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If people only knew the true story behind your gnome-hate, they'd see the scared little boy who's trapped inside of his own fear and hate. Get yourself free.

How's that workin' for ya?

Let's talk about the elephant in this thread.

Also several Tropes fit Kansas...

Flat as a pancake
Tornadoes every weekend.
Rednecks are amongst us.
The Idyllic rural living situation.

They just use different names for it all. And none of them are exactly true.

No matter how flat you make a pancake, it's always got two sides.

Mouthy Upstart wrote:

Leafar the Lost wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi, leader of Libya, is regularly referred to as Col. Gaddafi. This never made any sense to me. What kind of colonel leads a country? What kind of autocrat has only the military rank of colonel?

Or maybe, just maybe, a Kentucky Colonel gained control of Libya in 1969. What would it mean for a peer of Col. Harland Sanders to have come to power in a North African country? Sounds like an awesome alternative Earth to me that would make a strong campaign setting. Just imagine!

So far no one has referred to me as "Overlord" and I am displeased...

Glad to meet you, Displeased.

No, no you don't understand. My name isn't Displeased; it's Leafar. I am displeased that no one has referred to me by my title, Overload.

You say you're feeling overloaded? Maybe you should relax in a deck chair and read the latest Planet Stories or Pathfinder Tales book and just take it easy for a while?

DM Phil wrote:

I'd like to invite you all onto my next show...

You don't have enough room for all of us. Just joins us

Don't worry! I'm inheriting Oprah's big studio when she retires!

I'd like to invite you all onto my next show...

I wish that the two of them would come on my show.

You can't stop the express train by throwing a twig on the tracks!

Carpy DM:

DM Fiat and GM screen's go together like a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Thanks for bringing this to the attention of right-thinking referees on these boards.

The rest of you Neanderthals are invited to my next show, so I can figure out what's wrong with you in front of a live studio audience.

Dm Phil

I'm a Dr!

are you willing to make a change and accept my help

are you that entitled that you can continue to do this?

hey, im trying to help you

much slower

it's slowing

how does she feel about you're always promising to buy her a newer computer and never coming through on those promises?

you be the idiot girl who should know better

i'll be the lecherous, older DM

let's do a little role playing

would you like to talk about it?

Geez, the people on Dr Phil are dumb.

I'm willing to get help for all of you, if you'll just commit to the process.

I brought in a body language expert to analyze Celestial Healer's non-verbal communication during his apology post. She noted that his posture, gestures, and expressions did not at all fit the statements he was making. He looked more like a robot than an angel during the post, leading the expert to conclude that his apology was not at all sincere.

Later, I be bringing on a panel of experts and common people off the street to get their perspectives of Celestial Healer's apology. What are people making of this? Is this just another attempt to manipulate the public for the sake of his endorsements?

Now Spanky, not everything is yours!

The question is, is this thread willing to change?

HEY! Veggie-fnckin' schtick stealer!

Bob and weave?

Nose guard?

What the hell were you thinking?

I decree that we have now come full circle.

I really need more than one DM alias for such occasions.

hornin' in

I'm on the phone waiting for someone to pick up. Doesn't anyone want HELP? Either fish or cut bait!

I don't need no fancy theories and funny words, I just get in there and use straight talk and tough love. There's more than one way to kill a duck than by choking it to death with butter!

I've come up with a program to help all you guys.

Do you want to talk about it, Kirth?

Vanity post

Perhaps you'd be interested in an anger management seminar?

You can also help others with their character.

Fellas, why the need to argue?

Would you we willin' to come on my show and talk about this?

Why attack the French, CDP?

Keeping a memento can be a wonderful way of starting the healing...want to talk about it, Masked Rogue?

Sets up a booth with a sign: Psychiatrist Help: The Doctor is In.
Anyone here need grief counseling?

Some one in the community, please, reach out and help this poor vegetable of a man with his question!

Anybody want to share a cab? I think I have to pass the matrix on my way to one of the Flame threads...

So, you feel like you need to criticize others, is that correct, Mr. Matix?

Well, Mr. Matix...what do you have to say for yourself?

Panama, is this the gentlmen you were telling me about?

My advice, eat less cheese before bed time.

Good Advice. Also, don't have gravy beforehand.