Confuse-Us's page

...and General Mayhem.

Hmmm, that should be an alias

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

Confuse-Us say, 'Are evil characters evil?'

Monkfucious say: He who fling poo should wash paws frequently

Confuse-Us say, "Monkey that plays with iPhone should get unlimited data plan."

Confuse-Us say, 'FAWTLies at PaizoCon forget their duty to the thread.'

Confuse-Us say, Knowledge without Understanding is like peanut butter without chocolate.

Or, as that hack Albert Einstein said, 'Information is not knowledge'

I'm so confused.

Dear LPM,

Is it true that when you say no you really mean yes?

Confused

Speaking of tipping; what's up with cow tipping? How much does one customarily tip a cow? 15%, 20? Does it have to be so generous that the cow falls over?

- Confused in Seattle

we now return you to the regularly scheduled beating of fellow RPG'ers.

Confuse-Us say, 'When admiring eye candy it is not appropriate to compliment a lady's lollypops'.

Confuse-Us say, 'Never mess with a man's booty call.'

taig wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

taig wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

I de-friended him? How the hell did I do that?

I don't know. He hadn't taken his evening coffee when he made that statement. He might have been confused. :)

Me confused? NEVER!

** spoiler omitted **

Confuse-Us say,

Confuse-Us say, 'Look not into what your avatars can do for you, but what you can do for your avatars.'

Confuse-Us say:

Please recycle the 'Please Recycle' memos that were dropped on your desks this morning.

Confuse-Us say:

The difference between a butt kisser and a brown nose is depth perception.

Confuse-Us says:

Be careful of the toes you step on today. They may be attached to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow.