Darth Asthmaticus's page

Always two there are...<cough>

<whooogh>I find their lack of faith <hurrr> disturbing.<whoogh>

I'm also not going to spoil that Vader is Luke's Father.

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Just an observation.

It's reached the point where I don't even look at screen names. If it's a guy with a helmet, I automatically expect to read a pro-oldschool/anti-radical-changes point of view.

What's up with that, anyway?

<whhuuuurggh>

You (point)...
<whooosh>
Will find...
<heeeurgh>
Not all...
<whooosh>
Old-school views...
<heeeurgh>
Are mere superstitions!

<manifest Jedi's Grasping Hand>

While no one is looking, replaces the playing pieces with ones that change shape and move while not being watched. The also backstabe and murder each other sometimes. Demon chess is a b**#!

"Let the Wookie WIN!"

Lost...<whooogh>...keys...<whurgh>...to Battle Station.

<hueeeeurgh>

Need...<hoooosh>...honest, Imperial, mechanic...<gloehuehgugug>...to hot-wire...<hgk>...to start crushing...<cheookofkeuuugh>....Rebel Alliance.

Don't want...<kheuk>...pockets...<whooowg>...picked....again.

Don't try to frighten us with your 3e ways, Lord Paizo. Your sad devotion to that ancient RPG has not helped you conjure up the answers to high level play, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the balance between charact...

<hoouuargh>

<hoouuargh>

raises hand, and grips fist tightly

<hoouuargh>

...<glurk>...

<hoough....wheugh>

raises hand....squeeeeze....

<hoough....wheugh>

I propose <hoough....wheugh> death!
<hoough....wheugh>
Death by...<hoough....wheugh>
Death by...<hoough....wheugh>
De..<hoough....wheugh>

Hold on...

<hooughcha..chaeugh...hyuech...hchitchoo>

uuuuhhhh...

Death by Mow Mow!

<hoough....wheugh>

...clenches fists...

<hoough....wheugh>