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I don't have a finger to put on anything.
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You should have that foul mouth of yours washed out with soap, young monster!

walks towards MoMo with a bar of soap in his mouth
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That's weird, I thought Sunday was the day before Monday.
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The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
So....it's Sunday. I guess we all know what that means.
*from the Abyss* *rubbing hands together* Yes we do, CDP. Yes we do.

Sunday is also your wash day?

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So....it's Sunday. I guess we all know what that means.
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This is some f$$+ed up s$#% here, man.
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Matrix dodges the bullets

Mr. ThuMo, don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
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The Thursday Monster wrote:
Bonjour Sumo. Chirac has put a 1,000,000 euro reward for you, dead or alive. Personally, I prefer dead. *summons two more Frenchies that start beating on CDP*

G+*+&&n Frenchies!!!! Get ready to TASTE THE THUNDER!!!!

the mauling beings
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Is it Friday yet?
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahah.....
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loses control of himself while being choked

piddles and drops landmines all over
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Oh yeah, MoMo! Let's see how you like it!!!

PUNT!
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F$%+ you, Monday. And your little MoMo to.
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piddles
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drops a landmine
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Damn that frenchie!

shakes butt
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I behaved badly once......
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MoMo, you have a foul mouth. Did you know that? Here's some soap.

shoves a bar of soap into MoMo's mouth
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Hello? What part of "clinically depressed" is unclear?
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Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
You could kill yourself. Then I'd be so happy that I might just go loony and maul everyone to death.
Uh, just Frenchies, right CDP? *puts baseball bat under the bed*

Naah, i was just messing with him. I mean, come on. Me, happy? When has that every happened?

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You could kill yourself. Then I'd be so happy that I might just go loony and maul everyone to death.
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I want to know if he paid with landmines or humps.
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Let the mauling begin!!!

attacks
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Hey! Just like shock therapy!
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scampers about with a chew toy
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I had a father once......
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I was crunched once.....
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pulls a grenade launcher from somewhere

SAY 'HELLO' TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

BOOM!
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emerges from beneath the sofa with a wild look in his eyes

FRENCHIES!!! DIE YOU WINE AND CHEESE LOVING BASTARDS!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

mauls the frenchies
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wakes up and pokes his head out from under the sofa

F~#! YOU MONDAY!

pulls head back under sofa, downs some meds and booze, and goes back to sleep
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Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I had a freedom fry once.......
If I recall correctly those Frenchies were putting them up your nose.

Damn you frenchies!!!!

shakes paw
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I had a freedom fry once.......
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Oh joy. Another "vampire" come to suck the life out of us. How many has that been now?
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I had spicy food once......
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G@%&!*NED FRENCHIES!!!!! TASTE MY WRATH!!!!!

cracks a mystically-carved bone in half and suddenly grows to 3 times his normal size

BANZAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!

begins the maul-a-thon
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It...it wasn't....wasn't very pretty. I still have nightmares about it. And daymares......
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I was lit by Barry White once.......
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shoots MoMo
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hands TuMo some squeaky toys instead

Here, juggle these.
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I was completed once.....
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Fine, I'll just take these myself.

downs refreshment and vitamins

passes out
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piddles, then offers MoMo a refreshment and some vitamins
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Great. It's THAT day again.
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drops 10 more landmines into the Abyss
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The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
And I'll have to come up with some new way to kick his ass.
*From the Abyss* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh wait. You were serious? I like you CDP. I think I'll kill you last.

drops a landmine down into the Abyss

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Oh joy! It get's followed by Monday. And that bastard MoMo is probably going to try to kill us again. And I'll have to come up with some new way to kick his ass.
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Mmmmm....squirrel!
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drops a landmine on the carpet
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piddles on the strangely talking human
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Cockapoo wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Don't pay attention to MoMo, Courtfool. He's just grouchy because we've been kicking his tail lately.
He just needs some love. Did you guys try humping him?
We try but he just punts us. He must have had a terrible childhood to be the way he is.

I had a terrible childhood once.....

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