Paizo Top Nav Branding
Welcome, guest! | Sign In | My Account | My Subscriptions | My Downloads | My Wishlists | Shopping Cart   Shopping Cart | Help/FAQ
    Paizo    Pathfinder®    GameMastery®    Planet Stories®    Paizo Games
About Paizo   Messageboards   News   Paizo Blog   Help/FAQ  
Search
Links
Shop
Recent Reviews

Power Word Spells: Lore of the First Language (PFRPG) PDF
***** by Endzeitgeist

Wicked Fantasy—Humans: The Reign of Men (PFRPG) PDF
***( )( ) by Endzeitgeist

A Necromancer's Grimoire: Masters of the Gun (PFRPG) PDF
*( )( )( )( ) by Endzeitgeist

GameMastery Flip-Mat: Dragon's Lair
***** by danmasucci

GameMastery Flip-Mat: Haunted Dungeon
***** by danmasucci

   RSS Posts
Human

Cranky McOldGuy's page

194 posts. Alias of Aberzombie.

Profile
Campaigns
Sessions
Posts
Threads

Search Posts
Search Cranky McOldGuy's posts:
RSS Recent Posts
151 to 194 of 194 << first < prev | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | next > last >>
The Sanctum of the Sun RSS
The Dalesman wrote:
Happy Monday Everybody...

What in the hell is so goddang happy about it?

Goddang whippernsapper.....
The Bazaar of the Bizarre RSS

I'm busy! I want to get me some traps for my lawn. Them little bastards won't know what hit em.
The Bazaar of the Bizarre RSS

*Hobbles into the bazaar, looking for some steel traps to buy for his lawn*
The Oasis of Still Water RSS
DbJ's Human Form wrote:
Cranky McOldGuy wrote:
DbJ's Human Form wrote:
Cranky McOldGuy wrote:
QUIET DOWN YOU LITTLE PUNKS! AND GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!
"This is an Oasis old man, which means there is no lawn!"
What do you call that green stuff over there then?
A cactus isn't grass.

"A cat's guts in the grass"?!? What the hell are you talking about whippersnapper? Make sense. You ain't on drugs, are ya?

The Oasis of Still Water RSS
DbJ's Human Form wrote:
Cranky McOldGuy wrote:
QUIET DOWN YOU LITTLE PUNKS! AND GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!
"This is an Oasis old man, which means there is no lawn!"

What do you call that green stuff over there then?

The Oasis of Still Water RSS

QUIET DOWN YOU LITTLE PUNKS! AND GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!
The Cool Kids Are Doing It RSS
flash_cxxi wrote:

Stop changin' yer damn Avatars alla time ya young whipper snappers! And get offa my dang lawn!

Hey! That's my line!

The Bazaar of the Bizarre RSS

Alright then! I sit a spell an play...for now. But I'm gonna get them little sumb$~!+es one of these days......you just wait an see.
The Bazaar of the Bizarre RSS

Dang it Harry! Them little bastards deserve a whuppin, an I'm just the fella to give it to em. I'll teach em to walk across my lawn.....
The Bazaar of the Bizarre RSS

*Hobbles through the thread, brandishing his cane like a sword, and chasing some young whippersnappers*
The Sanctum of the Sun RSS

Hey you kids! GET OFF MY LAWN!
"You keep using that word..." RSS
Readerbreeder wrote:
Sheesh, young whippersnappers -- GET OFF MY LAWN, er, language!

Dang it boy! That's my line!

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!

Little bastards.
The Sanctum of the Sun RSS

Get off my lawn!!!
Using an Alias RSS

Stop all that noise you little bastards!
The Sanctum of the Sun RSS

Stop all that noise!
The "I Wish I Used This Alias More" Thread RSS

Keep quiet you little bastards!!!
What language are you speaking, old man? RSS

QUIET DOWN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!!
What language are you speaking, old man? RSS

STOP ALL THAT NOISE!!!!
What language are you speaking, old man? RSS

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
Flame War II Imminent RSS

...and GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
Flame War II Imminent RSS

Quiet down you little bastards!
The happy nice thread... RSS

Bah humbug!
Raise of the Poodle Lords RSS
CourtFool wrote:
Cranky McOldGuy wrote:
Goddang froofroo, hippeh dogs.
Get off of my thread!

swings cane like a club

Make me. I'll smack you so hard, your fleas will move back in time.
Raise of the Poodle Lords RSS

Goddang froofroo, hippeh dogs.
My dishwasher pwns your bed-straightener! RSS
lastknightleft wrote:
It's 1 am here too....

G#*&&%n noisy little punks! Keep it down! Some of us are trying to sleep!

Am I looking through a rose-tinted glass? RSS

Keep it quiet you little bastards!
The Cool, Considerate Political Thread RSS
David Fryer wrote:
Around here old men walk down the street with their cane in one hand and their varment rifle in the other.

brandishes cane and rifle

Varmints! Where?
Pathfinder Chronicles: Campaign Setting (OGL) RSS
Zonemind wrote:
The stable of writers… well, I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time. But I came to Paizo to get away from Ye Olde Passive Voice Duffers Patrol, luminaries of which august body pepper the credits page like deposits of mouse excreta upon the family silver.

G~#*@%n young punks! Always with the insults! Get offa my lawn!

The Dark Knight review RSS
CourtFool wrote:
Kirth Gersen wrote:
Jim Carrey always plays Jim Carrey, and I have no desire to sit through another "Riddler: Pet Detective" movie!
Agreed. Carey has about the same range as John Wayne.

Goddang it you little hippie! Don't you go insulting The Duke like that. The man was a great American and a great actor. Heck, he won a g%*+$$n Best Actor Oscar. Did that little punk Carey ever do that?

When geeks get old ... RSS

Who're you little bastards callin old?
Goodbye Paizo! RSS

You kids get the HELL off of my lawn!!!
Growing hostility against Paizo RSS
Heathansson wrote:
That was some crazy bidness, with the poodles, and that strangest one.

G#$%+$n poodles! Sin against the natural world, if you ask me. Them critters just ain't right!

The great Smurf experiment RSS

Smurf off my smurf you little whippersmurfers!
Growing hostility against Paizo RSS

G%#~*#n whippersnappers!
Growing hostility against Paizo RSS

Dang it you little whippernsappers! Keep it down and get off my lawn!
That's it! I'm outta here!!! RSS
Evil Monkey wrote:


Starts rolling up some softballs and tossing them onto the clapboards of Cranky McOldGuy's house.

brandishes shotgun

G~%%&!n poop-throwin monkey!!!
That's it! I'm outta here!!! RSS
Evil Monkey wrote:
Retires to Cranky McOldGuy's flowerbed with the Sunday Times for a little 'quality time'.

brandishes cane

Dang it you Monkey! Get the Hell outta my flowe....

On second thought, go ahead and do your business. Those flowers need more fertilizer. Just don't go throwing nothing, dang it!
That's it! I'm outta here!!! RSS

Dang it all to heck you little bastards! Quiet! I'm tryin to take a nap!
That's it! I'm outta here!!! RSS

G~#$!%n little whippersnappers!!!!
That's it! I'm outta here!!! RSS

Quiet down you little bastards!!!
The "keep your political crap outta my game forum" thread RSS

G##&*~n commies!
What is Pathfinder's Netiquette on "Comic" Threadjacking? RSS

shakes cane in The Jade's direction

GET OFF OF MY LAWN!!!
The great Smurf experiment RSS

Smurf off of my smurf!!!
What is Pathfinder's Netiquette on "Comic" Threadjacking? RSS
The Jade wrote:
I'm just not a 'Hey you kids! Get outta my yard!' kind of guy.

Get off of my lawn!!!

151 to 194 of 194 << first < prev | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | next > last >>


©2002–2012 Paizo Publishing, LLC®. Need help? Email customer.service@paizo.com or call 425-250-0800 Monday–Friday, 10 AM–5 PM Pacific Time. View our privacy policy. Paizo Publishing, LLC, Paizo, the Paizo golem logo, Pathfinder, the Pathfinder logo, Pathfinder Society, GameMastery, and Planet Stories are registered trademarks of Paizo Publishing, LLC, and Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Campaign Setting, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Player Companion, Pathfinder Modules, Pathfinder Tales, Pathfinder Battles, Pathfinder Online,PaizoCon, RPG Superstar, The Golem's Got It, Titanic Games, the Titanic logo, and the Planet Stories planet logo are trademarks of Paizo Publishing, LLC. Dungeons & Dragons, Dragon, Dungeon, and Polyhedron are registered trademarks of Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc., and have been used by Paizo Publishing under license. Most product names are trademarks owned or used under license by the companies that publish those products; use of such names without mention of trademark status should not be construed as a challenge to such status.