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MISSION COMPLETE

Spoiler:
Jiara Shepard
Adept
Paragon
Colony kid from Mindoir before it was sacked by slavers
Sole Survivor of her unit on Akuze
Spared the Rachni Queen
Saved Wrex
Lost Kaiden Alenko on Virmire
Romanced Liara
Saved the Council
Gained loyalty of her entire second crew
Survived the suicide mission with no one left behind
Destroyed the Collector base
Ensured the cure of the genophage
Took the shot on Udina to save the Council
Made peace between the Quarians and Geth
Lost Mordin, Thane, and Legion
Gathered one hell of an army pulling from every race in the galaxy
Currently 1 out of 3 at talking dangerously unstable people with guns down without them shooting themselves
Synthesis Ending

Will post full thoughts later, but right now...hey Garrus!

Spoiler:
If you made it to that bar, and honestly I'm confused about whether or not you can even get to it...still fuzzy about that, what with Liara apparently teleporting away from us back to the Normandy to crash on some jungle planet....anyway, if you made it, save a seat for me!

I'll tell you one thing: Harbinger certainly isn't going to be giving you any competition for best shot in the galaxy...like ever. HAW.


Going to pick it up in a bit.

Hoping this one has a revisit of Faunts' M4 Part 2(or Part 1).

Gonna get my old running crew back together again. Feels good man.


Addendum to the agenda:

Need to have the tech lab come up with some sort of interface to let Joker and EDI consummate their relationship. Maybe once all this is done I can leverage my name* to push for them to be able to get legally married.

*

Spoiler:
Then again I accidentallied that solar system


Oh, her. I'll do what I've done with her thus far, be honest and forthright. She's a sensationalist. I'm not going to give her what she wants and dance for her audience.

Though if Many Worlds Theory has any truth to it, I'm probably also going to knock her the @#$% out once I've had enough of her incredulous postulations.

As for Conrad Verner...the man seems to have turned his energy towards something truly positive. Honestly, I'm honored by what he's done. And it's certainly a safer life for the man.

I just hope I don't find him snooping around back alleys and playing at being a Spectre again.

Of course he's probably hatestalking Ms. Al-Jilani over the extranet. I in no way endorse his actions if that's the case, which it probably is. You can't choose your fans, folks.


Also on my agenda:

Continuing my drinking problem I picked up in the second game.


feytharn wrote:


Oh, oh, please, while you're at it, could you smash the teeth of that smoking bastard from cerberus in so hard he hears a piano play in his behind?

That is certainly still on the table, I can assure you of that.


On my agenda for this game:

Save the galaxy from Reapers once and for all.

Bring the sapient species of this galaxy closer together, to build a brighter future for everyone, not just humanity.

Do all of that without compromising who we are.

Bone everyone.


I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on the Conversion forum.


Ravingdork wrote:

How contagious are monster-based diseases?

As a confirmed carrier of 134 diseases of non-human origin, twenty of which are only found in harpies, I have to answer "VERY".


DID SOMEONE SAY XENOPHILIA?!

I CAME AS QUICK AS I COULD.


Well hello there...

Have I mentioned I'm a member of several "Save The Whales" groups? Just thought I'd mention it.

You know, if you're free tonight, there's a restaurant down the beach that serves a great tilapia dish...


seekerofshadowlight wrote:
Ya know I often feel that if Captain James T. Kirk and Captain Jack Harkness were to team up, The universe might become unbalanced by the number of aliens seduced. Not sure if the universe could survive such awesomeness

Ahem.

I want in on that.


Šmurfette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:
Commander Shepard wrote:
Šmurfette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Commander Shepard wrote:

SOMEONE SAID THERE WERE BLUE-SKINNED WOMEN IN THIS THREAD

I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

They lied. A woman ain't a Šmurf.

Šmurfs are only as big as the height from the ground to your ankle.

That's right, only three apples high!

But, ... never say never.

!

JOKER, TURN THE SHIP BACK AROUND.

checks his hair

ahem

Well hel-lo there.

As the best part is,

once we are done,
you will be assimilated,
our thoughts will be one.

Ah, asari style. Niiiiiice.

Joker, away team will be away for a while. Go scan up some iridium or whatever.


Šmurfette Drone 7-of-9 wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Commander Shepard wrote:

SOMEONE SAID THERE WERE BLUE-SKINNED WOMEN IN THIS THREAD

I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

They lied. A woman ain't a Šmurf.

Šmurfs are only as big as the height from the ground to your ankle.

That's right, only three apples high!

But, ... never say never.

!

JOKER, TURN THE SHIP BACK AROUND.

checks his hair

ahem

Well hel-lo there.


I've got a scientist working on that problem right now.

How's it coming, Mordin?


Commander's Log:

Kasumi Goto is a tease.

Also, ordered Mess Sergeant Gardner to hide the expensive silverware.


I've never been one to let size stand in the way of diplomacy.


SOMEONE SAID THERE WERE BLUE-SKINNED WOMEN IN THIS THREAD

I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD


Robby the Robot wrote:
::Safety Dances through section::

I won't have an AI running loose on my ship.


I don't see what's wrong with her.

(seriously, she looks beautiful and alien, like many fey should)


I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE THREAD ON THE CITADEL FORUMS.



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