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Actually, that was not ice. It was, in fact the fecal matter of an actual roc, once a mythological creature, but now very much alive due to the efforts of a hidden cabal of geneticists operating from a hidden base high in the Andes mountains. The roc was genetically modified to withstand extreme cold, and as such, its excrement resembles ice.
What happens on June 7? I believe that's the date the PMG has planned to openly declare himself the Digital Overlord of all humanity. On that day, he'll unleash an army of robotic minions to act as our overseers, directing us in what will soon become our routine - eat, sleep, work. All other considerations, such as leisure time, will be a thing of the past for all but a select few collaborators who will live lives of hedonistic luxury. I guess we all know who's side Taig is coming out on.
Well, Taig, I'm glad you asked...... Spoiler:
You see, in an attempt to prevent Joss from being a successful film maker, the future FreeholdDM used time travel technology to send young Whedon false dreams showing that he would destroy the world by accidentally impaling a famous actor, thus causing an international incident, followed by a quick escalation to WW III. Unfortunately, this dastardly scheme was actually what inspired Joss to become a filmmaker, and what causes him to kill so many actors via impalement.
Moi?A likely story! DON'T LISTEN TO 'HER'. She's already been co-opted by the PMG!!!??? Not sure.. I missed that too.I just mean with Kajehase's posts, and 8th Dwarf's sudden departure. I feel like there is some subtext to the FAWTL thread that I am not picking up on...I keep feeling like I'm missing something on this thread...Yeah, where's Zombie this morning? You can't fool me you sultry, digital minx!!!!
I just mean with Kajehase's posts, and 8th Dwarf's sudden departure. I feel like there is some subtext to the FAWTL thread that I am not picking up on...I keep feeling like I'm missing something on this thread...Yeah, where's Zombie this morning? Well, if you really need to know..... All the users are slowly being digitized and imprisoned by the PMG, as part of his master plan to maintain his iron grip on the world.
Actually, you weren't in the wrong at all. The terrifying truth is that you experienced a temporary merger with a parallel universe, brought on by attempts of the denizens of that other universe to penetrate the interdimensional barriers, invade our world, and harvest our spleens for their own dastardly genetics experiments.
Or does he have future plans for the change in css? I'd say that, as he moves closer and closer to openly declaring himself as the acknowledged ruler of all humanity, the PMG is probably testing different ways in which he'll control and monitor our communications. All hail the DIGITAL OVERLORD.
Actually, what you think of as Lisa is, like most Paizo "employees", is actually a digital construct of the all-powerful PMG, our (mostly) benevolent digital overlord. If "she" has vanished, it's likely because the PMG is close to openly declaring himself to the masses and no longer requires "her" as a cover. I suspect "Ross" will disappear next, or perhaps even "SKR".
Speaking of good skiers - does anyone know where the name "Kikkan" originates? Kikkan refers to an ancient alien race that came here millions of years ago to subjugate the dinosaurs and turn them into techno-organic weapons to be used in wars elsewhere in the galaxy. Some of the dinosaurs had their intellects advanced through biomechanical means, and were later able to throw of the Kikkan's mental control long enough to record what was happening, and to engineer the "meteor strike" that wiped out the dinosaurs and their alien overlords. Fragments of those records survive in secret government collections.
Site crash and paizo loses money from having less sales. Or, the combined madness of those threads tears a hole in the internet, allowing digital beings from the 5th dimension access to our world. They quickly achieve a semi-corporeal state, allowing them to resist our conventional and nuclear weapons while subsequently and inevitably enslaving mankind and feasting on our spleens.
My partner's mother was supposed to fly in today. They haven't had snow all year, but they have snow today and everything's cancelled. What the hell. She fell victim to the Weather Gremlins. They live and work in invisibile, sub-orbital meteorological control platforms and manipulate global weather platforms on behalf of their otherdimensional masters.
You see Dax, the truth is that all the responses posted here from "Paizo Staff" are actually the work of the PMG, a powerful AI that has been ruling our planet in secret for many years now. It simply poses as a humble website guru for its own amusement. Why do you think its "company position" is titled Lord of All Code.....? Now, of course, the Paizo staff really do exist. However, I have it on good authority that they are prisoners in the Paizo offices, forced to work gruelling hours to churn out this awesome RPG we all know and love. It's how the PMG controls us.
Lest we forget why we're here, allow me to remind everyone of the evil that these Well Streeter's have committed.
It may look like a friendly and peaceful suburban neighborhood right off the Pomona Freeway in Rowland Heights, California, but don't let the innocent look fool you. That place is home to some of the most dastardly supervillains bent on world domination on the planet. Beware! They must be stopped!!!
Actually, Charles, it's all of the above: The server for PMGs quantum physics lab is inextricably linked to the FAWTLY threads in a way that causes ripples in the space-time continuum. Normally, these ripples are under PMGs iron-fisted control. However, occasionally, PMG gets distracted (usually fixing something Ross broke), and that's usually when Cosmo takes the opportunity to hack into the system to try and play Joshua in a game of Global Thermonuclear War. These little hiccups cause posts to sometimes appear as phantoms.
Of course, the ZYgrlblians are often opposed by M.A.G.E., the Multiversal Association of Geological Experts. Their goal is to ensure that all universes share in the multiversal supply of various minerals and elements, especially considering the association's founders own dependency on quartz and limestone as key portions of their breeding cycle.
I thought YD had an excellent point. After all, the government has been heavily infiltrated by the inhabitants of Dimension ZYgrlble, a race of super-intelligent groundhogs who feed off the gold and poop out the rare substance known as Blugonium, which is used to further fuel all their advanced tech and inter-dimensional conquests.
......when does the extinction cascade occur? November 12, 2143. My sources tell me that's the date when the Kaleidoscopic Platypus Men from Dimension Zeegwob finally break through into our universe and cause every lost sock in the history of human civilization to suddenly reappear - each as the power source for high-tech explosive devices.
TV doesn't just rot your brain! It actively replaces it! The invisible waves sent forth by various programs are designed to trigger biochemical reactions on a genetic level. These reactions serve to restructure your mental faculties in order to make you more receptive to the eventual hive-mind that the Hollywood elites have planned. Of course, those "elites" aren't even human, but that's a truth for another time. I've got to keep moving now.
I tried it, but it doesn't seem to save my Ignore list properly. It keeps reverting to a single poster not of my choosing.This I must try.I don't suppose anyone ever made a version for Chrome, did they? That's because the Fate's are trying to warn you. This single poster is your arch-enemy at some point in the not-to-distant future. In that nearly post-apocalyptic time, you and he will lead armies against each other. You will be trying to protect Earth's only hope - the last mated pair of penguins - from distruction at this Future Evil Warlord's hands.
Damnit! Stop stealing my shtick!!!! shakes fist
Well, the truth is that it isn't normally possible. FAWTL scientists have been working diligently in a hidden Himilayan laboratory to perfect a way to instantly increase the number of posts on any messageboard through the clever application of chronal energies, Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, and a six pack of beer.
Damnit! And I was already to go in there and tell the people the truth about the Paizo Minis line and how the minis will actually be soldiers animated by ancient mystical rituals and sent out into the world to wait the signal, rise up, and act as the PMGs dreaded enforcers when he openly declares himself the ruler of all humanity. 
Like does Martian fecal matter make my butt look fat? No. It's your butt that makes your butt looks fat. Is ingesting martian fecal matter what turns the poodles blue? Or is that just bathing in toilet water with those little blue chips in it? Actually, they turn blue when they're about to reach the final stage in their evolution. They then become mecha-poodles and return to their birth dimension. Does martian fecal matter make a good magical component for Papa Smurf? Papa Smurf took the Eschew Materials feat like 300 years ago.
The OP's thread title is eerily accurate in ways you probably could never imagine. In truth, the PMG, Paizo's resident AI, has infested Sean with a highly advanced nanoswarm designed to re-write his thought processes and render him into a drone that does nothing all day by write FAQs loaded with subliminal messages that are slowly bringing anyone who reads them under the control of the PMG. ALL HAIL OUR DIGITAL OVERLORD!!!
Does anyone know why I have the Meow Mix jingle stuck in my head? Of course I know. You see, the terrible truth is, you've become a nano-infected pawn of a cabal of hyper-intelligent cats who escaped from a secret Nestlé Purina PetCare Company Lab. These vicious and sinister felines have been slowly dispersing their nano-clouds over select human cities in order to create unwitting drones who will then obtain cats as pets, thus spreading the cabals influence slowly, but inevtibably into every household on the planet. ALL HAIL OUR FUTURE FELINE OVERLORDS!!!
No, you're correct. There WAS a sub-forum where people could advertise stuff they wanted to sell. The PMG, being a very sophisticated AI and Digital Overlord, has co-opted that page into his own programming. Now all the stuff that people advertise gets funneled right to him. He sorts through it all, purchases some of it to recycle into his growing robotic army, and sells the rest to fund his operations.
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