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Dark Solnes's page
127 posts. Alias of Mac Boyce.
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Mairkurion {tm} wrote: I found out about an actual full time position in my field that would allow me and the wife to stay in Dallas in our new home and start paying some things off...and I can actually apply for it...so that's what I'm doing tonight. Please cross your fingers or do whatever it is you do for me. (And I'm not promising that my subscriptions will up, but...) We are preparing the "Alter of Sacrificing of the Darned" now for the blood ritual. The old ones will be full and pleased. They will grant you your wish.
Now, where is Solnes???
Solnes wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: I have to ask... Was he covered in gold paint after all of this artistry? No actually, just the stuff that wasn't his.
Uhm, he offered to help, but he isn't strong enough, it takes some real strength to get it off. :\
I am trying to decide how to punish. Tie him up, pull out the cat-o-nine tails and.....oh, I thought you were talking about Kirk.
;)
walks into the HoP
meh....needs new wallpaper and it smells like cheese....
leaves the HoP
*sigh* Now I'm going to watch Firefly!!!!
Moorluck wrote: Evil Monkey wrote: Mac Boyce wrote: hands the EVIL MONKEY a +4 Banana of Drow Punishing MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Chases Moorluck around *ducks into closet and quickly jumps out dressed as a zoo keeper*
He went that way. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "So I see you finally came out of the closet...good man." she retorts as she walks by.
*pulls out the video camera to record all the leather*
I have an idea...Moorluck, you and Solnes can come up for the wedding and see lynora at the same time!! Everybody wins!!!!
*throws happy tequila shots to everyone*
taig wrote: Moorluck wrote: Most of the local "Country Dinner" places around here have all died, we have a few that are so rooted in the community that they will weather. Of course our favorite country cooking place was bought by Argintinians a couple years back, and they're real nice people, but what the heck do they know about southern food? At least we still have Prossers, all you can eat BBQ and fixins, for $8. We've still got a couple of nice locally owned diners and BBQ places. In a smaller town, we don't get nearly as many of the big chain restaurants moving in except for fast food places.
Still, to my shame, I like Carrabbas, except we only go there once a year because it's so dang expensive.
Most of the smaller towns have WONDERFUL resturants (at least around here). But now with all the various "film festivals" and the like, the chains are looking to get some.
Solnes wrote: taig wrote: I guess Solnes is all serious about getting her schoolwork done. Awww...does someone miss me? ;) NO!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Solnes wrote: Solnes wrote: Dark Solnes wrote: Solnes wrote: I def DO NOT like having to be awake at this hour!!! Dang school! Well, time to get the oldest off, maybe I will get a good nap today?! No you won't!!!!
Casts "Curse of the Crabby Children on you!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh now that is just cruel!!!
And just so you know, a couple of PB&J's and a cup of hot chocolate later...they are happy children!! 10 seconds after I wrote this my 1 year old throws a royal fit! I am thinking nap time may come early for him!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I WIN!!!!!
Solnes wrote: I def DO NOT like having to be awake at this hour!!! Dang school! Well, time to get the oldest off, maybe I will get a good nap today?! No you won't!!!!
Casts "Curse of the Crabby Children on you!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
EXTREMES!!!!
Solnes wrote: The new place looks great...but don't you think maybe we should decorate? Yes....we can decorate...WITH YOUR FRESHLT SHAVEN HEAD!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jack of Tears wrote: Dark Solnes wrote: Oh, normal stuff.....like slaughter innocent babies while they sleep in their mothers arms...
*looks around at the appalled faces*
What??
Come this way my daring, I may have an openning for you in my organization. Only if it involves slaughtering innocents and shaving my alternate universe twin bald.
Oh, normal stuff.....like slaughter innocent babies while they sleep in their mothers arms...
*looks around at the appalled faces*
What??
Some of us do..... ;)
ArgentinianFactFindinConfrens wrote: Dark Solnes wrote: AND STUFF! There you are you little hussy! I don't ever want to see you around here messin with Solnes' man again... that's my job!! Who says I want Solnes MAN?
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AND STUFF!
Lord President Moorluck wrote: Dark Solnes wrote: Moorluck wrote: Dark Solnes wrote: But destroying the universe will make my dark lord happy for the positive Solnes will be his!!!
ALL HAIL CTHULHU!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't cry for me Argentina...
*looks around*
your "dork lord" can kiss my rosey red rear-end. I like the positive realm just the way it is. And since I run this show around here you got two choices, #1 take a hike, #2 get in a waitress outfit and get me a drink sugar-buns.
And the rest of you! Get this danged mess cleaned up! I got a new shiny tank comming and nobody gets to fire the Thayan Bombards till this place is spottless! *puts on a waitress outfit and stabs Moorluck in his "shiny buns"*
Now....should I spade or neuter you sir?? MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thats it!!
*grabs plane shifting wench by her hair*
Chef!! Oh Chef!! I got a little something for those orc ambasadors that are stopping by later this evening! *planeshifts Herself and Moorluck back to the negative universe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My plan worked perfectly!!! Now lets see if Solnes comes to rescue you!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Moorluck wrote: Dark Solnes wrote: But destroying the universe will make my dark lord happy for the positive Solnes will be his!!!
ALL HAIL CTHULHU!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't cry for me Argentina...
*looks around*
your "dork lord" can kiss my rosey red rear-end. I like the positive realm just the way it is. And since I run this show around here you got two choices, #1 take a hike, #2 get in a waitress outfit and get me a drink sugar-buns.
And the rest of you! Get this danged mess cleaned up! I got a new shiny tank comming and nobody gets to fire the Thayan Bombards till this place is spottless! *puts on a waitress outfit and stabs Moorluck in his "shiny buns"*
Now....should I spade or neuter you sir?? MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
But destroying the universe will make my dark lord happy for the positive Solnes will be his!!!
ALL HAIL CTHULHU!!!!!!!!!!!
No...just your naughty anti-matter universe doppleganger out to destroy the positive universe COPY!
I'm BAACCCKKK!!!
Moorluck wrote: Dark Solnes wrote: Solnes wrote: Yes! I wish to press charges against one Dark Solnes! There is no identity theft!!! I am your alternate universe doppleganger!! You have stolen MY identity!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can solve this one. Since you want her identity you must be willing to do everything she does here in this world..... and I don't think you wanna go there. ;p No...I'm her ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DOPPLEGANGER. I do everything that's OPPOSITE!
Solnes wrote: Yes! I wish to press charges against one Dark Solnes! There is no identity theft!!! I am your alternate universe doppleganger!! You have stolen MY identity!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Solnes wrote: Kassil wrote: mattdroz wrote: Y'know... We've got lots of technology nowadays. Video games that respond on you waving a stick, phones that can identify songs you hear, devices that tell you exactly where you are, etc.
Is it too much to ask for a TV that recognizes my voice? Really?
Yes. Because then there'll be shouting wars between spouses and the police will be called for domestic violence when it's really just a war over what channel to watch. In the Solnes New World Order everyone has their own personal tv's. So no fighting! I will crush your New World Order!! All will submit to my offering of free internets!!
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