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Deep 6 FaWtL RSS
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Get off my lawn! :)

Hey! That's my line!

Bah! Humbug! RSS

Get the hell off my lawn!!!!
Deep 6 FaWtL RSS

GET THE HELL OFF MY DAMN LAWN!!!

G@~+%*n whippersnappers
Oh Lord, Please Deliver Me From the Forces of Stupid! RSS

GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!!
F*+~ING Tide! How does it work? RSS

Mrgh.
F*+~ING Tide! How does it work? RSS

G%&&#$n grass stains!!!

shakes cane at young whippersnappers
F*+~ING Tide! How does it work? RSS

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......

....I don't get it.
Store Blog: Going Down, Down, Down... RSS
Sara Marie wrote:
Dark Sasha wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Lisa Stevens wrote:

...I remember when I got into D&D back in 1981...

-Lisa

** spoiler omitted **
Now I feel old...

Now I feel young... :D

** spoiler omitted **

GET OFF MY LAWN!!

g+*#!&n whippersnappers
The New Generation of Gamers RSS
Evil Lincoln wrote:

In before: "Git off mah lawn!"

Now, to read the OP. :)

G$#+#~n whippersnappers! Stop all that racket!

And GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!!
Planned Parenthood RSS
Sebastian wrote:
In short, I don't have a point, other than to say "Kids these days."

shakes fist

Little bastards! GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!
Deep 6 FaWtL RSS
The Jade wrote:
Vagrant Sow wrote:
Darth Knight wrote:

to sew a sow?

ow!

oink?
Zoinks? (Said mere moments before my sandwich was pilfered by a great dane)

Damn that mangy dog!

shakes fist
Deep 6 FaWtL RSS

What the f+~+? I can't even say g~@%~%n anymore?
Deep 6 FaWtL RSS

G&%&@~n whippersnappers!
Whatever Happened To The Anti-War Movement? RSS

You damn hippies better get the hell off my lawn!!!
Intentionally inflammatory thread RSS
Talonne Hauk wrote:
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

Hey kid! That's my line!

g%$*&#n whippersnappers
Dull thread that should just die a quiet death RSS

It sure is quiet around here. I kinda like it. None of them damn whippersnappers!
[Your Name Here]-ism RSS

McOldGuy-ism: GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!!
The thread to top all other threads, save one RSS
Jasum the butler wrote:
Is this Florida?

NO, this ain't Florida you old scallywag! This is my lawn and my front porch. Come on, I've got an extra rocking chair and cane. You can yell at the young bastards with me.

The thread to top all other threads, save one RSS
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Cranky McOldGuy wrote:
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
They're on your head!
Oh pipe down you old bat! That boy was quoting a TV show.
How would you know, you old coot? When was the last time you watched anything other than Lawrence Welk or 60 Minutes?

At least I have a TV you hag, you just sit their and listen the radio your pappy made for you back in the 20's.

The thread to top all other threads, save one RSS
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
They're on your head!

Oh pipe down you old bat! That boy was quoting a TV show.

Derisive snort of contempt thread RSS

GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!!!
Frank Lee is tired of... RSS

Damn you furball!!!

shakes fist
Frank Lee is tired of... RSS
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Cranky McOldGuy wrote:
JMD031 wrote:
Now Frank wants you to turn down that rap music....you darn kids.
Call em whippersnappers - they seem to respond better. And don't forget to shake your cane at them.
"Shaking your cane?" Is that what you call it, you old perv?

Yeah, yeah! You just WISH I'd shake it at you, you withered hag!

Frank Lee is tired of... RSS
JMD031 wrote:
Now Frank wants you to turn down that rap music....you darn kids.

Call em whippersnappers - they seem to respond better. And don't forget to shake your cane at them.

Frank Lee is tired of... RSS

Frank, ya gotta turn the hose on those little bastards if ya want em off your lawn.
They keep ringing my door bell! RSS

Turn the hose on those little bastards.
FAWTLhouse Five RSS
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I'm curious, is my tone simply undecipherable for anyone who doesn't know me in "Should Christians play Pathfinder?"

What'd you say? Stop mumbling!

FAWTLhouse Five RSS
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

SONOVA

Dammit, I didn't sleep last night. Been tired all day. So what happens? I frakkin' doze off in the computer chair for an hour. Guess who's going to be up again tonight?

Where's my Tylenol PM??

edit: Great, now I gotta drowsy dance nekkid too...

*waves a dollar*
*shudder*

Go on boy! Dance nekkid for the old hag. Maybe she'll have a heart attack and I can get some peace.

I would like to politely point out an attitude on this forum (and, well, quite a few other places) that is getting on my nerves. RSS

G&#~%*n whippersnappers! Get the hell off my lawn!!!
Anyone else not care even a tiny mote about soccer? RSS

G+~%!%n vuluvazuva horns! Makin all kindsa racket!
FAWTLY TOWER IV RSS

Ow! My leg!
Still wondering why Arizona is taking harsh steps to combat Illegal Immigration? RSS

What's wrong with being old? Huh?
Back in the Day.... RSS

Back in my day, we had non-weapon proficiencies, and we liked em!

Now get the hell off my lawn!

little whippersnappers
Generic Post RSS

And....

GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN! post
Generic Post RSS

Piss off! It's Monday post.
I hate Rogues!! (my vent) RSS

Back in my day, we called it "backstab". And we liked it. None of this fancy schmancy "flanking" crap.
This made me really angry - why California (and the US in general) need gay marrage RSS
houstonderek wrote:

Grognards think 2e players need to get off of their lawns.

Get offa my lawn.

Hey ya little whippersnapper! Stop stealing my line!

FAWTLY TOWER IV RSS

Happy Birthday to me!
Welcome to Arizona... RSS
Crimson Jester wrote:
And when someone tries to do something, well the 'other side' makes snarky remarks or has a temper tantrum.

G$!!~$n kids and their snarky tantrums! Get the hell off my lawn!!!

How do you post under your alias? RSS

Stop poopin on my lawn ya mangy mutt!!!!
Do you support BQD? RSS
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
I'll be celebrating. I'll wear that slinky dress I used to wear in the 20s.

So you actually want people to gouge their eyes out?

The Alias Thread RSS

All you kids GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!!!
Mine! RSS

Mine!
Does Anybody Even Read the Posts? RSS

Get off my lawn!
3rd Person Day RSS

Cranky McOldGuy would like it if everyone just got the hell of his lawn.
Mine! RSS

Stop all this "MINE" racket you little whippersnappers!

AND GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!!
Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next Generation RSS

You keep that old hag away from me, dang it!
Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next Generation RSS
Crimson Jester wrote:
So whats up guys?

mutter....mumble....grumble...

Rassum, frassum, g@&%+@n serious crap invading the off-topic section....
Yup. RSS
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Cranky McOldGuy wrote:
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Why cover myself? You just undress me with your eyes anyway.
In your dreams you old bat. I'd rather use a power sander on my eyes.
If I could be of any assistance...

Oh you'd like that wouldn't you. Probably rearrange the furniture once I was blind....

Yup. RSS
Miserable Old Bitty wrote:
Why cover myself? You just undress me with your eyes anyway.

In your dreams you old bat. I'd rather use a power sander on my eyes.

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