Crikket's page

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Crikket wrote:

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I like your hat.

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And then somebody writes a really long, well-thought out post hoping to generate discussion, and they are greeted by choruses of crickets.

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Stupid f-ing hawk/bird thing.

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taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

That guy will probably be the next chair of my department. I should go say hello to him...or offer to play a game of croquet with him, should he ever want to make ice tea in Uzbekistan.

Where do you teach and in what department?

Hey, I need a new stalking victim...

Religion in Liberal Arts. Eventually, I need to get out and teach Theology and Philosophy in some graduate dept. Braces for the inevitable sound of crickets.

<Hops back in the thread. Vaguely remembers getting gassed and shot at 24 hours ago.>

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Crikket wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Crikket wrote:

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*sprays over sized crikket with Bifin.*

<Points at hazard suit>

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*points at small hole in HazMat suit* ;)

<Points at inner patch>

<Shoots Granny the finger>

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<Leaves the thread>

Crikket wrote:

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*sprays over sized crikket with Bifin.*

<Points at hazard suit>

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Heh .... looks like posting here is a diversion from work for most people ;) .... and once the weekend comes, it's time for the cricket to reign in this thread.

Later, folks .... have a good one! :)

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Crikket wrote:

Lord of All Insects wrote:

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE LORD OF ALL INSECTS

Just a reminder that sharp objects and projectile weapons will not be tolerated within the cult. Any infraction of cult policy will result in a trip to the Black Widow. And you don't want to see her.

<Hides dagger>

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*NOM*

*eats Crikket again*

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<Cuts way out of Buzz, again. Shakes fists at the dragonfly.>

*CHIRP!!!*

<Hops out of thread>

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE LORD OF ALL INSECTS

Just a reminder that sharp objects and projectile weapons will not be tolerated within the cult. Any infraction of cult policy will result in a trip to the Black Widow. And you don't want to see her.

<Hides dagger>

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<Produces diminutive dagger to cut through the dragonfly's abdomen>

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<Muscular action closes the hole>

<Bounces away from scary dragonfly>

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<Hops out of St. John's ear>

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Crikket wrote:

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Don't you know a persons conscience goes on the inside?

Now throught the fountain and into my beak with you!

<Hops into St. John's ear>

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Crikket wrote:

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Grab him quick while I get the chocolate fountain ready!

Oh, crap!

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<Hops away from the scary bird>

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Solnes wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

lynora, try the Simply Green line of cleaning products, they work really well and are very sensitive. I have allergic reactions to most cleaning agents and bleach in particular.... I still wish I had told Solnes that before she she washed my undies in bleach that first time. ;P

Oh, good golly! I bet that was painful.

It was..poor guy. However...almost 8 years later...its funny! :D

Oh yes. Can't you hear me laughing.

** spoiler omitted **

;)

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Man, can't even hear a cricket in here!

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