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Pathfinder Society Member. 433 posts (9,477 including aliases). 3 reviews. No lists. No wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters. 17 aliases.


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Kiwis.


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I miss Prince. :(


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"I just always assumed a wizard did it."

If you can't explain it, there's your answer! As good as any in D&D world!


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I still like ranger/wizard. All good saves, good skills and skill points, full casting wizard spells, minor divine casting, d10 hit dice, full BAB, and a built-in bodyguard.

I'd name him "Magnitude," 'cuz he's a one man party! Pop, pop!


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I liked the Harrison Ford reference. Pretty funny!


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He's a uniter, not a divider!


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MeanDM wrote:
I saw the commercials for this when it was first starting, and was intrigued, but never quite got around to watching it. Based on your recommendation maybe I will check it out!

You won't regret it. The humor is smart and the songs are funny.

It was great when she moved to West Covina.

Only 2 hours from the beach!


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Imbicatus wrote:
I know people are complaining about Carrie Fisher, but she's not this bad.

I loved her! It was great seeing her.


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Our love of cheeseburgers is the #1 cause of habitat and species loss. We're mowing down rain forests for cheap beef. It's the definition of insanity.

Watch Cowspiracy free on Netflix.


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I saw the last Dead shows in Chicago. It was an incredible experience.


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N. Jolly wrote:
A highly regarded expert wrote:

Arcane trickster. The ones I've played have done some amazing things.

Hey, I wrote the guide. LOL!

If that's the case, my favorite class(es) is/are:

Alchemist
Barbarian
Synthesis Summoner
Gunslinger
Investigator
Kineticist
...and character creation.

Yeah. All the other classes I like already had guides. lol


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Arcane trickster. The ones I've played have done some amazing things.

Hey, I wrote the guide. LOL!


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Rhedyn wrote:
Druid. I never have a bad time with it. I tend to build such that I can drastically change play styles every day if I wanted to.

So many abilities. So many ways to specialize. Full casting.

Like the cleric, the druid has access to any druid spell allowed in his game, every day. There are many. You can do a certain spell list one day, then completely change it the next.

Druids are like wizards, in that they do great when they plan ahead, but druids (and clerics) also have access to way more spells than any wizard.

No other classes can do that.


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20th level commoner.

It just feels right.


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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Contemporary Hanoverian Psych:

Wired Mind--Mindstate: Dreamscape

Nice!

Wake and bake, or don't. A morning raga to get you properly weird.


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Arr! T'is me favorite day again! Avast, ye landlubbers!

Talk like a pirate!


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I'm glad we have a way to play bad characters, for those who would like to try it.

My fantasy time is precious, however. Like most people, I like to be heroic, rather than a cruel, selfish dick. There are enough evil people in real life.

Playing evil just doesn't appeal to me. If it sounds fun to you, do it.


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This comic is just so fun!


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Goofus farts loudly and stinks up the room, laughing rudely.

Gallant farts daintily, letting out delicate, musical poots, and apologizes for making a stinky.


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

I think killing them all would send the appropriate message.

Of course, Telsyn is very much an elf when it comes to goblins. He has no use for them. They're pests to exterminate, to him.


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

Sometimes, when some smurfs come along, and try to smurf your smurf, you just gotta smurf 'em.


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

I'd agree.


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

I hope that won't be long. I've been there: Too sick to feel good, too broke to not be sick.

Yay, American health care! lol


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

Nobody screwed up. D's doing what she would do. She's learning the limits of her selflessness. This will show her that she can't hold her own life as something to gamble with. She's learning to become a leader.


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How do dwarves live underground?

Knowledge (local): 1d20 ⇒ 9

I dunno.


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Because I am the Seeker.

I have the Sword of Truth, so I don't carry a bow, but I always have one when the plot calls for it.


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The US is the only extant military empire. It is also the leading police state, with more people locked up than any nation on earth.

Keep the serfs fighting and blaming each other.

Judge Judy makes over 40 million a year.


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The real sponsor of the bill is ALEC. They sponsor lots of bills. Hell, they write them.


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Just a Guess wrote:
HardMaple wrote:
Give specific examples of why these legislators and governor want to legalize gay discrimination.
They are christian fundamentalists.

Preaching politics from the pulpit and voting in droves. We have tons of them, and they're uniformly ignorant and bigoted.


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My state rep. is one of the guys behind it. He's a 20-something home schooled religious nitwit. Thoroughly disgusting.

http://www.elkharttruth.com/news/Truth-Radio-1340/2015/03/18/Newsmakers-Tim -Wesco-details-the-Religious-Freedom-Restoration-Act.html


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

Telsyn walks up to the edge and looks down at the shattered corpse.

I'm sorry, Firean. I wish you'd just surrendered.

He turns to his mates. Don't look!.. I hate to sound callous, but we should go and search her corpse before someone else shows up. We may learn something useful.

I been to the edge,
an' there I stood an' looked down
You know I lost a lot of friends there baby,
I got no time to mess around


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

Telsyn sees Vishanti's disappointment. He tries to reassure her.

I'm sorry you couldn't learn more. It was just too long gone.

The sword and shield are still very useful items. I would suggest you keep them. They may yet serve us.

He remembers his prior thoughts, and addresses the party.

Firean's got some juice if she's handing us cure potions. We should get on her good side, and find out what she's trying to do. Maybe learn more about what we're facing. You charming people need to be charming with her.

BTW, nicely written, GM Dust. :)


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Take a cue from female gymnasts. They tend to be short, but very agile and strong for their size.

I'm in the "strength isn't just muscle" camp. Let players do what they will for character appearance.


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

She's awesome. I think I speak for the party when I say: We like you. We really like you! :)


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

With both of those spells, Derika's AC is 16, pre-bloodrage. Our new friend is a real boon to us. Thanks for joining us, Edward. Abigail will always have plenty to contribute!


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

You are indeed welcome, my lady! Derika's looking much healed, and for that we are grateful.

Yeah, Vishanti knows more about the keep, from what I understand ooc, but she doesn't really talk about it. Telsyn didn't even know about the "white hand." 1st level wizard problems.


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TOZ wrote:
One rank never hurts.

My clerics tend to leave int at 10. I put ranks into every class skill, then bump the ones no one else uses (like Heal). There are usually other characters with way more skills, anyway.

Heal-bot is an under-appreciated role. Channeling works well, even in combat. My PFS half orc cleric of Sarenrae was referred to as the "kick-ass cleric."

He is, too. Last I played him, he was 11th level and utterly ridiculous. Always welcomed at any table, and sometimes the only guy with any melee chops.


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

It's fine. Your sink and pot will be OK. It's just Vicks, not Valvoline.


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

Tanna's good as new. The bills are paid. We can go now.


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

F**k tha police...


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

Hmm. Sounds like something worth looking into. What do you think, fellow travelers?


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

I'll leave such judgement to you, milady, and abide by it.

Telsyn trusts Missea. He feels like he has to.


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

Very well.

Telsyn helps with the hand tying and looking for valuables. They can pull the thugs behind the cart.

He'll cast detect magic on the off chance that they've got anything magical, and look out for more bandits. perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Thank the gods for our sharp-eyed cleric!


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

No rope, here. Let's just take whatever they have and be gone before they wake up. Maybe they'll rethink their choices in life.


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

They chose 3 full casters. Magical party, especially later.


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M Elf Evoker 3 [ HP: 23/23 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

Hi. My name's Telsyn and I'm glad to be here.

He looks down, as if saying that much wasn't easy.


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M Elf Unchained Rogue 1/Admixture Evoker 4

Hey, I tried. Gods forbid I get 2 good attack rolls in a row. I only made the first one because I burned a point. Fook 'im oop, Baergar!


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Andrew R wrote:
GentleGiant wrote:

So, we can conclude that it's irresponsible to live on a budget larger than what you would earn on minimum wage. It's irresponsible to have sex without making sure that the woman has taken her pill or checked whatever other BC she might be on AND the guy better double up on the condom, just to be safe. Buying a house that you can't buy with cash is also irresponsible. Buying a car is also very questionable, even if you can pay it with cash, because you might have been able to buy a cheaper (but probably also more unreliable, but that's somehow not the point) one.

Sodas, energy drinks and jerky are right out of the question!
In other words, anyone living a better life than Andrew R is Doing it Wrong(tm)!
has nothing to do with a better life, i lack the jealousy so many are afflicted by when talking about social class, i just don't want to be the one paying for it. it has everything to do with be responsible, not party like its the end of the world then demand someone else pay the piper for you. live within your means, try to have a plan, minimize risk. this is not rocket science but sadly most people these days are too damn dumb. wich would be fine if people like me didn't have to bail them out

R seems to have an aversion to acknowledging privilege, let alone its effects in society, given his extreme view of the less fortunate.

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