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Cocaine Monkey's page

11 posts. No reviews. Alias of DitheringFool.

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Full Name

Cocaine Monkey
Race

monkey
Classes/Levels

Dedicated 10
Gender

male
Size

tiny
Special Abilities

Pressing Refresh
Deity

Paizo
Languages

Resus, Macaque, Spider, Tamerain and Marmoset, smattering of Howler
Occupation

waiting for PDF downloads

About Cocaine Monkey

Do you remember me? I used to work in a lab back in the 60's or 70's or something. I pushed a button and got some cocaine. Seemed like a good gig. I pushed the button some more but nothing happened. However, after a few more presses there it was... I had to push the button more and more. I pressed that stupid button for days on end just for a hit. The silly technicians would try to lure me away with bananas and cute she-monkeys but I wasn't so easily distracted. Then the PETA freaks got all up in my business and suddenly I found myself without a job. Things got bad there for awhile... Then I found Paizo, my new cocaine! It's just like the old days. I gotta keep hitting the button for another hit.

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