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Pathfinder Society Member. 433 posts (8,387 including aliases). 3 reviews. No lists. No wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters. 14 aliases.


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Because I am the Seeker.

I have the Sword of Truth, so I don't carry a bow, but I always have one when the plot calls for it.


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The US is the only extant military empire. It is also the leading police state, with more people locked up than any nation on earth.

Keep the serfs fighting and blaming each other.

Judge Judy makes over 40 million a year.


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The real sponsor of the bill is ALEC. They sponsor lots of bills. Hell, they write them.


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Just a Guess wrote:
HardMaple wrote:
Give specific examples of why these legislators and governor want to legalize gay discrimination.
They are christian fundamentalists.

Preaching politics from the pulpit and voting in droves. We have tons of them, and they're uniformly ignorant and bigoted.


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My state rep. is one of the guys behind it. He's a 20-something home schooled religious nitwit. Thoroughly disgusting.

http://www.elkharttruth.com/news/Truth-Radio-1340/2015/03/18/Newsmakers-Tim -Wesco-details-the-Religious-Freedom-Restoration-Act.html


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

Telsyn walks up to the edge and looks down at the shattered corpse.

I'm sorry, Firean. I wish you'd just surrendered.

He turns to his mates. Don't look!.. I hate to sound callous, but we should go and search her corpse before someone else shows up. We may learn something useful.

I been to the edge,
an' there I stood an' looked down
You know I lost a lot of friends there baby,
I got no time to mess around


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

Telsyn sees Vishanti's disappointment. He tries to reassure her.

I'm sorry you couldn't learn more. It was just too long gone.

The sword and shield are still very useful items. I would suggest you keep them. They may yet serve us.

He remembers his prior thoughts, and addresses the party.

Firean's got some juice if she's handing us cure potions. We should get on her good side, and find out what she's trying to do. Maybe learn more about what we're facing. You charming people need to be charming with her.

BTW, nicely written, GM Dust. :)


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Take a cue from female gymnasts. They tend to be short, but very agile and strong for their size.

I'm in the "strength isn't just muscle" camp. Let players do what they will for character appearance.


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

She's awesome. I think I speak for the party when I say: We like you. We really like you! :)


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

With both of those spells, Derika's AC is 16, pre-bloodrage. Our new friend is a real boon to us. Thanks for joining us, Edward. Abigail will always have plenty to contribute!


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

You are indeed welcome, my lady! Derika's looking much healed, and for that we are grateful.

Yeah, Vishanti knows more about the keep, from what I understand ooc, but she doesn't really talk about it. Telsyn didn't even know about the "white hand." 1st level wizard problems.


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TOZ wrote:
One rank never hurts.

My clerics tend to leave int at 10. I put ranks into every class skill, then bump the ones no one else uses (like Heal). There are usually other characters with way more skills, anyway.

Heal-bot is an under-appreciated role. Channeling works well, even in combat. My PFS half orc cleric of Sarenrae was referred to as the "kick-ass cleric."

He is, too. Last I played him, he was 11th level and utterly ridiculous. Always welcomed at any table, and sometimes the only guy with any melee chops.


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

It's fine. Your sink and pot will be OK. It's just Vicks, not Valvoline.


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

Tanna's good as new. The bills are paid. We can go now.


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

F**k tha police...


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

Hmm. Sounds like something worth looking into. What do you think, fellow travelers?


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

I'll leave such judgement to you, milady, and abide by it.

Telsyn trusts Missea. He feels like he has to.


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

Very well.

Telsyn helps with the hand tying and looking for valuables. They can pull the thugs behind the cart.

He'll cast detect magic on the off chance that they've got anything magical, and look out for more bandits. perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Thank the gods for our sharp-eyed cleric!


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

No rope, here. Let's just take whatever they have and be gone before they wake up. Maybe they'll rethink their choices in life.


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

They chose 3 full casters. Magical party, especially later.


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M Elf Evoker 2 [ HP: 17/17 | AC: 15 T: 14 FF: 11 | F: +1 R: +4 W: +2 | Init: +6 Per: +1 ]

Hi. My name's Telsyn and I'm glad to be here.

He looks down, as if saying that much wasn't easy.


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Andrew R wrote:
GentleGiant wrote:

So, we can conclude that it's irresponsible to live on a budget larger than what you would earn on minimum wage. It's irresponsible to have sex without making sure that the woman has taken her pill or checked whatever other BC she might be on AND the guy better double up on the condom, just to be safe. Buying a house that you can't buy with cash is also irresponsible. Buying a car is also very questionable, even if you can pay it with cash, because you might have been able to buy a cheaper (but probably also more unreliable, but that's somehow not the point) one.

Sodas, energy drinks and jerky are right out of the question!
In other words, anyone living a better life than Andrew R is Doing it Wrong(tm)!
has nothing to do with a better life, i lack the jealousy so many are afflicted by when talking about social class, i just don't want to be the one paying for it. it has everything to do with be responsible, not party like its the end of the world then demand someone else pay the piper for you. live within your means, try to have a plan, minimize risk. this is not rocket science but sadly most people these days are too damn dumb. wich would be fine if people like me didn't have to bail them out

R seems to have an aversion to acknowledging privilege, let alone its effects in society, given his extreme view of the less fortunate.


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houstonderek wrote:

Gore never came to power, so we'll never know, but he's kind of a weenie and couldn't hold Clinton's used toilet paper, so I don't think he would

have been much better than Bush or Obama, to be frank.

I'm pretty sure Gore would have probably heeded the warnings that Bush ignored, and 9-11 would likely have been foiled.

Bush and co. were planning to invade Iraq before they even got into office, and Gore wasn't involved with PNAC. So, if Gore hadn't been able to stop 9-11, he still wouldn't have invaded Iraq, and millions of lives would not have been shattered.

He would instead have used the world's sympathy to get their help in going after the terrorists, and would have succeeded.

Gore isn't Bush, and that alone makes him the better man.


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M Elf Rogue 3/Admixture Evoker 7/Arcane Trickster 10

Who's my naughty goddess?


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You can do fine without blasting. Have you checked out the guides in the advice forum?

I wouldn't play a generalist wizard. Pick a specialty.


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Streets ahead.


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Chris Hedges says stuff.


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Andostre wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
It was pretty explicit.
Also, I are not very much smrt.

Me prblm saem;


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FireberdGNOME wrote:

I would love to play in an all dwarf party. And I would be excited to run one if the players all wanted to do it!

Funny thing, I think the idea sits better than an all Elf party.

We have beards, and axes, and beards, and we invented booze.

What's with all the no-axe, no-hammer dwarves? Get some axes up in this hizzy, stat!


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aceDiamond wrote:
RJGrady wrote:
There's a reason characters belong to "classes."
I'm starting to feel a surge of communism in the distance due to this post...

*Python voice* There you go, bringing class into it, again!


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Set wrote:

Still flailing around at the notion that 'The Most Beautiful Girl in the World' is now remembered as a Prince song.

Ugh.

Yeah, I'm old enough to remember this.


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137ben wrote:
Alex Martin wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
He also admitted the prestige class is overpowered, so there's that, too.
Nope, I apparently hallucinated that. Or inferred it from "third-party prestige class found in the discount bin".
I find it amusing that you corrected yourself in the same thread within 6 minutes. Aren't you supposed to wait for someone to yell: "Nu-uh!" first? ;-)
Nu-uh! He's allowed to correct himself! You are totally wrong:)

Nuh-uh! No take backs! YOU'RE wrong!


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Please. It's December. Welcome the zombies, and invite them in for holiday cheer.


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Backfromthedeadguy wrote:
I don't get Spanish soap operas. Maybe I should learn Spanish...

I speak Spanish. It doesn't help.


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I was at the grocery store and reached into a box of Halloween candy to get some bags of it for the kids. Sure enough, there was a wasp in there, and it stung me!

I knew Cosmo was behind it! It's the only explanation that makes sense.


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Mr. Brewer,

We regret to inform you that, due to your inappropriate love of blowing people up, which all wizards know is suboptimal, we have decided to revoke your membership in the Society.

Sincerely,

The Glitterdust Appreciation Society


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Your hate is for naught,
when a drow can be bought.


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It's good to know we'll have places to go once we use up Earth-that-was.


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I'm so glad my gaming group is nothing like this... We just play to have fun.


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blackbloodtroll wrote:
One trick ponies are always susceptible to meltdown, when the altering of their one trick comes to light.

I think people look at the AT, and the ability to add sneak attack damage to spells is all they see.

The AT is anything but a one-trick pony. It's a spellcasting skillmonkey. Adding a few d6 to a blast spell is fun when you can pull it off, but if that's all you focus on, you're missing what sorcerers and wizards can do with maxed-out acrobatics, stealth, etc.

"MacGuyver with spells" is a good analogy. "Flying, invisible James Bond" works, too, once you have the levels for it.

My Skull and Shackles trickster

Spoiler:
was able to cast Alter Self and turned himself into a sahuagin, swam to an enemy boat, cast Invisibility on himself underwater (not a problem in the form of a sahuagin), then climbed aboard and sabotaged the ship so they couldn't chase us. A typical wizard could attempt the same, but I doubt his stealth and disable device skills would be very good. This was at 5th or 6th level, IIRC, so he wasn't really a trickster, yet.

He's also our go to guy for ship repairs and knowledge checks. He definitely pulls his own weight in our group.

I don't think this ruling makes that much difference, unless you play a low-skilled sorcerer trickster built all around blasting.


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It all comes down to the proper technique.


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This thread is a crock.


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Benghazi!


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M Elf
stats:
Init +2/ HP 32/32 // AC: 12/T:12/FF:10 - Percep: +4// F +1/R +3/W +6 /CMB +3 - CMD 15

They have axes, too.

Can't help it. Boomer cracks me up.


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The "Christmas" show was great! Malcolm McDowell was brilliant. What a great spoof!

You'll notice I'm not as critical of TV, because it's TV. I want some laughs, and this show still delivers.


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Seems touchy. Arr.


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MrSin wrote:
A highly regarded expert wrote:
That person turned around and gave us Snowball.
I don't complaining about someone who can't see or hear you is needed in this conversation.

I feel better...


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Xeen wrote:

We didnt call that Spartan Madball...

I cant even say what it was called in my neighborhood.

When I was a kid, we called it "smear the queer," which, if you think about it, may have some historical veracity. It's apparently what the Spartans did. :)

I hope the kids are calling it something a little more groovy these days, like "tackle the perfectly accepted person, whatever their sexual orientation, and take the ball, yo."

I added "yo" to make it the "shiznit," yo.


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PFS sits down a group of adventurers of disparate levels, and asks them, without any consideration of what they can actually do, to go and handle a task.

Bonus if they do it, no cookie if they don't. It's supposed to take about 4 hours.

PFS isn't PF. It's built to accommodate random characters through one episode of action/adventure, not write a trilogy.

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