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I will accept the celebration.

Q: When is a job "good enough"?
My Answer: When it's right. If it's not right, it's not done.

Interviewer: <smile>

You're starting to sound like me, you'll do great!

captain yesterday wrote:

That's another problem, Jedi don't really seem like they'd be all that tech savvy (beyond Luke and Rey) so how the f!!@ do they put them together (beyond Luke and Rey). They look like they'd be pretty f~$%ing complicated with a ton of tiny little parts.

For that matter, with how tech savvy Rey is supposed to be, why does it take her three f+%$ing movies to build her own.

#Hanshotfirst.

I remember seeing something in one of the cartoons (maybe Clone Wars, but I'm not sure), or possibly in the Knights of the Old Republic video game, that suggested that once a Padawan was sufficiently advanced, they would let the Force guide them to collecting seemingly random bits, and then would use the Force the assemble them. I also recall, and I'm pretty sure from the video game, that if they weren't put together quite right they could explode, so they would give a newly constructed light saber to a droid, send it out away from anyone and anything, and have it activate it. Just in case.

Jesus built my light saber, it was a love affair, mainly between Jesus and my light saber.

Darth Yesterday wrote:

Woran wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Also, we do not wear clothes on this particular side of the force.

But do you have cookies?

No, pie.

Tempting.

What kind of pie?

All kinds.

Freehold DM wrote:

Also, we do not wear clothes on this particular side of the force.

But do you have cookies?

No, pie.

I've been there for awhile.

Drejk wrote:

*crashes stolen Imperial bulk hauler into the thread*

If I don't get a mandalorian armor, no one gets it!

Crashes stolen Imperial Star Destroyer on top of bulk hauler

MY armor! I saw it first! WIZARD DIBS!

Sets Death Star on a collision course for both.

I don't need the armor, I just wanted to be a part of the group.

A LOT of Empire stuff.

Chop off their right hand and proclaim that you are their father.

Or maybe just glare at them for awhile.

Did this cult have cookies?

Good! We can use that!!

The Death Star.

Man, that was gonna be a sweet space station! To bad they never solved the whole rebel problem.

I'd want a brown light saber, you never see anyone with a brown light saber.

Sometimes I need Inquisitor NPCs to hunt my player character witches. Or alchemists to brew up the drugs in my homebrew campaigns. My players will often sail upon the high seas and there is nary a swashbuckler to be found to buckle their swashes!

Help me Paizo-Wan-Kenobi you're my only hope.

If Paizo-Wan-Kenobi is helping you, then who am i going to have a light saber duel with, myself?

Something something dark side!

Yes! Let your anger flow through you!

My solution, after careful soul searching, is to ignore WBL as a "hard and fast" rule.

Meaning, eh, it's an average.

I will restrict my players to level +1 gear though to stop power gaming equipment. If they end up filthy rich, then they do.

Welcome to the dark side! Have a cookie! Or better yet, have a dozen, who's counting.

Good for you. :-)

Now, to bring balance to the universe I'll be forced to make a Mystic of Zon-Kuthon named Nippleclamp Joe.

Please, the only reason Luke Skywalker cried like a baby was because his daddy did the chopping.

Hanwouldhavechoppedfirst.

Darth Yesterday wrote:

Angry Wizard wrote:

Tom Kalbfus wrote:

I don't even know if there will be an official nobility.

Maybe. There will definitely be social classes if the first iconic's story has anything to go by. Maybe it will be like Star Wars nobility where the levels in aristocrat help princess leia much less than her levels in envoy did outside alderaan. I wonder if she was allowed to retrain those aristocrat levels after alderaan went the way of the space dodo.

Alderaan shot first!

Nope tarkin shoot first

Not according to our most recent (updated) reports.

Besides, they probably had weapons of mass destruction, it was the only way to be sure.

Tom Kalbfus wrote:

I don't even know if there will be an official nobility.

Maybe. There will definitely be social classes if the first iconic's story has anything to go by. Maybe it will be like Star Wars nobility where the levels in aristocrat help princess leia much less than her levels in envoy did outside alderaan. I wonder if she was allowed to retrain those aristocrat levels after alderaan went the way of the space dodo.

Alderaan shot first!

To be fair, they're great cookies.

Yeah, I got the big book of Aldoran for you.

It Was There, And Now It's Gone. Don't F&&~ With The Empire.

F$@! balance in the force, I'm going right for the knees.

According to our intelligence they were in possession of weapons of mass destruction.

Good! Our first catch of the day!

I earned that long ago.

Come! Join the Dark side (coffee)!

We have cookies, and we don't call them "crumpets"

Hey!

That hurts man, that hurts.

Wouldn't a weekend in Vegas accomplish the same thing, and get it done way faster.

It is.

Darth Yesterday wrote:

Bah, All hail Darth Stewie Vader!

Force Choke

*snap-hiss*

I find your lack of respect . . . disturbing.

I can understand that you would be upset that Seth MacFarlane did a better version of Star Wars.

But it's better if you just accept the truth.

Bah, All hail Darth Stewie Vader!

Choose wisely, you must.

And women. It's always starting up on of these things if you have women.

None of this will matter, once we're famous musicians.

Happy Star Wars day everyone!

May the 4th be with you!

Come Tacticslion, embrace the dark side.

presents ceremonial cow to be tipped.

C'mon! It's really, really cool

And they're delicious!

37: The Dark Side is really cool.

Uh oh! It is Darth heshvaun! Run!

Come Sharoth, join the dark side.

It's really cool.

Awesome!!!

I get off work exactly when the Star Wars countdown clock hits zero.

I have noticed that the forums tend to lose a lot of steam on the weekends in general. Seems like a lot of people log on at work.

I'm just usually busy with empire stuff.

I'm convinced.

David M Mallon wrote:

GMail just gave me the option to choose the Light Side or the Dark Side for my Google experience. F@%! that Sith b@@@#@&@. Jedi all the way. Now the volume button on YouTube makes a lightsaber noise, among other wondrous things. I hope I can keep it forever.

Join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

We also have a better gym

My favorite part of that clip, Yoda is Archer. :-)

sup?

Mozzarella sticks, shut up, it's late.

What did you sup on?

Come Freehold, embrace the anger and turn to the dark side.

Luke, I'm not your father, the paternity test I took on Ricki Lake is 99.1 percent sure of it.

I didn't get a T-shirt :-(

Am I not sithing right or something.

Come Tin Foil Yamakah, join the dark side.... Oh wait wrong Adventure Path..

I'm also covered in case of Star Wars references :-)