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2,032 posts. Alias of Aberzombie.
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Cockapoo wrote: I see that the new pup is taking a toll on CDP's already fragile mental state. YAP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
runs through thread covered in poop that is not his own
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Ooohhhh...Give it to me big boy!
I had some rug burn more than once.....
I keep thinking I'm forgetting something.....
I keep thinking I'm forgetting something.....
But....if I shave my fur off, won't I be cold?
Sooooo...we should take off our fur?
That was me?
I was liberated once......
That's OK, I'm not sure they were doing me any good.....
The Humpday Monster wrote: Thanks Snarky. What is wrong with CDP? It'd probably be easier to ask what isn't wrong with me.....
No thanks. I'd probably just get hurt, or something.
Oh yeah, they are. Here, I'll show you how it works....
downs some meds
downs some booze
passes out
sniffs Moodle's bum
Feel bad? Want some meds? They go great with booze.
Le Frenchie wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: G&%@%&n frenchies.... Eh, Mon ami ? AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
mauls the damn frenchie
G!$*$&n frenchies....
IT'S NOT A TUMO!
Snarky Poodle wrote: He's probably going for a flambé instead, like the Frenchie he is... You know, the more I think about it, the more convinced I am that you're right. MoMo being a closet frenchie would explain so much.....
Frenchie!?! Grrr........
Hey! I've been looking for that!!
I had a Hawaiian shirt once.....
Thursday sucks. It's not Humpday. It's not Friday. It's just the day that separates the two. So, basically, it's the only thing stopping Humpday and Friday from getting together and making sweet love.
I stood in a line once......
Yay! HUMPDAY!!!!
I was going to suggest getting a Tuesday Monster, but TuMo sounds kind of creepy.
Ahnold voice
"It's not a TuMo!"
I'm not much of a fan of Tuseday anymore either.
Welcome to Courtfool's Asylum for the Humpingly Insane.
Crimson Jester wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: French....Press....?!?
faints from joy
Oh wake up it's not what you think. Bad dog. piddles on the Jester's leg
tilts head to the side
Alter ego? What's that? Is it like an eggo waffle? Are we having waffles for lunch?
jumps around excitedly
The Monday Monster wrote: I never had a mother. I'm a construct from CDP's paranoid, delusional mind. I haz mind?
The Monday Monster wrote: But....but....you must fear me!!! Tell you what - when spring comes along, I'll quake in my little fur booties every Monday morning.
How's that sound?
French....Press....?!?
faints from joy
Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Good morning denizens of Fawtliland! I come bearing you French Roast coffee. Roasting frenchies? I think we can be friends! Frenchies must be dark roasted, for them to have their characteristic, smoky notes. This takes time, but is worth it. Can I still maul them afterwards?
Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Good morning denizens of Fawtliland! I come bearing you French Roast coffee. Roasting frenchies? I think we can be friends!
So, today is Monday, which means that MoMo will be stopping by at some point to threaten us. And you know what? I don't care anymore. Sorry MoMo, but until winter is over and these mid-week storms stop, Monday is no longer the most feared day of the week for me.
I'd say "blame it on the rain", but it doesn't count when the s++!'s frozen.
Snarky Poodle wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Exactly! It's like I left a piece of myself behind, in more ways than one. And those scissors were sharp. I'm glad they were sharp. I would hate to think of them cutting my balls off with dull scissors.
Seriously, you wouldn't want that. AHHH!!! They cut off THOSE!!!! GOOD GODS!!! I didn't know the grooming shop did THAT work. I just had my old hair style changed.
Exactly! It's like I left a piece of myself behind, in more ways than one. And those scissors were sharp.
Rusty the Poodle wrote: By the way, when your owners tell you that you're going on a car ride to the scrapyard, IT'S A BIG FAT LIE!!!! Oh noes! Did they take you to....THAT place?
Cockapoo wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Cockapoo wrote: I got a piece once.... Was it that arm I tore off? I know I'm missing one.... Yeah, you can have it back. It's in perfect shape but you'll have to clean it up. I got a little.....excited with it. Yeah, that can happen sometimes.
Cockapoo wrote: I got a piece once.... Was it that arm I tore off? I know I'm missing one....
CourtFool wrote: It is you who do not understand, my brother. I am of peace, always. I like that to! A piece of a frenchie over here. Another piece over there.....
Cockapoo wrote: CourtFool wrote: Not all French people are bad. Don't let CDP hear you say that. Yap! Too late!
Courtfool! I thought we had something special. I thought you, of all people understood me. And now.....BETRAYAL!
Why hast thou forsaken me?
goes off to the corner to mope
piddles on the spot where MoMo disappeared
drops some landmines
Oh great! It's THAT day again. Can't we write our congressman or something? Maybe get them to stop it, once and for all?
Deal with this....
mauls the therapist
Frenchies? Grrrr.......
What? The People Eating Tasty Animals? Wouldn't we be in danger from them?
Is it Friday yet?
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