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1,114 posts. Alias of Garydee.


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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure. Turn down the lights so I can't see.

It just makes things kinkier. *puts a blindfold on CDP*


10,000 posts, baby!!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Meh. I'd prefer a Barry White record.

Oh really? *plays a Barry White record and turns down the lights* *Humps CDP*


MoMo likes to brag about records but what about that one? CDP, that has to be your fastest mauling.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure! Don't reply or anything. Not like I'm important, or in desperate need to have my existence validated, or anything......

I was validated once.....


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Heh heh heh....I said hard.
I was hard once.....
That's what humpdays are for!

It might not be humpday but there's no reason why we can't start early! *humps Snarky*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Heh heh heh....I said hard.

I was hard once.....


Casual Friday Monster wrote:


No seriously, I'm not wearing anything.

Well, there are these strategically placed mini Santa hats.

*shudder* *puts paws over eyes*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
scampers about, free of worry and pain

Who are you and what have you done with the real Sumo? Grrrrr.....


Llamafrog wrote:
Humpday is nearly upon us...

Everyday is Humpday for us. *Humps Llamafrog*


Casual Friday Monster wrote:
Is this a good week to wear my Celestial costume?

Only if you want to break poor HuMo's heart. Yap! Yap!


CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
CourtFool wrote:

Oh yeah! Give it to me!

How's you?

Doing OK I guess. Just trying to stay clear of all of the monsters around here.
You know what we do with monsters, don't you?

Yeah but it's kinda hard to hump them when they're punting you.


CourtFool wrote:

Oh yeah! Give it to me!

How's you?

Doing OK I guess. Just trying to stay clear of all of the monsters around here.


CourtFool wrote:
Scratches at the door.

Yay! It's Courtfool! *gives Courtfool a welcome back humping*


Now you've done it, MoMo. Snarky loves tie-up games!


Sounds like MoMo got an estrogen shot. Yap! Yap!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I hear that some guy down in South America tried to pass off a bunch of steroid-fueled ferrets as poodles. And some poor schmuck actually got taken by that con!

Pfft! Some people!


I'm betting MoMo is the father!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
What the hell? Where'd Hump Day go?!?

You must have slept past it. The Humpday Monster, Snarky and I had a great time!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I fell to the ground once.......

The way you mix the Jack Daniels and the meds you've fallen a lot more than once. Yap! Yap!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Yesh, it doesn't make sense to me either.....

I didn't make sense once......


I took it out on somebody once....


I've never seen you so violent before, Snarky. You've always been a lover, not a fighter.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was sucked by something once......

Yeah, it was pretty shady how Chirac had you starring in those cheap, French porn flicks.


*eats popcorn while watching the Frenchie massacre*


I made a mess once.....


*takes chainsaws away from TuMo* *sigh* I think MoMo could easily win *&^%$#^ of the year.


I know the monsters are a part of CDP's psyche but we are as well? I.....I....can't be a dream, can I? I yap therefor I am, right? Man, this is depressing. *takes some of CDP's medicine and passes out*


How come we don't have a Weekend Monster?


Casual Friday Monster wrote:
*shows up in a dress made out of a basket*

*puts his paws over his eyes and whines*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
PUT THE F&%$ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
Did you notice how the dog in that film looks just like us. Yap! Yap!

That's my favorite character.

Also, sorry about all the screaming. I was having Frenchie flashbacks.

That's OK! We all have Frenchie flashbacks, especially CDP. Those &*^%$#@ actually put him in a basket. *licks CDP*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
PUT THE F&%$ING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

Did you notice how the dog in that film looks just like us. Yap! Yap!


I got an answer once.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I waited for Snarky once......

I'm afraid to ask.


The Monday Monster wrote:

put the hose on me!

You'll have to wait for Snarky to show up for that. Yap! Yap!


Come on guys! Let's help MoMo and put the fire out!!! *pees on MoMo*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
It was just me once......

.....fighting the Frenchie horde. Your dad would be so proud.


*watching the mauling* Whoa, that's gotta hurt.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
*Enters the scene* Somebody open a window! Smells like something died in here!

Nobody's died yet but CDP is about to perform a fatality on a Frenchie in a second.


*sigh* Poor TuMo.


The Monday Monster wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:

Wheeeeee!

You know my favorite holiday song? Frosty the Snowman! Know why?

Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Look at Snarky go-o-o-o!
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Watch him hump MoMo!

*humps MoMo*

You sunuva......*dies from being overhumped*

*checks the body* Hey, it's still warm! *humps MoMo's body in order to get that last dying quiver*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
ThuMo makes a big mess when you maul him.

Yes, but it's a lot of fun to roll in. *rolls in what's left of ThuMo*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Just once.....?

Ok, maybe more than once. Perhaps two or three times. YAP! YAP!


I was missed once.....


Casual Friday Monster wrote:

I'm available!

*shows off her hump(back)*

*faints*


I was the king once.....


Snarky Poodle wrote:

Group hug!!!!

*cops a feel*

Ooh, Snarky. You're the king, baby!


Sounds like MoMo needs anger management classes. Yap! Yap!


Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:
Ugh. Some flea or tick must have carried in a poodle. {sprays DDT on Cockapoo} I hope I got him before he started a poodle infestation.

YIPE YIPE! YIPE! *runs out of the thread*


*sits up and begs for some possum*

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