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G~#!$~n frenchies.
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I was disturbed once......
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CourtFool wrote:

I miss him already. Why does MoMo only come once a week?

Curls up on the sofa and lays his head on his paws.

Oh great! My depression is spreading now....

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Snarky Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
*comes in and punts CDP, Snarky, Cockapoo, and Courtfool* *smiles* This is going to be a great Monday! This is going to the day that I rid the world of the poodle pestilence once and for all!
Speaking of poodle pestilence, you might want to get yourself tested...

I was tested once....

Spoiler:
OK, waaaay more than once.
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gives it to the carpet
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drops a landmine
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piddles
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humps the silly zombie thing
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Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Is there anything special about Thursday anymore?
It's one more day closer to Friday?

Thanks for reminding me it's not Friday yet.

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Is there anything special about Thursday anymore?
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Hey! Wasn't today Humpday? And, of course, I missed it?
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Train roll on, on down the line,
Won't you please take me far away?
Now I feel the wind blow outside my door,
Means I'm, I'm leaving my woman at home.
Lord yeah, Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My baby's gone with the wind, the wind.

And I don't know, oh where I'm going.
I just want to be left alone.
Well, when this train ends I'll try again,
But I'm leaving my woman at home.

Lord yeah, Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My baby's gone with the wind.

Train roll on, Tuesday's gone.

Train roll on many miles from my home,
See I'm, I'm riding my blues away.
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free
Lord, but somehow I've got to carry on.

Lord yeah, Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My baby's gone with the wind.

Train roll on, on.
Because my baby's gone.
I'm riding my blues babe, tryin' to ride my blues babe.
Ride on train.
Ride on train.
Ride my blues babe.
Goodbye Tuesday.
Goodbye Tuesday.
Oh Train.
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CourtFool wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
You call that a punt? I've been hit harder by Snarky's breath.
*PUNT!!!* How's that mutt?
Sounds like someone is having a case of the Mondays.

Yeah, next thing you know he'll be raiding my meds and booze....

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You call that a punt? I've been hit harder by Snarky's breath.
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Go ahead MoMo! Punt me! Kick me! Skin me alive! It doesn't matter any more! Nothing does.....
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drapes paw over eyes

Oh! Woe is me! It is Monday! A terrible day!
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piddles down into the Abyss
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Oh joy! Tomorrow is THAT day. Again.
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KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Everyone Must Absolutely Reply To This Thread! RSS

I was soaked in something once....
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walks in carrying a sign that says "THE END IS NIGH"
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It's no good.....

sigh

My day is already ruined.....
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Oh, I see. You're ashamed to admit that I'm really your father.

Typical.

If anyone needs me, I'll be off in the corner....crying.....

sob
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Cockapoo wrote:
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tries to hump the life out of Cockapoo
Ooh! Give it to me daddy! I've been a bad boy!

I have a son?

....

....

Sooooo...what now? We duel and I chop your paw off?
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tries to hump the life out of Cockapoo
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It's not a TuMo!!!
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wakes up, runs over to MoMo, and starts piddling on his leg
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waits to be "knocked unconcious"
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The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Do I have to?
*from the abyss* Don't worry CDP. I promise to knock you unconscious tomorrow.

So, that's what we're calling it now....?

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Do I have to?
Three sneers for the labradoodle movement RSS

chases a ball through the thread
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piddles
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TGIF. I guess....
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It's raining. Again.
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I got out of the trash once.....
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I was blamed once.....
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I was bored once.
[Your Name Here]-ism RSS

CDPism: There's nothing that can't be cured by booze, meds, and mauling a frenchie.
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Snarky Poodle wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
piddles on MoMo
I lose bladder control sometimes, too.

Oh, was that supposed to be accidental?

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piddles on MoMo
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I thought I was special once.....
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MoMo! Such language! Someone's going to have to wash your mouth out with soap.
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Oh hey! Doesn't that punk MoMo come around tomorrow?
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runs through the thread looking for his meds
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CourtFool wrote:
I would hump, but our collective humping rights are being targeted.

By who? Those damn frenchies?!?! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...........Let me at em!

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The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
jumps on MoMo's leg and starts humping away
*Flings CDP off* You'll have to do better than that to get me today CDP*

OK.

jumps on MoMo and force feeds him some meds and booze
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jumps on MoMo's leg and starts humping away
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sits and waits calmly for MoMo
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drops a few landmines down into the Abyss

See you tomorrow MoMo!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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