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Full Name	Cranky T. McOldGuy
Race	Elderly Human
Classes/Levels	Warrior 3/Curmudgeon 7
Gender	Male
Size	Shrinking
Age	None of Your G*@+&#n Business you little whippersnapper
Special Abilities	Brandish Cane, Oblivious Driving
Alignment	Chaotic Elderly
Location	My front porch rocking chair
Occupation	Retired - Now get off my lawn!
Strength	8
Dexterity	9
Constitution	9
Intelligence	14
Wisdom	18
Charisma	14

About Cranky McOldGuy

I've been around longer, so I know more than you, I've done more than you, and I've forgotten more than you. And remember, even though I'm old, I can still kick your ass punk.

Now....GET OFF OF MY LAWN!!!!

Little bastards.

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