David Wickham's page

XXX: "He's back there drinking whiskey and talking to Jeff."

I'm guessing he is Cosmo.

David Wickham wrote:

I think we know who the future Director of Evil on the secret moon base will be...

It's sekrit moon base and we don't talk about it!!!!

No we aren't supposed to talk about the sekrit moon base! The secret moon base is the cover story.

I think we know who the future Director of Evil on the secret moon base will be...

Well, Dave is the Gross one, and I feel the same way about Justins sometimes.

WICK-HAM !!! ::fist shake::

Please, no fist shaking necessary. Simple grovelling will be sufficient to show your admiration and worship.

I'll get right on that when I'm paid $800 an hour like you are Ponilawyer. ;)

Half the insult is highlighting the fact that the person is too stupid to understand the insult, which you would understand, if you were smarter.

THAT IS WHAT TEN IS FOR. WHEN YOU WANT THE OTHER IDIOT TO KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THEY ARE AN IDIOT YOU GO TO ELEVEN.

Posting in all caps is overkill. You need to have an 11 to go to should the situation warrant it.

WHAT IS IT WHEN YOU GO NORMAL AND USE SHORT SIMPLE SENTENCES? SEEMS TO ME THAT WOULD BE EVEN MORE THREATENING SINCE THE PERSON YOU ARE INSULTING COULD EASILY UNDERSTAND IT.

Private messages and avatar tagging.

Changes are scary...

Doom?

Dooom?

i think only sm has it bookmarked

I think she has a tab dedicated to posting to this thread.

It seems pretty obvious to me... Lissa!

Neither the puppy nor Crystal would let her drive. :P

:P

Why are there two FAWTL Threads? :-k

David Wickham wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

GeraintElberion wrote:

That means it was porn.

Vast quantities of porn.

People still pay for that in this day and age?

That was back before the internet.

Jiggy was paying people to paint it on the cave walls.

I'm only 27, TYVM.

The internet only started gaining popularity about 20 years ago, an there are still caves today.

It could have happened :P

GeraintElberion wrote:

That means it was porn.

Vast quantities of porn.

People still pay for that in this day and age?

That was back before the internet.

Jiggy was paying people to paint it on the cave walls.

My noodles taste just as bad as they did a few hours ago.

Anything good going on here?

But would any of you pay half a million dollars for one of my cats?

I'd take half a thousand pennies in store credit too :P

Nothing that I am aware of.

;-)

Fixed it for you.

Ah, I see. The Wickham defensive move at the end.

What did I do now?

See, this is why the accused should never be permitted to speak.

You are just saying that because I'm right.

Also, because you are inherently wrong in all imaginable ways.

Sebastian wrote:

Hapless Census Taker wrote:

Am I in the wrong place?

Nope. Hold this rope.

Room for two more folks. Line em on up!

Karelzarath was there, as was Sebastian!

Sebastian is probably fairly heavy, I'll try to be nicer to FaWTLers and let him have my rope.

David Wickham wrote:

taig wrote:

Welcome to FaWTL, David!

Hi taig, nice to see you.

You should come visit my porn site more often.

Fixed another one for you!

** spoiler omitted **

I was saving that for after taig came to visit!

David Wickham wrote:

taig wrote:

Welcome to FaWTL, David!

Hi taig, nice to see you.

You should come visit the chatroom more often.

I should. Thanks for the reminder (and the invite).

I believe the crux of Mairkurion's flowery (florid?) out-calling was an offhand comment of yours about a posting limit affecting FaWTL being a feature not a fault (I'm paraphrasing here). I think he was returning the snarkery in kind.

I remember saying that, but I don't remember Mairkurion being there...

There must be a rat in the chat. :-k

I would guess Gary, but everyone likes him so I'll blame Justin Franklin.

Welcome to FaWTL, David!

Hi taig, nice to see you.

You should come visit the chatroom more often.

David Wickham wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

David Wickham wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

David Wickham wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

By the way:

I AM HERE CALLING OUT MR. WICKHAM.

If you are a man and of unquestioned parentage, you will answer this post, Mr. Wickham. Otherwise, you will branded by FAWTLite society from this day until The End of Time.

Yes?

I think you know why you are here. You need to change your ways.

Shall I spell out m- that is, OUR demands?

I'm quite sure I don't know what you are talking about.

Perhaps you could be more specific?

It is simple, Mr. Wickham.

Our Demands:
1. Thou shalt speak only of FAWTL in favorable tones, whether thou posteth in the forums or on the chats or wheresoever thou mayest be.
2. Thou shalt not hide behind winky smileys to sneak snark against the FAWTL our thread. For we the FAWTLies are a jealous lot, punishing snark unto the seventh generation (but rewarding snark of our own kind).
3. Thou shalt not go by David in chat. For lo, it is not Austenian enough. Wickham shalt thou be, for it rolls off the tongue and sticks to the memory and annoyeth not the Pony that sparkles like unto God's bow set in the heavens.

Finally, we offer this option. If thy work offendest against thy posting, cut it off. {Note: Only 1-3 are to be taken as binding, save that thy wealth be of an independent nature.]

Its fun to make more or less unreadable demands on the internet, but you aren't the republican party, I'm not going to just agree. What is in it for me?

This is the weakest excuse for a lynch mob I've ever seen. Announcing charges? Offering the accused the opportunity to speak? Let's just get a half dozen ropes and hang David and the five people standing closest to him and not threatening his life.

Frontier justice, baby.

In his defense, his charges aren't really that clear, something about smiley faces and sparkling ponies I haven't really figured out what it says yet...

David Wickham wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

David Wickham wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

By the way:

I AM HERE CALLING OUT MR. WICKHAM.

If you are a man and of unquestioned parentage, you will answer this post, Mr. Wickham. Otherwise, you will branded by FAWTLite society from this day until The End of Time.

Yes?

I think you know why you are here. You need to change your ways.

Shall I spell out m- that is, OUR demands?

I'm quite sure I don't know what you are talking about.

Perhaps you could be more specific?

It is simple, Mr. Wickham.

Our Demands:
1. Thou shalt speak only of FAWTL in favorable tones, whether thou posteth in the forums or on the chats or wheresoever thou mayest be.
2. Thou shalt not hide behind winky smileys to sneak snark against the FAWTL our thread. For we the FAWTLies are a jealous lot, punishing snark unto the seventh generation (but rewarding snark of our own kind).
3. Thou shalt not go by David in chat. For lo, it is not Austenian enough. Wickham shalt thou be, for it rolls off the tongue and sticks to the memory and annoyeth not the Pony that sparkles like unto God's bow set in the heavens.

Finally, we offer this option. If thy work offendest against thy posting, cut it off. {Note: Only 1-3 are to be taken as binding, save that thy wealth be of an independent nature.]

Its fun to make more or less unreadable demands on the internet, but you aren't the republican party, I'm not going to just agree. What is in it for me?

I see our Mr. Wickham hasn't followed up to my response.

Sorry, I am unable to post while at work.

David Wickham wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

By the way:

I AM HERE CALLING OUT MR. WICKHAM.

If you are a man and of unquestioned parentage, you will answer this post, Mr. Wickham. Otherwise, you will branded by FAWTLite society from this day until The End of Time.

Yes?

I think you know why you are here. You need to change your ways.

Shall I spell out m- that is, OUR demands?

I'm quite sure I don't know what you are talking about.

Perhaps you could be more specific?

By the way:

I AM HERE CALLING OUT MR. WICKHAM.

If you are a man and of unquestioned parentage, you will answer this post, Mr. Wickham. Otherwise, you will branded by FAWTLite society from this day until The End of Time.

Yes?

It just isn't the same here...

Chat down. I swear I didn't summon an Old One.

Because you didn't want the competition? ;)

Interesting. :-k

David Wickham wrote:

Is there any Pathfinder Battles game in the works?

Yes! It's called the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game!

We do not currently have any concrete plans regarding a separate miniatures game. Is that something you'd like to see?

It is! I'll play almost any miniatures game and be more likely to buy a case if there is a game. :)

Is there any Pathfinder Battles game in the works?

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This is generally regarded as the first post.

But this page is older than that one by almost two weeks...

Any idea how the size of the two paint tables compares Ross?

That portable "mini-desk" Ross has look pretty nifty

Games Workshop used to make it, it was $40 but was recently replaced by a $33 plastic version without a shelf.

Could I get The Genius Guide to Ice Magic?

Thanks

Free at last!

Woo Hoo!

I think you need a longer day.

Unless you are plan to start some where in the arctic or antarctic circle

What is the square root of Pie?

If a train leaves from somewhere and another leaves from somewhere else when will anyone care if or when they passed each other?

I am amused, but I don't think Gary was entirely innocent...

Less content more posts!

See if you can break the 600 page mark in the next few hours!

I'm disappointed its been about 12 hours and you still haven't got to 600 pages.

Less content more posts!

See if you can break the 600 page mark in the next few hours!

This thread is best when Gary is messing with the filters :)

David Wickham wrote:

Shouldn't you have moved to a new thread by now?

** spoiler omitted **

There is no logic here, fawlty or otherwise. ;)

Which is why its funny!

I thought up a list of them while 'the cool kids' were having fun at PaizoCon, but have already forgotten them...

Shouldn't you have moved to a new thread by now?