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Ok, I don't know how PSF-legal this idea is, but I've had one kitsune character before who I loved. It was a kitsune paladin of love (sacred servant love domain) who used her charms and wiles to get enemies to lay down their weapons peacefully or renounce their evil ways, coupled with the feat Unsanctioned Knowledge for added fun with spells (like mirror image).

The small dark haired man in the corner, who resembles a grinning walnut, puts down his spirit glass that he has been alternately sipping from.

Are you stirr compraining about that? Rearry? The rest of us are more than happy with our names, why can't you be Snowy-chan? I can even pronounce mine now! Risten!

The ensuing, altogether embarrassing episode seems to most of the other patrons as if the man is trying to flick a pubic hair from the back of his throat.

See? Naired it! Now, Snowy-chan, I won't hear you say such things about our...eh, what was the gaijin's name again?

The little man stares into the bottom of his spirit bottle, looks around for anyone that seems likely to enjoy some mild sexual molestation, then shrugs and follows Varik.

SO long as I can make horrible half-invertebrate races to my greedy little heart's content, I may actually buy this.

I read through goblins of golarion and it's absolutely brilliant. A greater shower of eejits you'll never find, so since someone has hinted at a possible evil campaign in the making... Well, who am I to say no?

So, I'll see how lenient the GM is in terms of allowing me run around on the back of a big bloody spider, because I love spiders. I was thinking of also taking the trapper archetype aswell, mostly to get access to stuff that explodes. (Happiness is a naked flame and an unprotected face.)

Finally... I'm just not sure about combat style, it's the one thing that's bugging me. Thinking of it now, I might go with Ranseur and maybe something like agile maneouver for a first feat, and generally start working my way towards constant dirty tricks and such to pull on people. If I do get a chance to take a giant spider as a mount, I could also see about a bag of holding full of hornet's nests. Are something suitably horrid that will really put the shivers up people.

I have done both and am still somewhat confused about the seige rules. In academic terms: Clarification needed.

Yes, I know, they're stupid and they don't work, but I really don't care, because I love seige warfare and this would be the best way of playing someone who can, essentially, bring a cannon to the party.

Before I start asking about stats though, could someone please explain how firing a seige weapon(specifically cannon and mortars) works.

I know I add my base attack bonus, but do I add my dex or int bonus? Can I use true strike(XD)? I just want to be sure on bits like this before I dive in.