Cultist of Moorluck's page

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

High Priestess of Calistria wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Eric Swanson wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

I want to announce that in 2012, I will be taking over the US. There will be no elections, only erections from this point on.

Isn;t that sexist, he he

Not in the least, women like erections too! :D

Well, not all women.

And yet even those womn create erections. Unless they are butch.

Tomboys get me a little antsy to tell the truth.

Antsy how? I was tomboyish. Still can be. Ask Lyn, she saw. :)

Is there video?

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

So when do you think we'll crash the dmn thing?

I think Gary must have beefed the site up.

He thinks he beefed it up. Nothing stops FaWTLers!! ;)

Nothing stops the might Moorluck!

Wanders out.

Realizes this is the wrong cult.

Wanders in.

Yum, kool-aid.

Get back to work!

Not quite. Punts the leprechaun

casts Summon Tarrasque on the thread.

Why is everyone here and not at my cult.

Great Moorluck sent me to ensure everyone is properly entertained.

This is funnier then Moorluck in a catsuit.

I'm surprised Solnes hasn't dropped in yet.

Silly, we don't sacrifice virgins here. Just old bittys who are too used up to party any more.

You guys don't want necrophilia. We have real live girls.

starts a chainsaw and looks around. Clear away a few trees and this will make a great place for the hot tub.

Somebody find a poodle, they will clean that up.

Cultist of Moorluck wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Cultist of Moorluck wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I should probably do some actual work.

No, you should join the cult of Moorluck

Meh. I have my own cult. I don't need to follow some emo drow.

Your cult is full of fail.

Oh yeah? How many Monopoly games you got going in your little temple of sin, huh?

None, but we do have a sushi bar and Twister.

Does it ever occur to you all that this whole thread is probably Chaotic Neutral with Evil tendencies?

I had figured more along the lines of Chaotic Evil with evil tendencies.

Perfect, a human sacrifice. Approaches Miserable Old Bitty with ropes and a knife.

Your cult is full of fail. Join the Cult of Moorluck. We have women.

Cultist of Moorluck wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I should probably do some actual work.

No, you should join the cult of Moorluck

Meh. I have my own cult. I don't need to follow some emo drow.

Your cult is full of fail.

Come and visit the Temple of Lust.

Ah, this is better. Every cult needs a temple.

I should probably do some actual work.

No, you should join the cult of Moorluck

I love you, you love me,

lets get together and kill Barney!
With a knife in his gut,
and a bullet to his head,
Let's make sure that Barney's dead. :D

As my lord commands. sets Barney on fire.

If you wish to continue as one of my lackeys then you must refrain from doing disgusting perverse things.... exept with females of humanoid form.

You don't need lakeys my lord, you have cultists!