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Vencarlo Orinsini

Conman the Bardbarian's page

FullStar Pathfinder Society GM. 1,299 posts (1,661 including aliases). No reviews. No lists. No wishlists. 12 Pathfinder Society characters. 11 aliases.


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Some GMs don't do any of the organizing but report their own games. Do they get extra credit?

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Try here

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My Dazzling Display Bardbarian - Shake Spear.
Maybe a Kitsune investigator named Mulder.

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There are two exceptions to these rules. All Tier 1 scenarios and Tier 1–2 sanctioned modules are available for unlimited replay with a 1st-level character for credit. The sanctioned modules may also be played with a 2nd-level character once for credit. GMs may receive another Chronicle sheet each time they run one of the Tier 1 scenarios or Tier 1–2 sanctioned modules, but may only apply a Chronicle sheet to one 2nd-level character per adventure.

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Grant Kamisar wrote:
Is anyone else having trouble reporting 5-99 online? it's not recognizing it as a scenario when I try to create an event to report running it.

It appears to work if you select it from Season 5 section instead of the Season 6 one.

Kind of like Frist Steps, how odd.

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I find the product review and product discussion tabs on the product page do a pretty good job of it.

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Yes, but do your extra rage powers apply to your allies when they accept your inspired rage?

Skald's Rage power wrote:
If the skald has rage powers from another source, he (but not his allies) can use those rage powers during an inspired rage.

Does the extra rage feat count as rage powers from another source?

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I would also like to know the answer to this one.

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A magician bard could have it.

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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Admittedly, I managed to find a few of those - like a desiccated undead child with a doll, a rather attractive (if seemingly sleepy-eyed) couatl, and a carrionette (the "Evil Pinocchio" monster from a RAVENLOFT adventure; scary enough for Stephen Moffet to rip off for a Dr. Who villain, actually).

I liked the undead child with a doll the best.

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Haladir wrote:

[After two other players have taken their turn, and the monsters are attacking...]

"Oh, wait! I forgot that I was flanking! I really hit AC 25 before! Does that hit?"

I think I'll start playing this when that happens.

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You might try here.

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Shax cultist initiative 1d20 ⇒ 3

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A Mohel of Zon-Kuthon

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Here.

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Ready for the rematch warmup.

Go Backups!

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When he says, "Make a will save." You roll for yourself so as not to punch him in the face.

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The most interesting man in the world may not always drink beer, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis.

The most annoying gamer in the world may not always play PFS, but when he does, he's sitting at your table.

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Ok, we've heard about the most intersting man in the world so what about the most annoying gamer in the world? Yes, I know. There are already a bunch of annoying player/gm threads out there for venting. Try to keep all your annoying gamer venting in the form of the most interesting man in the world Dos Equis commercials.

When he rolls a handful of dice...the GM asks, "what is your action?"

When his character has to prepare spells, he's always prepared... the right one.

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"Let's get Mikey!"

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I don't know how many times I've said I have a bardbarian which I must pronounce with a silent d. I'm always being placed up front as some kind of meat shield, but then they all quickly realize the meat shield just cast expeditious retreat and with spring attack I may start in front but don't necessarily stay there.

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Ooh...I want to live in a Darco.

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A bit stolen, but whatever.

144. I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

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zylphryx wrote:
TOZ wrote:
That Gruumash is pretty awesome, I hear.

Gruumash ., TOZ. Gruumash ..

Why do I feel like I am typing out some weird variant on Morse code?

Too many vowels for you?

Where have I seen you before?

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Hmmm...when will they be mustering for that?

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How many times for you? You were on the first page.

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WHAT? Vader is Luke's father? I knew I shouldn't have waited so long to see the second movie.

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Fromper wrote:
Carlos Robledo wrote:
Fromper wrote:
And obviously, you're always playing a pregen when you play We Be Goblins.
37 people could have played it without a pregen :P
And they still wouldn't be able to grandfather in a tiefling or aasimar with that 1 xp if they had. :P

And should be punched in the face if they try. :p

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I think it took us about 8 hours when we played it.

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Kyle Baird wrote:
Conman the Bardbarian wrote:
The Porter the first level character bought with prestige?
Unless you're going slow track, it's hard (not impossible) to get 5 PP to buy the porter and still be 1st level.

As long as you're not a Goblin Barbarian there's no need to rush.

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The Porter the first level character bought with prestige?

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When someone necros an old thread and you start an argument with one of the aliases you forgot you had.

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At least now she has the fear of knives to keep her out of the back.

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What was really funny is that the knife master in the party was the one that was setting up the marching order. I'd been dropping hints that someone that looked alot like him was asking about the party and even asked if he had a twin.

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Max Power

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I often find myself going into threads that I've seen TOZ and Jiggy posting in.

I don't know if that's because they're favorites or they just post way too friggin much.

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Mistwalker wrote:

I had a couple of issues with this adventure

1) there is no 4 player scaling for the fights - nasty for 4 first level characters.

2) The boon mission has a static DC, for both subtiers, with bonuses for more experience characters (+2 for tales of fighting demons on rescuing/helping helpless). No modifiers for how well the PCs handled themselves (their case), especially for new characters.

More on the scaling.
A party of 4 1st level PCs that enter the house to "rescue" the hostage are pretty much losing a PC before the fight starts. What I mean by that is that Dalton is a 3rd level PC with enhanced sneak attack dice and a high stealth roll who is ambusing the PCs. So, the hidden Dalton gets a sneak attack on the first PC that passes in front of the door, in the surprise round.

PC is flat footed vs +6 attack roll, and takes 1d4+2d8, average of 12 damage. This will drop most 1st level PCs - so leaving a player with nothing to do in the first fight, and likely still hurt when the second on starts.

I would suggest that this not be run for new characters - a bit of extra gear, like a wand of Cure Light Wounds would be helpful for groups without healers - and having a better chance of redeeming Inquisitor Ekira.

We had a first level aasimar character playing in the high tear. The party left her in the back as they went up one side of stairs. The player had run it the week before and he was trying to think of a good non-gm knowledge reason why he shouldn't be in the back. The PC was dropped to 3 points from death. Then the party left that character exposed again and he was knocked down just as hard. And here I am on the boards talking about setting up games to destroy aasimar/tiefling characters as a joke. :p

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Conman the Bardbarian wrote:
wonders how many Confirmation aasimar/tiefling death trap games are being set up

further: to get a GM credit to grandfather an aasimar/tiefling

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wonders how many Confirmation aasimar/tiefling death trap games are being set up

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This is starting to remind me of the scenario I ran last night...Scars of the Third Crusade.

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It seems like they intended the birth of a bunch of aasimars and tieflings at the end of season 5.

Edit: #BecauseFútbol

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Player says: Is that dice cocked?
Player means: It's a 20 can I keep it?

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I didn't pay to much attaintion to the Behir because I had assumed the players would blast it from a distance, mainly the Divine Hunter Paladin. The sorcerer imidiately started climbing up the rubble when I described it.

A lot of mythic power was burned in that encounter.

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Inspired from another thread not GM Says GM Means, but on topic. :p

Players Say: Oh good, you're refreshed and ready to GM again.
Players Mean: I can't wait to get back under this guy's skin.

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They flung their keyboards into the monitor first.

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work is for suckers

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What's the point anymore now that the win is destroyed?

*sits in the corner*

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Player asks: What's in the cooler?
GM says: Ice cream.
CM means: You're all going to die horribly, this is so we can still get along.

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What TOZ said: ___________
What TOZ meant: Let's go get ice cream.

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He looks like a certain character from the Hobbit movies.

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