY ON ME? PLEASE!