Cletus the Slack-Jawed Cultist's page

The class just seems rather lazy. It's simply a paladin with all alignment references reversed. When can we expect the Chaos Monk?

"NOBODY EXPECTS THE CHAOS MONKS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

The desperation evoked by Richard Pett on his villagers wanting my paladin to be their new spiritual leader (at least until they had built that wicker man). Talk about the blind leading the blind! Thanks Richard.

One of us!

One of us!

Gooble Gobble!

Newcomers get to be in the traditional Friday night ceremony.

Iä! Iä! Fthägn!

Cuz, like, the Grand High Wizard of the lodge told me to?

Being that T is right next to R on the keyboard, I will try not to LOSE MY POTA LUVIN' MIND ON YOU! ;)

Sotty; the bloof on my finfers make me not type so goof.

Apollo 13 returns home safely

I saw that on the news; Dr Cornelius and Dr Zeta were inside, with Roddy McDowell.

First point: I do agree that (as in the real world) you always can find a bunch of weirdos to believe in anything, even if it’s outrageous. So, why not a cult aiming to fuse together three evil gods?

Hyuk!

Sounds good to me!
Where do I sign?

Seriously. There could be.

You should go check.

Whuh?

Huh?

WHERE?

[url=smurf][/url]Y'all can do it if you try.

Just click yer heels three times and think blue thoughts (hyuk!)

Dis be tres bon, ma cher!

We be needin' 'nother o'dese, fo our parties in de bayou.

Dat nosy gendarme, LeGrasse, done took our odder one.

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fthagn!

<hums to himself, in the audience>

"Why are we waaaaiiiting?
We are m**turbating..."

Tolkien wasn't engaging in the wish-fulfilment of being an uber-warrior (possibly unlike Howard, who was a complete loon with a mother fixation)...

Huh?

<adjusts wig>

What's wrong with loving your mother?

<hides behind bathroom door, waits for Janet Leigh>

CUT SCENE....

"Oh, I'm so bored.
I wish something would happen to break up this pointless guard duty..."

END CUT SCENE

Seriously, it took a special kind of player to appreciate Tomb of Horrors. I don't think most modern players have it in them ;)

My Mommy says I'm special.

I've been asked to feed the sacrificial victims into the Apocalypse Contraption.

Gee, I sure wish I knew how that machine-doohickey worked! That thing's scary!
Someone could get hurt!

If only there were some way I could learn to use it, maybe by spending skill-points or something, but, hey, I guess not...

<click>

<whirrr>

<rumble>

"AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!! GET IT OFF! GET! IT! OFF!"

"OH GOD! THE PAIN! THE PAIN!"

"NO! NOT THE FACE!"

My high school group had a similar end. We got back together about a year after finishing high school. Some were off in different universities, some were out working, but one last night we managed to get together and roll some dice. White Plume Mountain. Got to the Giant Crabs, characters squared off against them, ready to do battle, and... we ended. Never got together again. I picture those characters still standing there, ready to go at it even after all this time. Maybe someday...

Nah, we picked their pockets and threw them in with the other monsters while they were in stasis...

Carletonville has uranium too. It just pales next to the gold....

Why is it that mining towns have such a problem with Paedophilia and violence? Is it the reality that the Mining company has great sway over the local government (is the unelected local government) and they notoriously employ the worst kind of animals?

Hey! You leave Diamond Lake alone!

We don't have no problem with it.
Them's the reasons ah came here!

...errr...