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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

*"Accidentally" drops cleaver, rakes in millions of insurance on it, and buys another for 5 cp*

*Inconspicuously pays poodle for distracting thieves while buying insurance*

*runs around crazily peeing everywhere*

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The Masked Rogue wrote:

Hey, I said I took 'everything of value'. There isn't enough money in the multiverse to make me search down there.

EDIT: Forgot the mask for a minute there.

*runs off screeching into the night*

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And the herpes.

That's what you get for ruffling around with my jumblies.
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Larry Lichman wrote:

*rolls 34 on Sense Motive*

That IS the Court Fool we are looking for!

*stops licking myself*

No. I am not.

*saunters off*
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*stops licking myself for a moment*
This is not the Court Fool you are looking for.

*begins licking myself again*
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*licking myself in the background*
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CourtFool wrote:
Lazaro wrote:
...This...I have no comment...
FTW!

*smoking a cigarette*

Victory is mine!
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CourtFool wrote:
*humps Court Fool*

*humps CourtFool*

*Lets Get It On by Gaye Marvin begins playing in the background*
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CourtFool wrote:
You certainly are.

You feel my pain. Being me and all.

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*licks Crimson Jester in the face*
Love me...

Please???

Nobody else will...

I'm so alone...
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Cranky McOldGuy wrote:

swings cane like a club

Make me. I'll smack you so hard, your fleas will move back in time.

*scratches fleas off into Cranky McOldGuy's Cranky McOldBeard*

Eat it old man!

*flees to safety*
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*licking myself more loudly*


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