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Cosmo's Moustache's page

26 posts. Alias of Callous Jack.


I'm back!

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Rysky wrote:
Likewise Cosmo's moustache was chief technician for the Abendego weather controller prototype.

I had nothing to do with that! That was his mullet!

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Orthos wrote:
If you capture Cosmo's it might save you the trouble. I hear it's on the loose.

Totally false.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Don't go to PaizoCon. You'll be in for disappointment. :)

Don't worry, I'll be back someday.

Solnes wrote:

I have decided.....

Cosmo is a lie...



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Emperor7 wrote:
Cosmo's Moustache wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
No offense Cosmo, but your mustache is too scary.

I'll be back someday.

*slithers over to Philly*

That avvy looks like a cyclopean Hulk Hogan.

Or does Hulk Hogan actually look like a two-eyed me?

*flexes 'stache twirls*

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Who keeps cutting our power?!!
{whispers:} It's Cosmo's mustache! It may be in the server racks... right now!


*twirls self*

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Cosmo wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
No offense Cosmo, but your mustache is too scary.

I'll be back someday.

*slithers over to Philly*

taig wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
taig wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
To answer the OP. Wednesday! threads are too long on Wednesday.

Just don't post after midnight...

I thought you couldn't get it wet?

That's Cosmo's Moustache.

I need watering and fertilizer every day.

bugleyman wrote:
wizard wrote:

The hatred these two have for each other is palpable in

the "Overheard at the Paizo office" thread.

Who will win, and who should be fired?

Let's fight it out mad max style.

Pssshaw. Cosmo's 'stache could take Byers.


Tessius wrote:
Tokoz wrote:
He'll get mugged for his 'stache.
I was hoping that he wouldn't leave that. I'm more of afraid of it mugging ppl than the opposite.

Any rumors you have heard are lies. I only borrowed Sutter's wallet. He then fell and hit his head by accident. That is all.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Cosmo wrote:

However, the entity currently designated "Erik Mona" is actually an early draft of the program that would eventually become Microsoft Publisher.

Cosmo, on the other hand, was created by hacking Microsoft Bob to run on an Apple Newton.
Where does the mustache come in?

That knowledge is above your pay grade.

Those who don't have ID will have to deal with me.

I feel the power...


Mona & Cosmo's Mama wrote:
I always knew that Byers kid was headed for trouble. That's why I didn't want my little snuggumses playing with him!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
PlungingForward wrote:
I've learned that it's hard to get across irony, deliberate overstatement, and the like on the internet.



In the immortal words of Sir Reginald Johnston, "I would like to be a gentleman, Your Majesty. I try to be."

Personally it I think it is the stash.

It does not compare to mine.


Fear the 'stache.

Bow before me, mortals!

Tremble before me, mortals!

Urizen wrote:
Cosmo's mustache has been known to spread disinformation.

Lies and slander!

Crimson Jester wrote:
Cosmo wrote:


You were at Paizocon, Kobold Cleaver?

he ran away from the power of the Stash!

Yes, he did.

Behold the mighty 'stache.

Sebastian wrote:
Karui Kage wrote:
Just go find Cosmo's desk if you want a mustache-twirling fix, Wes.
Was it just me, or did anyone else see that thing move independently? I almost hit Cos in the face with a book because I thought it was a yellow musk creeper growing out of his head.

Fear the 'stache.

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