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Kobold

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Pathfinder Society Member. 433 posts (9,886 including aliases). 3 reviews. No lists. No wishlists. 2 Pathfinder Society characters. 18 aliases.


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Not a movie, unless maybe you watch it all at once, but if you have Hulu, Axe Cop is joyously mindless.


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I'm guessing that English is not Cuvico's first language.

I applaud your efforts, sir or madam. As a person who had to learn a second language, I understand that it's hard before it gets easy.

I also realize that I'm woefully behind in all the options available now. Thanks to all of you for your insights.


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
V barred Conjuration, too. That's why they can't teleport.

They made a joke about teleport being a transmutation spell in 3.0. V can't cast it now because they went from 3 to 3.5 when it changed to a conjuration spell.


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Elan is at least a 13th level bard. He can cast Mass CLW. He's got at least a level of "Dashing Swordsman," so he's about on par with the others, more or less.


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That there's a nail biter, make no mistake...


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Irontruth wrote:

So, the narrative that people wanted Trump to "drain the swamp" and wanted outsiders....

5 members of congress were defeated in the primaries, 8 members were defeated in the general. Out of 469 races, 43 incumbents didn't run, giving us 423 incumbents running. 410 of those incumbents won. Normally congress (both houses) has about a 96% incumbent victory %, this was 97%, so it was pretty much normal.

If you're of the opinion that most districts are safe for one party or the other and the real contest is in the primaries, well, the incumbent winning % goes up to about 99%.

People didn't vote for change. They sent all the same congressional people back to Washington.

And Trump is appointing DC Republican insiders to all his cabinet posts.

They're more overtly racist than the usual Repub offerings, so it is change of a sort.


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Don't let the bastards grind you down.


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The good news is that Hillary probably won't try to run again. She has the charisma of a dwarf fighter.

White, rural, low-information Americans have been fed a steady diet of anti-Clinton hate for almost 30 years. She never had a chance with them, and you need at least some of them to win.

More white women voted for Trump than for Hillary. That's how hated she is.

Next time, maybe the Dems will wise up and run someone who could have won walking away, like Bernie would have.


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This is what the electoral college was made for.

Angry old white people rule.


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I blame media consolidation, Citizens United, an ineffectual press, and low-information white women who prefer an accused child rapist to one of their own.

His pretrial begins Dec. 16.


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We will be ruled by people who don't believe in evolution, global warming, or that minorities face discrimination. In fact, they consider themselves victims.


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The choices available now are more plentiful than they were when I wrote the guide. You can be an unchained rogue 1/wiz 3, and enter the class at 4th, now. That's a different animal.

I think that's a good thing. I still like the AT in all its possible forms. Same attitude, different mechanics, make it your own. The scoundrel gives you even more options for a sneaky caster.

I'm playing a trickster now, in fact. Still enjoy the heck out of 'em.


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Conservative Anklebiter wrote:
You know what they about them female sorcerers with them high charisma's XD

It's all true!

ALL of it!


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Kiwis.


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I miss Prince. :(


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"I just always assumed a wizard did it."

If you can't explain it, there's your answer! As good as any in D&D world!


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I still like ranger/wizard. All good saves, good skills and skill points, full casting wizard spells, minor divine casting, d10 hit dice, full BAB, and a built-in bodyguard.

I'd name him "Magnitude," 'cuz he's a one man party! Pop, pop!


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I liked the Harrison Ford reference. Pretty funny!


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He's a uniter, not a divider!


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MeanDM wrote:
I saw the commercials for this when it was first starting, and was intrigued, but never quite got around to watching it. Based on your recommendation maybe I will check it out!

You won't regret it. The humor is smart and the songs are funny.

It was great when she moved to West Covina.

Only 2 hours from the beach!


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Imbicatus wrote:
I know people are complaining about Carrie Fisher, but she's not this bad.

I loved her! It was great seeing her.


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Our love of cheeseburgers is the #1 cause of habitat and species loss. We're mowing down rain forests for cheap beef. It's the definition of insanity.

Watch Cowspiracy free on Netflix.


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I saw the last Dead shows in Chicago. It was an incredible experience.


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N. Jolly wrote:
A highly regarded expert wrote:

Arcane trickster. The ones I've played have done some amazing things.

Hey, I wrote the guide. LOL!

If that's the case, my favorite class(es) is/are:

Alchemist
Barbarian
Synthesis Summoner
Gunslinger
Investigator
Kineticist
...and character creation.

Yeah. All the other classes I like already had guides. lol


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Arcane trickster. The ones I've played have done some amazing things.

Hey, I wrote the guide. LOL!


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Rhedyn wrote:
Druid. I never have a bad time with it. I tend to build such that I can drastically change play styles every day if I wanted to.

So many abilities. So many ways to specialize. Full casting.

Like the cleric, the druid has access to any druid spell allowed in his game, every day. There are many. You can do a certain spell list one day, then completely change it the next.

Druids are like wizards, in that they do great when they plan ahead, but druids (and clerics) also have access to way more spells than any wizard.

No other classes can do that.


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20th level commoner.

It just feels right.


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Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Contemporary Hanoverian Psych:

Wired Mind--Mindstate: Dreamscape

Nice!

Wake and bake, or don't. A morning raga to get you properly weird.


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Arr! T'is me favorite day again! Avast, ye landlubbers!

Talk like a pirate!


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I'm glad we have a way to play bad characters, for those who would like to try it.

My fantasy time is precious, however. Like most people, I like to be heroic, rather than a cruel, selfish dick. There are enough evil people in real life.

Playing evil just doesn't appeal to me. If it sounds fun to you, do it.


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This comic is just so fun!


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Goofus farts loudly and stinks up the room, laughing rudely.

Gallant farts daintily, letting out delicate, musical poots, and apologizes for making a stinky.


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M Elf Evoker 4 [ HP: 30/30 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

I think killing them all would send the appropriate message.

Of course, Telsyn is very much an elf when it comes to goblins. He has no use for them. They're pests to exterminate, to him.


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M Elf Evoker 4 [ HP: 30/30 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

Sometimes, when some smurfs come along, and try to smurf your smurf, you just gotta smurf 'em.


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M Elf Evoker 4 [ HP: 30/30 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

I'd agree.


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M Elf Evoker 4 [ HP: 30/30 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

I hope that won't be long. I've been there: Too sick to feel good, too broke to not be sick.

Yay, American health care! lol


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M Elf Evoker 4 [ HP: 30/30 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

Nobody screwed up. D's doing what she would do. She's learning the limits of her selflessness. This will show her that she can't hold her own life as something to gamble with. She's learning to become a leader.


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How do dwarves live underground?

Knowledge (local): 1d20 ⇒ 9

I dunno.


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Because I am the Seeker.

I have the Sword of Truth, so I don't carry a bow, but I always have one when the plot calls for it.


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The US is the only extant military empire. It is also the leading police state, with more people locked up than any nation on earth.

Keep the serfs fighting and blaming each other.

Judge Judy makes over 40 million a year.


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The real sponsor of the bill is ALEC. They sponsor lots of bills. Hell, they write them.


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Just a Guess wrote:
HardMaple wrote:
Give specific examples of why these legislators and governor want to legalize gay discrimination.
They are christian fundamentalists.

Preaching politics from the pulpit and voting in droves. We have tons of them, and they're uniformly ignorant and bigoted.


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My state rep. is one of the guys behind it. He's a 20-something home schooled religious nitwit. Thoroughly disgusting.

http://www.elkharttruth.com/news/Truth-Radio-1340/2015/03/18/Newsmakers-Tim -Wesco-details-the-Religious-Freedom-Restoration-Act.html


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M Elf Evoker 4 [ HP: 30/30 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

Telsyn walks up to the edge and looks down at the shattered corpse.

I'm sorry, Firean. I wish you'd just surrendered.

He turns to his mates. Don't look!.. I hate to sound callous, but we should go and search her corpse before someone else shows up. We may learn something useful.

I been to the edge,
an' there I stood an' looked down
You know I lost a lot of friends there baby,
I got no time to mess around


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M Elf Evoker 4 [ HP: 30/30 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

Telsyn sees Vishanti's disappointment. He tries to reassure her.

I'm sorry you couldn't learn more. It was just too long gone.

The sword and shield are still very useful items. I would suggest you keep them. They may yet serve us.

He remembers his prior thoughts, and addresses the party.

Firean's got some juice if she's handing us cure potions. We should get on her good side, and find out what she's trying to do. Maybe learn more about what we're facing. You charming people need to be charming with her.

BTW, nicely written, GM Dust. :)


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Take a cue from female gymnasts. They tend to be short, but very agile and strong for their size.

I'm in the "strength isn't just muscle" camp. Let players do what they will for character appearance.


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M Elf Evoker 4 [ HP: 30/30 | AC: 14 T: 13 FF: 11 | F: +3 R: +5 W: +4 | Init: +5 Per: +2 ]

She's awesome. I think I speak for the party when I say: We like you. We really like you! :)

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