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Due his full-time duties holding back the orcs of Belkzen, various Chelaxian invaders and the giants of the Kodar, Ask a Shoanti will be extending his leave of absence from his role as a violent advice columnist. Recognizing the public’s ongoing need for guidance with relationships and basic aesthetic etiquette intermixed with bloodthirsty encouragement, Ask a Shoanti is currently interviewing qualified temps. There have been a number of exceptionally talented personas to populate this very thread, for example. Interested applicants should feel free to post in Ask a Shoanti’s absence.

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Due to the untimely introduction of a middleman, Ask a Shoanti has discovered that the pricing had changed on his wholesale slaughter. He has left to execute a resolution in a summary fashion. He regrets that this will temporarily delay his supportive role as a violent advice columnist. Please standby while we display a primitive test pattern.

Dear Ask a Shoanti:

I will be feasting with the Skoan-Quah this coming weekend and would hate to make a gaffe. Do I re-use the salad fork with the main course?

Sincere Regards,

Frustrated by Tines

Dear Ask a Shoanti:

I enjoy collecting Hellknights. Should I stack their armored corpses in piles or spread them out like a carpet?

Sincere Regards,

Collecting North of the Storval Rise

Dear Ask a Shoanti:

What do you think of the new PRPG rage points? Will I be disadvantaged if I cannot do calculus or advanced trigonometry. . . or count higher than the number of fingers on my hand?

Sincere Regards,

Calculator-less in the Cinderlands

Dear Ask a Shoanti:

A caravan of Varisians is squatting in my hunting grounds. Should I eradicate them myself or just wait for the neighboring tribe of bugbears to do it?

Sincere Regards,

Confused on the Storval