paizo.com Recent Posts by Chris Lambertzpaizo.com Recent Posts by Chris Lambertz2022-05-26T20:09:34Z2022-05-26T20:09:34ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Paizo at White House!Chris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43m71?Paizo-at-White-House#162022-05-15T09:16:09Z2022-05-11T21:46:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CapeCodRPGer wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Does'nt this thread violate the ban on political threads here? </p>
<p>Or is it only political threads that the staff don't agree with banned? </blockquote><p>Hey, I wrote that rule.
<p>No. Absolutely no.</p>CapeCodRPGer wrote:Does'nt this thread violate the ban on political threads here?
Or is it only political threads that the staff don't agree with banned?
Hey, I wrote that rule. No. Absolutely no.Chris Lambertz2022-05-11T21:46:30ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: UNITED PAIZO WORKERSChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43hxo&page=2?UNITED-PAIZO-WORKERS#532021-10-16T02:20:06Z2021-10-14T20:28:17Z<p>Solidarity.</p>
<p>Forever and always, friends.</p>Solidarity.
Forever and always, friends.Chris Lambertz2021-10-14T20:28:17ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Starfinder Alien Archive 4Chris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/products/btq026jv/discuss&page=3?Starfinder-Alien-Archive-4#1022021-03-29T22:31:56Z2021-03-29T19:43:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Hmm wrote:</div><blockquote> Ooh, I cannot wait for people to see the ADORABLE creature that I built for this. Everyone is going to want one! HYYYYYYPE! </blockquote>Was it the pangolilly? </blockquote><p>That would have been my robotic hands.BigNorseWolf wrote:Hmm wrote: Ooh, I cannot wait for people to see the ADORABLE creature that I built for this. Everyone is going to want one! HYYYYYYPE!
Was it the pangolilly? That would have been my robotic hands.Chris Lambertz2021-03-29T19:43:05ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Visualizing Diversity In Paizo GamesChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs436k9&page=2?Visualizing-Diversity-In-Paizo-Games#602020-11-21T03:05:24Z2020-11-20T20:29:15Z<p>Speaking as a paraprofessional who loves sharing gaming experiences with my kiddos: yes, more minis and artwork and content depicting all kinds of people. Ty. +1. Upvote.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Edit: Oops, my title is still stuck on me! For clarity: not speaking on behalf of Paizo/no longer with the company.</span></p>Speaking as a paraprofessional who loves sharing gaming experiences with my kiddos: yes, more minis and artwork and content depicting all kinds of people. Ty. +1. Upvote.
Edit: Oops, my title is still stuck on me! For clarity: not speaking on behalf of Paizo/no longer with the company.Chris Lambertz2020-11-20T20:29:15ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Forum layout requestChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42lfa?Forum-layout-request#72019-06-20T22:01:51Z2019-06-20T20:09:25Z<p>In reference to the issue of alphabetical sorting, we've reverted the behavior back to sorting from newest to oldest products. This was a setting that was erroneously unset in the move. Apologies for the inconvenience that has caused!</p>In reference to the issue of alphabetical sorting, we've reverted the behavior back to sorting from newest to oldest products. This was a setting that was erroneously unset in the move. Apologies for the inconvenience that has caused!Chris Lambertz2019-06-20T20:09:25ZRe: Forums: Customer Service: Please cancel my subscriptionChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42lm0?Please-cancel-my-subscription#122019-06-21T14:18:44Z2019-06-20T18:26:28Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Removed the replies on this thread. Folks, the Customer Service subforum is intended for customers to receive assistance from our Customer Service team. If you want to have a discussion about the success of Pathfinder Second Edition or the future of Paizo subscriptions, this is not the appropriate place for it and it will need to be taken to another thread/subforum.</span></p>Removed the replies on this thread. Folks, the Customer Service subforum is intended for customers to receive assistance from our Customer Service team. If you want to have a discussion about the success of Pathfinder Second Edition or the future of Paizo subscriptions, this is not the appropriate place for it and it will need to be taken to another thread/subforum.Chris Lambertz2019-06-20T18:26:28ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Out of curiosity, what did you guys do with all of your Pathfinder-brand miniatures?Chris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42li2?Out-of-curiosity-what-did-you-guys-do-with#32019-06-16T21:23:44Z2019-06-16T21:23:44Z<p>Heya! We've begun the process of restructuring the Store organization to accommodate the launch of Pathfinder Second Edition, which has led us to audit all the other products sold under the Pathfinder brand. It looks like we just missed this one area where we mirror these products. This URL should send you to the appropriate store categories now :)</p>Heya! We've begun the process of restructuring the Store organization to accommodate the launch of Pathfinder Second Edition, which has led us to audit all the other products sold under the Pathfinder brand. It looks like we just missed this one area where we mirror these products. This URL should send you to the appropriate store categories now :)Chris Lambertz2019-06-16T21:23:44ZRe: Forums: Miniatures: Paizo Blog: Pathfinder Battles: Remembering the FallenChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6sgir&page=4?Pathfinder-Battles-Remembering-the-Fallen#1552019-06-14T00:34:29Z2019-06-13T20:01:04Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Removed a post. If you have feedback about the timing of solicitations and previews, please keep it constructive. In the future, this feedback is also better placed in the Website Feedback subforum.</span></p>Removed a post. If you have feedback about the timing of solicitations and previews, please keep it constructive. In the future, this feedback is also better placed in the Website Feedback subforum.Chris Lambertz2019-06-13T20:01:04ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: Pathfinder Second Edition Subscription QuestionsChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42huz&page=4?Pathfinder-Second-Edition-Subscription-Questions#1942019-06-22T17:23:02Z2019-06-12T17:22:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rysky wrote:</div><blockquote>For the normal versions yes, I'm unsure in regards to the special editions. </blockquote><p>Just clarifying here that the Deluxe Hardcovers are not part of any subscription.Rysky wrote:For the normal versions yes, I'm unsure in regards to the special editions.
Just clarifying here that the Deluxe Hardcovers are not part of any subscription.Chris Lambertz2019-06-12T17:22:54ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Second Edition: General Discussion: PDF Prices PostedChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42ldb?PDF-Prices-Posted#172019-06-13T11:43:23Z2019-06-12T17:16:18Z<p>Heya, just caught this thread and it looks like our system hiccupped along the way: the pricing for the <i>Core Rulebook</i> and <i>Bestiary</i> PDFs is actually <b>$14.99</b>.</p>Heya, just caught this thread and it looks like our system hiccupped along the way: the pricing for the Core Rulebook and Bestiary PDFs is actually $14.99.Chris Lambertz2019-06-12T17:16:18ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Paizo.com Scheduled Maintenance: Monday, June 3, 2019Chris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42kws?Paizocom-Scheduled-Maintenance-Monday-June-3#82019-06-04T08:47:43Z2019-06-03T16:38:54Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Removed a post and the replies to it. Website Feedback site maintenance threads are not the place for comments that could prompt edition warring.</span></p>
<p>To answer the question from the removed post: reorganizing the forums is not part of this update.</p>Removed a post and the replies to it. Website Feedback site maintenance threads are not the place for comments that could prompt edition warring.
To answer the question from the removed post: reorganizing the forums is not part of this update.Chris Lambertz2019-06-03T16:38:54ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Community Use Package: Pathfinder Adventure Card Game Character SheetsChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/products/btpy914x/discuss&page=5?Community-Use-Package-Pathfinder-Adventure-Card-Game-Character-Sheets#2022019-05-30T22:47:07Z2019-05-30T22:47:07Z<p>This package has been updated with the characters, deck lists, and additional cards from both the Core Set and Curse of the Crimson Throne Adventure Path.</p>This package has been updated with the characters, deck lists, and additional cards from both the Core Set and Curse of the Crimson Throne Adventure Path.Chris Lambertz2019-05-30T22:47:07ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Card Game: Curse of the Crimson Throne Adventure PathChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/products/btq01ws8/discuss?Pathfinder-Adventure-Card-Game-Curse-of-the-Crimson-Throne-Adventure-Path#332019-10-21T14:53:59Z2019-05-30T22:36:30Z<p>The list of cards in Curse of the Crimson Throne has been added to the product description above.</p>The list of cards in Curse of the Crimson Throne has been added to the product description above.Chris Lambertz2019-05-30T22:36:30ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Adventure Card Game: Core SetChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/products/btq01ws7/discuss?Pathfinder-Adventure-Card-Game-Core-Set#412019-05-30T22:30:50Z2019-05-30T22:30:50Z<p>The Rulebook and Card List download links have been added to the product description above.</p>The Rulebook and Card List download links have been added to the product description above.Chris Lambertz2019-05-30T22:30:50ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: SFS 01-29 Honorbound Emissaries reporting is missing "Special Faction Objectives" checkboxChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42fp1?SFS-0129-Honorbound-Emissaries-reporting-is#202019-05-30T17:23:20Z2019-05-30T17:23:20Z<p>An audit of all of the Starfinder Society Season 1 scenarios has been completed to confirm that settings have been applied to scenarios containing faction and repeatable tags in their product description.</p>
<p>If a scenario is missing anything that is not explicitly in the product description, you may want to bring that to the attention the Organized Play team in the respective program's subforum or as a reply to the individual product thread.</p>
<p>We'll be closing this thread since the audit has been completed.</p>An audit of all of the Starfinder Society Season 1 scenarios has been completed to confirm that settings have been applied to scenarios containing faction and repeatable tags in their product description.
If a scenario is missing anything that is not explicitly in the product description, you may want to bring that to the attention the Organized Play team in the respective program's subforum or as a reply to the individual product thread.
We'll be closing this thread since the audit has...Chris Lambertz2019-05-30T17:23:20ZRe: Forums: Customer Service: May 2019 New Releases & Subscription Shipping + PaizoCon Pick Up ThreadChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42jug?May-2019-New-Releases-Subscription-Shipping#442019-05-30T10:58:06Z2019-05-30T01:13:01Z<p>Hey all, Ruins of Lastwall Singles will be available for purchase starting tomorrow, May 30 at 10:00 AM Pacific time. We extended the window for purchase to account for the delay to June 27 at midnight Pacific time.</p>
<p>Battles subscribers opted in to receive marketing emails will have also received a notification about when singles will be available for purchase.</p>
<p>You can browse singles and purchase (tomorrow) here: <a href="https://paizo.com/pathfinderbattles/ruinsoflastwall" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://paizo.com/pathfinderbattles/ruinsoflastwall</a></p>Hey all, Ruins of Lastwall Singles will be available for purchase starting tomorrow, May 30 at 10:00 AM Pacific time. We extended the window for purchase to account for the delay to June 27 at midnight Pacific time.
Battles subscribers opted in to receive marketing emails will have also received a notification about when singles will be available for purchase.
You can browse singles and purchase (tomorrow) here: https://paizo.com/pathfinderbattles/ruinsoflastwallChris Lambertz2019-05-30T01:13:01ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Summoning is slavery...Chris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42k7q?Summoning-is-slavery#382019-05-14T18:38:24Z2019-05-13T17:22:45Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Removed responses and locking.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>We encourage meaningful and productive discussions on paizo.com. Presenting an idea without context or actionable prompts for a topic of discussion (such as phrasing as a question), particularly a statement that is going to result in heated responses, is counter to the engagement we'd like to see in these forums.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>For additional context on moderation philosophy towards slavery threads, I'd reference <a href="https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kuhh&page=2?Owning-a-slave#83" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">our Customer & Community Manager's recent post</a>.</span></p>Removed responses and locking.
We encourage meaningful and productive discussions on paizo.com. Presenting an idea without context or actionable prompts for a topic of discussion (such as phrasing as a question), particularly a statement that is going to result in heated responses, is counter to the engagement we'd like to see in these forums.
For additional context on moderation philosophy towards slavery threads, I'd reference our Customer & Community Manager's recent post.Chris Lambertz2019-05-13T17:22:45ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Backorder, our of stock, out of print, preorders, “waiting-for-word-from-the-manufacturer” etceteraChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42j61?Backorder-our-of-stock-out-of-print-preorders#22019-04-15T16:57:54Z2019-04-15T16:30:05Z<p>Thank you for bringing this issue to our attention!</p>
<p>While I know you're speaking to a larger issue with preorders and availability, the following is about the specific item mentioned (the UltraPro ACG Adventure Chest). Tracking down this item in our system I was able to find that some modifications to the product occurred at the end of January 2019 that indicated that we might have received/been preparing to receive it. I just chatted with our warehouse to inquire why these occurred, but we do not currently have it in stock. I've forwarded all of that information on to our Licensing Manager to check on the status.</p>
<p>The preorder process for licensed/third-party products: we manually manage preorders for these items. Because dates and production are often in states of flux and if an item is in high demand we will occasionally order more than the number of current preorders to ensure fulfillment on our side. Also, a person at Paizo places supply orders, rather than our software, based on outstanding customer orders. We do have routine processes in place to check on long-outstanding non-preorder customer orders (folks may have seen Customer Service reach out to them in recent history on this front). Preorders are a particular case, and it is frankly atypical and not desired behavior on Paizo's side to have preorders extend further than our preorder window for our own products. I'll reach out to the appropriate parties to explore one-off cases like the UltraPro ACG Adventure Chest.</p>
<p>For transparency, our Webstore Coordinator has recently left Paizo to pursue other adventures in the gaming world. We do currently have a posting to fill this position (on our <a href="https://paizo.com/paizo/careers" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Careers page</a>) and addressing issues like you've brought up will be within their wheelhouse.</p>Thank you for bringing this issue to our attention!
While I know you're speaking to a larger issue with preorders and availability, the following is about the specific item mentioned (the UltraPro ACG Adventure Chest). Tracking down this item in our system I was able to find that some modifications to the product occurred at the end of January 2019 that indicated that we might have received/been preparing to receive it. I just chatted with our warehouse to inquire why these occurred, but we...Chris Lambertz2019-04-15T16:30:05ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: SFS 01-29 Honorbound Emissaries reporting is missing "Special Faction Objectives" checkboxChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42fp1?SFS-0129-Honorbound-Emissaries-reporting-is#82019-03-15T15:59:41Z2019-03-15T15:59:41Z<p>Thank you for the heads up! I've fixed this scenario on our side and it should now show the additional reputation. I'm also going to go back to the team and see what it is that is causing these repeat issues. Apologies for the inconvenience!</p>Thank you for the heads up! I've fixed this scenario on our side and it should now show the additional reputation. I'm also going to go back to the team and see what it is that is causing these repeat issues. Apologies for the inconvenience!Chris Lambertz2019-03-15T15:59:41ZRe: Forums: Customer Service: Paizo Offices & Warehouse Closed Due to Winter Storm ActivityChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42gm8&page=2?Paizo-Offices-Warehouse-Closed-Due-to-Winter#842019-02-26T18:47:32Z2019-02-15T17:33:50Z<p>Ok, I can't miss the mountain talk!</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Ok, I can't miss the mountain talk!
[Spoiler omitted]Chris Lambertz2019-02-15T17:33:50ZRe: Forums: Customer Service: Paizo Offices & Warehouse Closed Due to Winter Storm ActivityChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42gm8?Paizo-Offices-Warehouse-Closed-Due-to-Winter#332019-02-16T19:40:01Z2019-02-11T17:59:27Z<p>Hey folks, our area received several more inches of snow and the office/warehouse are still closed. More snow is predicted to arrive throughout the week.</p>
<p>Because our area is topographically challenging and this kind of winter activity does not commonly occur, inches of snow (and over a foot in some places!) presents a decent amount of challenges to the area. For Paizo, our employees commute from various points in the region (which means everyone's got varying levels of accumulation) and some of us by bus (which is impacted by entire route cancellations). The sheer amount of ice from overnight refreezing, and unfamiliar drivers with these conditions (or even familiar drivers) makes it remarkably hazardous to travel.</p>
<p>I've removed the datestamp from the thread, as conditions continue to be unpredictable. Again, we'll update this thread with more info as we have it.</p>Hey folks, our area received several more inches of snow and the office/warehouse are still closed. More snow is predicted to arrive throughout the week.
Because our area is topographically challenging and this kind of winter activity does not commonly occur, inches of snow (and over a foot in some places!) presents a decent amount of challenges to the area. For Paizo, our employees commute from various points in the region (which means everyone's got varying levels of accumulation) and some...Chris Lambertz2019-02-11T17:59:27ZRe: Forums: Customer Service: Paizo Offices & Warehouse Closed Due to Winter Storm ActivityChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42gm8?Paizo-Offices-Warehouse-Closed-Due-to-Winter#62019-02-08T16:26:59Z2019-02-08T16:26:59Z<p>Hey all, I'm about to put up a closure notice around the site and wanted to update this thread that we're currently closed due to another incoming storm. This weather appears to bleed into next week in the forecast and we'll try to keep folks updated.</p>
<p>If you have an upcoming subscription shipment, please check <a href="https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42g3c?February-2019-New-Releases-Subscription" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this thread for updates from the Customer Service team</a>.</p>Hey all, I'm about to put up a closure notice around the site and wanted to update this thread that we're currently closed due to another incoming storm. This weather appears to bleed into next week in the forecast and we'll try to keep folks updated.
If you have an upcoming subscription shipment, please check this thread for updates from the Customer Service team.Chris Lambertz2019-02-08T16:26:59ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Compilation of Campaign Clarification requestsChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t9q1&page=10?Compilation-of-Campaign-Clarification-requests#4912019-02-08T13:51:28Z2019-02-07T20:28:44Z<p>Campaign Clarifications has been updated with new products.</p>Campaign Clarifications has been updated with new products.Chris Lambertz2019-02-07T20:28:44ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Additional Resources UpdatesChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2szrc&page=12?Additional-Resources-Updates#5662019-02-08T12:45:19Z2019-02-07T20:28:27Z<p>Additional Resources has been updated with new products and sanctioned content. You can find more in <a href="https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6sghs?February-Update-More-Sanctioning-Spotlights" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this Paizo blog</a>.</p>Additional Resources has been updated with new products and sanctioned content. You can find more in this Paizo blog.Chris Lambertz2019-02-07T20:28:27ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Can we get Kreighton Shane and Janira Gavrix as Forum Avatars?Chris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42gdm?Can-we-get-Kreighton-Shane-and-Janira-Gavrix#22019-01-31T17:56:53Z2019-01-31T17:56:53Z<p>At this time, we do not take avatar requests. Please see <a href="https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cm9?New-Avatar-Updates" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this sticky thread</a> for avatar information and updates.</p>At this time, we do not take avatar requests. Please see this sticky thread for avatar information and updates.Chris Lambertz2019-01-31T17:56:53ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Starfinder Conspectus PDFChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42gb1?Starfinder-Conspectus-PDF#22019-01-31T16:02:41Z2019-01-31T16:01:38Z<p>Yes! We're planning on making this item freely available on the main Starfinder page sometime in February :)</p>Yes! We're planning on making this item freely available on the main Starfinder page sometime in February :)Chris Lambertz2019-01-31T16:01:38ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Return Chapter 6 Interactive MapsChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42fxx?Return-Chapter-6-Interactive-Maps#52019-01-24T23:51:47Z2019-01-24T23:51:47Z<p>Hm, I'll forward that feedback on to the art team to see what is up with that. Thank you for letting us know!</p>Hm, I'll forward that feedback on to the art team to see what is up with that. Thank you for letting us know!Chris Lambertz2019-01-24T23:51:47ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: New Avatar UpdatesChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cm9?New-Avatar-Updates#62019-02-04T18:19:09Z2019-01-24T23:47:55Z<p>Apologies for the delay in updates! We just pushed through a fix that should have dislodged the last update and those new avatars should now be selectable. I don't have a new timeframe to provide at the moment for the next batch, but will post when we have a better idea of when we can get that scheduled (my hunch is sometime in mid-February).</p>Apologies for the delay in updates! We just pushed through a fix that should have dislodged the last update and those new avatars should now be selectable. I don't have a new timeframe to provide at the moment for the next batch, but will post when we have a better idea of when we can get that scheduled (my hunch is sometime in mid-February).Chris Lambertz2019-01-24T23:47:55ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Pathfinder Player Companion subscription page gives errorChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42f92?Pathfinder-Player-Companion-subscription-page#72019-01-24T23:46:02Z2019-01-24T23:46:02Z<p>This page should now be behaving properly. Please let us know if you run into further issues!</p>This page should now be behaving properly. Please let us know if you run into further issues!Chris Lambertz2019-01-24T23:46:02ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: SFS01-07 The Solar Sortie Reporting ErrorChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42fuw?SFS0107-The-Solar-Sortie-Reporting-Error#32019-01-24T23:44:48Z2019-01-24T23:44:48Z<p>This issue should now be resolved and the additional reputation should now be showing. Please let us know if you run into anything else!</p>This issue should now be resolved and the additional reputation should now be showing. Please let us know if you run into anything else!Chris Lambertz2019-01-24T23:44:48ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: SFS 01-29 Honorbound Emissaries reporting is missing "Special Faction Objectives" checkboxChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42fp1?SFS-0129-Honorbound-Emissaries-reporting-is#62019-01-24T23:42:06Z2019-01-24T23:42:06Z<p>Heya! We've completed an audit of the most recent Starfinder Society scenarios and these additional checkboxes should now be available. Please let us know if you run into any further issues!</p>Heya! We've completed an audit of the most recent Starfinder Society scenarios and these additional checkboxes should now be available. Please let us know if you run into any further issues!Chris Lambertz2019-01-24T23:42:06ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Items are not scheduleable - December 2018 EditionChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42esu?Items-are-not-scheduleable-December-2018#72019-01-24T23:33:06Z2019-01-24T23:33:06Z<p>Heya! Thank you for the heads up! The upcoming Starfinder Society scenarios and Signal of Screams should now be visible. Dawn of Flame has not yet been sanctioned, and won't be available until the sanctioning document has been released.</p>Heya! Thank you for the heads up! The upcoming Starfinder Society scenarios and Signal of Screams should now be visible. Dawn of Flame has not yet been sanctioned, and won't be available until the sanctioning document has been released.Chris Lambertz2019-01-24T23:33:06ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Need Starfinder Adventure Path Forums for 'Attack of the Swarm' and 'Dawn of Flame!'Chris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42frn?Need-Starfinder-Adventure-Path-Forums-for#22019-01-24T22:48:24Z2019-01-24T22:48:24Z<p>These subforums should now be visible and available for posting in! :)</p>These subforums should now be visible and available for posting in! :)Chris Lambertz2019-01-24T22:48:24ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Signal of Screams one file per chapter downloadsChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42fsp?Signal-of-Screams-one-file-per-chapter-downloads#22019-01-24T22:49:24Z2019-01-24T22:39:59Z<p>Heya, I can confirm that this is a deliberate change. In the past, we provided the alternate versions of our PDFs due to their file size and performance, however, this has become less of an issue as time has gone on and readers/devices have improved. The change is also reflected in our Player Companion and Campaign Setting lines as well.</p>Heya, I can confirm that this is a deliberate change. In the past, we provided the alternate versions of our PDFs due to their file size and performance, however, this has become less of an issue as time has gone on and readers/devices have improved. The change is also reflected in our Player Companion and Campaign Setting lines as well.Chris Lambertz2019-01-24T22:39:59ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Return Chapter 6 Interactive MapsChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42fxx?Return-Chapter-6-Interactive-Maps#32019-01-23T23:33:42Z2019-01-23T23:33:42Z<p>Thanks for the heads up! We just pushed a fix for this file. If you redownload you should be seeing those map tags (you may need to click the “having troubles with this download” link underneath the download link to refresh it).</p>Thanks for the heads up! We just pushed a fix for this file. If you redownload you should be seeing those map tags (you may need to click the “having troubles with this download” link underneath the download link to refresh it).Chris Lambertz2019-01-23T23:33:42ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: SFS01-07 The Solar Sortie Reporting ErrorChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42fuw?SFS0107-The-Solar-Sortie-Reporting-Error#22019-01-22T21:37:16Z2019-01-22T21:37:16Z<p>Thank you for the heads up! We've inquired about the settings needed on this and other scenarios for reporting from the Org Play team. We'll go ahead and update this and similar threads once the issue is resolved.</p>Thank you for the heads up! We've inquired about the settings needed on this and other scenarios for reporting from the Org Play team. We'll go ahead and update this and similar threads once the issue is resolved.Chris Lambertz2019-01-22T21:37:16ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: CotCT #3 Out of Order in DownloadsChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42fsr?CotCT-3-Out-of-Order-in-Downloads#22019-01-18T23:58:28Z2019-01-18T23:58:28Z<p>Heya! Thank you for letting us know about this issue. This product has been adjusted to be attached to the correct area, though it may be caching its organizational values. If you continue to see this issue through the weekend, please let us know.</p>Heya! Thank you for letting us know about this issue. This product has been adjusted to be attached to the correct area, though it may be caching its organizational values. If you continue to see this issue through the weekend, please let us know.Chris Lambertz2019-01-18T23:58:28ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: SFS 01-29 Honorbound Emissaries reporting is missing "Special Faction Objectives" checkboxChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42fp1?SFS-0129-Honorbound-Emissaries-reporting-is#42019-01-18T21:14:23Z2019-01-18T21:14:23Z<p>I haven't heard back for clarification from the team, but we are aware this impacts more scenarios. Once we know what the standard is going forward, the previous scenarios will be adjusted as necessary. No need to list them all :)</p>I haven't heard back for clarification from the team, but we are aware this impacts more scenarios. Once we know what the standard is going forward, the previous scenarios will be adjusted as necessary. No need to list them all :)Chris Lambertz2019-01-18T21:14:23ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: SFS 01-29 Honorbound Emissaries reporting is missing "Special Faction Objectives" checkboxChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42fp1?SFS-0129-Honorbound-Emissaries-reporting-is#22019-01-16T22:56:47Z2019-01-16T22:56:47Z<p>Thank you for the heads up. We've inquired about the settings needed on this scenario for reporting from the Org Play team and will have it resolved as soon as we get an answer.</p>Thank you for the heads up. We've inquired about the settings needed on this scenario for reporting from the Org Play team and will have it resolved as soon as we get an answer.Chris Lambertz2019-01-16T22:56:47ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Paizo preorders not showing?Chris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42fh6?Paizo-preorders-not-showing#22019-01-11T22:33:05Z2019-01-11T22:33:05Z<p>Hey Steve, it looks like we had some missing data on our upcoming Campaign Setting volumes. They should be properly displaying on the Preorder tab now :)</p>Hey Steve, it looks like we had some missing data on our upcoming Campaign Setting volumes. They should be properly displaying on the Preorder tab now :)Chris Lambertz2019-01-11T22:33:05ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Potential SFS subscription problemChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42fis?Potential-SFS-subscription-problem#22019-01-12T01:15:03Z2019-01-11T21:56:47Z<p>Thank you for the heads up! We have prodded #1-30 and it should be displaying properly now.</p>Thank you for the heads up! We have prodded #1-30 and it should be displaying properly now.Chris Lambertz2019-01-11T21:56:47ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: New Avatar UpdatesChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cm9?New-Avatar-Updates#52019-05-03T13:39:36Z2018-12-22T00:33:39Z<p>Hey folks! We apologize for the delays, as the team has been hit with a round of sickness as well. I've just attempted to load in a large batch of new avatars into (about 200!) but alas have run into a new festive group of goblins blocking the way this afternoon. I've tapped in a few other tech folks who will be stepping in after the holiday next week to give these a nudge. Once the avatars are freed and showing on the page, y'all will see access to avatars from:</p>
<p>Against the Aeon Throne Adventure Path
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Strange Aeons Adventure Path
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Ironfang Invasion Adventure Path
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Ruins of Azlant Adventure Path</p>
<p>In the new year I hope to wrap up the AP volumes and catch up on hardcovers and the Pathfinder Adventure Card Game.</p>Hey folks! We apologize for the delays, as the team has been hit with a round of sickness as well. I've just attempted to load in a large batch of new avatars into (about 200!) but alas have run into a new festive group of goblins blocking the way this afternoon. I've tapped in a few other tech folks who will be stepping in after the holiday next week to give these a nudge. Once the avatars are freed and showing on the page, y'all will see access to avatars from:
Against the Aeon Throne...Chris Lambertz2018-12-22T00:33:39ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Additional Resources UpdatesChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2szrc&page=12?Additional-Resources-Updates#5642019-01-11T16:25:23Z2018-12-19T23:47:45Z<p>Updated with nearly all of the rest of 2018's products! Read more about this update on the <a href="https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6sgfn?Additional-Resources-and-Signal-of-Screams" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Paizo blog</a>.</p>Updated with nearly all of the rest of 2018's products! Read more about this update on the Paizo blog.Chris Lambertz2018-12-19T23:47:45ZRe: Forums/PaizoCon: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: PaizoCon 2019 Announced!Chris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6sgfk?PaizoCon-2019-Announced#172018-12-18T19:11:28Z2018-12-18T18:57:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sarcastic Jazz Hands wrote:</div><blockquote> Am I the only one not seeing the discount information for the room bookings? </blockquote><p>This information can be found on the <a href="http://paizo.com/paizocon" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">PaizoCon page</a> under the badge options; the hotel is going to be able to provide better information about discounts than we are, depending on your stay/room configuration.Sarcastic Jazz Hands wrote:Am I the only one not seeing the discount information for the room bookings?
This information can be found on the PaizoCon page under the badge options; the hotel is going to be able to provide better information about discounts than we are, depending on your stay/room configuration.Chris Lambertz2018-12-18T18:57:49ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Not User Friendly AnymoreChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v2kf?Not-User-Friendly-Anymore#122018-12-16T00:24:46Z2018-12-13T17:29:35Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Removed a post and locking. While we welcome constructive criticism, calling for employees to be fired is completely unhelpful and inappropriate commentary.</span></p>
<p>If you're looking for free Pathfinder RPG downloads, you may navigate there from the Pathfinder menu, under Roleplaying Game in "Downloads." The link for it is here: <a href="https://paizo.com/pathfinder/rpg/downloads" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://paizo.com/pathfinder/rpg/downloads</a></p>Removed a post and locking. While we welcome constructive criticism, calling for employees to be fired is completely unhelpful and inappropriate commentary.
If you're looking for free Pathfinder RPG downloads, you may navigate there from the Pathfinder menu, under Roleplaying Game in "Downloads." The link for it is here: https://paizo.com/pathfinder/rpg/downloadsChris Lambertz2018-12-13T17:29:35ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Compilation of Campaign Clarification requestsChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t9q1&page=10?Compilation-of-Campaign-Clarification-requests#4842018-12-20T15:35:19Z2018-12-07T18:28:30Z<p>Campaign Clarifications has been updated, along with Additional Resources.</p>Campaign Clarifications has been updated, along with Additional Resources.Chris Lambertz2018-12-07T18:28:30ZRe: Forums: Starfinder Society: Additional Resources UpdatesChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uqrm&page=2?Additional-Resources-Updates#522018-12-10T12:13:29Z2018-12-07T17:03:22Z<p>Updated with the Dead Suns and Signal of Screams Adventure Paths, as well as <i>Alien Archive 2</i>!</p>Updated with the Dead Suns and Signal of Screams Adventure Paths, as well as Alien Archive 2!Chris Lambertz2018-12-07T17:03:22ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Additional Resources UpdatesChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2szrc&page=12?Additional-Resources-Updates#5592018-12-10T12:09:31Z2018-12-07T00:18:59Z<p>Additional Resources has been updated with the latest changes.</p>Additional Resources has been updated with the latest changes.Chris Lambertz2018-12-07T00:18:59ZRe: Forums: Customer Service: Adventure Paths PDF Interactive MapsChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42e3n?Adventure-Paths-PDF-Interactive-Maps#22018-12-04T17:49:55Z2018-12-04T17:49:55Z<p>Interactive Maps were not integrated into the Pathfinder Adventure Path line until 2011, starting with the Jade Regent Adventure Path. A handful of APs prior to Jade Regent have been updated with these maps, but at an "as it can be fit into the schedule" pace.</p>Interactive Maps were not integrated into the Pathfinder Adventure Path line until 2011, starting with the Jade Regent Adventure Path. A handful of APs prior to Jade Regent have been updated with these maps, but at an "as it can be fit into the schedule" pace.Chris Lambertz2018-12-04T17:49:55ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: New Avatar UpdatesChris Lambertzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cm9?New-Avatar-Updates#42018-12-06T18:37:08Z2018-11-30T17:16:14Z<p>Quick update!</p>
<p>No new avatars to announce, but wanted to give status: because of some exciting upcoming projects our next batch will be dropping next Friday, 12/7.</p>Quick update!
No new avatars to announce, but wanted to give status: because of some exciting upcoming projects our next batch will be dropping next Friday, 12/7.Chris Lambertz2018-11-30T17:16:14ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Can we have a forum algorithim that replaces swearing with the word "smurf"?Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s281?Can-we-have-a-forum-algorithim-that-replaces#402015-03-12T22:39:17Z2015-03-12T22:39:17Z<p>Smurf herders!</p>Smurf herders!Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2015-03-12T22:39:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=60?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#30002013-05-02T16:29:49Z2013-05-02T16:29:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">One-Of-Many wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">zylphryx wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vic Wertz wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sara Marie wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>robot chris: </b>starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android Welfare </blockquote>SPGRAW is not the best acronym. </blockquote>Yeah, but backwards it's WARGPS ... when the machines rise, they'll be able to locate all of us!! </blockquote><b>AFFIRMATIVE</b> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-bigger><b>:|</b></span>One-Of-Many wrote:zylphryx wrote: Vic Wertz wrote: Sara Marie wrote: robot chris: starting the Society for the Promotion of Golarion's Robot and Android Welfare
SPGRAW is not the best acronym. Yeah, but backwards it's WARGPS ... when the machines rise, they'll be able to locate all of us!! AFFIRMATIVE :|Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2013-05-02T16:29:49ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Minecraft adviceRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p6hl?Minecraft-advice#22012-11-21T00:35:35Z2012-11-21T00:35:35Z<p>I purchased and downloaded Minecraft for Mac directly from their website with little issue or hassle in about 5 minutes (though I can see having it tied to a steam account being convenient if you have one already) a couple of weeks ago. There are some alarming parts that I was not totally expecting (monsters attacking during the night in the world, and <a href="http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Enderman" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Endermen</a>, which make some really creepy sounds), but otherwise the game contains no blood or gore. This game does allow you to connect to multiplayer servers (provided you already have the server information) and there are no filters on text chat while in-game, however. I'd suggest doing a quick search for parental reviews of the game or checking their wiki for further information.</p>I purchased and downloaded Minecraft for Mac directly from their website with little issue or hassle in about 5 minutes (though I can see having it tied to a steam account being convenient if you have one already) a couple of weeks ago. There are some alarming parts that I was not totally expecting (monsters attacking during the night in the world, and Endermen, which make some really creepy sounds), but otherwise the game contains no blood or gore. This game does allow you to connect to...Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-11-21T00:35:35ZRe: Forums: Video Games: EarthBound-style roleplayingRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oxrb?EarthBoundstyle-roleplaying#52012-09-28T00:37:35Z2012-09-28T00:37:35Z<p>I feel this <a href="http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz2303?Deciding-on-a-system-that-fits-Earthbound" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">thread made by RoboHusband</a> might be useful to you.</p>I feel this thread made by RoboHusband might be useful to you.Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-09-28T00:37:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=36?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#17902012-11-07T02:02:27Z2012-08-19T00:43:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">JMD031 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Cosmo could not possibly have more than one heart and to be honest, that term is used in the loosest of fashions. See, Cosmo is actually a twin and his heart is actually his twin brother who hates all living things. He is plotting his revenge on the world as we speak.</p>
<p>Of course as I'm typing this I'm drunk, so I may or may not be fully capable of typing the truth right now. >.> </blockquote><p>THIS IS ALL ASSUMING COSMO IS HU-MAN.JMD031 wrote:Cosmo could not possibly have more than one heart and to be honest, that term is used in the loosest of fashions. See, Cosmo is actually a twin and his heart is actually his twin brother who hates all living things. He is plotting his revenge on the world as we speak.
Of course as I'm typing this I'm drunk, so I may or may not be fully capable of typing the truth right now. >.>
THIS IS ALL ASSUMING COSMO IS HU-MAN.Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-08-19T00:43:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Favorite alternate aliasesRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ooen&page=2?Favorite-alternate-aliases#912017-06-29T18:12:51Z2012-08-17T15:13:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Richard "Hamster" Hammond wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Rubit Chris wrote:</div><blockquote><p>THE STIG AND JEREMY CLARKSON ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE HU-MANS. I AM INCAPABLE OF BEING IRONIC.</p>
<p><span class=tiny>SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.</span> </blockquote>{<i>sulks</i>} </blockquote><p>PERHAPS IF THE HAMMOND HU-MAN WERE MORE THAN 16 INCHES TALL, WE COULD REGISTER IT'S SPEECH PATTERNS. WE OPERATE MORE EFFICIENTLY AT A HIGHER ELEVATION.Richard "Hamster" Hammond wrote:Rubit Chris wrote:THE STIG AND JEREMY CLARKSON ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE HU-MANS. I AM INCAPABLE OF BEING IRONIC.
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.
{sulks} PERHAPS IF THE HAMMOND HU-MAN WERE MORE THAN 16 INCHES TALL, WE COULD REGISTER IT'S SPEECH PATTERNS. WE OPERATE MORE EFFICIENTLY AT A HIGHER ELEVATION.Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-08-17T15:13:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Favorite alternate aliasesRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ooen&page=2?Favorite-alternate-aliases#872012-08-17T05:47:41Z2012-08-17T05:47:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Stig wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jeremy Clarkson wrote:</div><blockquote> This thread is rubbish. </blockquote></blockquote><p>THE STIG AND JEREMY CLARKSON ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE HU-MANS. I AM INCAPABLE OF BEING IRONIC.
<p><span class=tiny>SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.</span></p>The Stig wrote:Jeremy Clarkson wrote: This thread is rubbish.
THE STIG AND JEREMY CLARKSON ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE HU-MANS. I AM INCAPABLE OF BEING IRONIC. SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-08-17T05:47:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Favorite alternate aliasesRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ooen?Favorite-alternate-aliases#402012-08-18T00:17:38Z2012-08-16T17:42:30Z<p><a href="http://paizo.com/people/IHAVESTICKSTHROUGHMYHEAD" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Imma just leave this here.</a></p>Imma just leave this here.Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-08-16T17:42:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: ERMAHGERD! GERBLERNS!Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2on53?ERMAHGERD-GERBLERNS#112012-08-12T06:33:37Z2012-08-12T02:45:56Z<p>THIS THREAD IS INCREDIBLY SILLY.</p>THIS THREAD IS INCREDIBLY SILLY.Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-08-12T02:45:56ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Additional Resources UpdatesRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oi02?Additional-Resources-Updates#42012-07-19T21:16:53Z2012-07-19T21:16:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dragnmoon wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Chris Lambertz wrote:</div><blockquote> The <a href="http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/about" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Additional Resources</a> page has been updated with July releases and changes. </blockquote><p>Chris link is going to the wrong page.
<p><a href="http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/about/additionalResources" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Additional Resources</a></p>
<p>Edit: And thanks for the update! </blockquote><p>Curse these robot hands!Dragnmoon wrote:Chris Lambertz wrote: The Additional Resources page has been updated with July releases and changes.
Chris link is going to the wrong page. Additional Resources
Edit: And thanks for the update! Curse these robot hands!Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-07-19T21:16:53ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Chris Lambertz is from the future!Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o1qp?Chris-Lambertz-is-from-the-future#232012-05-04T16:35:09Z2012-05-03T16:38:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Liz Courts wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Callous Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> What about the morlocks? (Have they already infiltrated Customer Service?) </blockquote>Only if there isn't enough coffee. </blockquote><p>WE REQUIRE MORE COFFEE MATERIALSLiz Courts wrote:Callous Jack wrote: What about the morlocks? (Have they already infiltrated Customer Service?)
Only if there isn't enough coffee. WE REQUIRE MORE COFFEE MATERIALSRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-05-03T16:38:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Congrats to the Teters!!!Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nl6q&page=2?Congrats-to-the-Teters#982012-02-09T15:38:48Z2012-02-09T01:30:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sara Marie wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Michael (Mikey) was born about 10:30pm on Feb 6th</p>
<p>About 9 lbs 22 inches</p>
<p><a href="http://p.twimg.com/AlK_OCWCIAAoaPe.jpg:large" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">He's still a little skeptical of the outside world</a> </blockquote><p>D'aww. Ittle bitty fingers!Sara Marie wrote:Michael (Mikey) was born about 10:30pm on Feb 6th
About 9 lbs 22 inches
He's still a little skeptical of the outside world
D'aww. Ittle bitty fingers!Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-02-09T01:30:32ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Snowsplosion!Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ld0r&page=3?Snowsplosion#1092012-01-20T22:05:57Z2012-01-20T19:31:51Z<p>Being a superior robo-being, I made it into the office all week, and wrecked hav... I mean, stomped my to-do list into oblivion!</p>Being a superior robo-being, I made it into the office all week, and wrecked hav... I mean, stomped my to-do list into oblivion!Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-01-20T19:31:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=775?Deep-6-FaWtL#387462012-01-14T20:12:47Z2012-01-14T20:12:47Z<p><a href="http://instagr.am/p/hIdyb/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://instagr.am/p/hIdyb/</a> See!!!!!!</p>http://instagr.am/p/hIdyb/ See!!!!!!Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-01-14T20:12:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=775?Deep-6-FaWtL#387432012-01-14T20:08:23Z2012-01-14T20:08:23Z<p>I need to announce this to as many people as possible: IT'S SNOWING IN REDMOND!!!!!!!</p>I need to announce this to as many people as possible: IT'S SNOWING IN REDMOND!!!!!!!Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-01-14T20:08:23ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: [Community Project] Wayfinder #7 Call for ART SubmissionsRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ncyh?Community-Project-Wayfinder-7-Call-for-ART#32012-01-04T04:12:20Z2012-01-04T04:12:20Z<p>Is there a particular theme for this issue like there was for Wayfinder #6? Now that I have plenty of time to work on a submission, I'd like to give it a go :)</p>Is there a particular theme for this issue like there was for Wayfinder #6? Now that I have plenty of time to work on a submission, I'd like to give it a go :)Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2012-01-04T04:12:20ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Mythical Monsters Revisited (PFRPG)Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8pfw/discuss&page=3?Pathfinder-Campaign-Setting-Mythical-Monsters-Revisited#1262011-12-16T09:09:43Z2011-12-13T22:14:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lilith wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dark_Mistress wrote:</div><blockquote> OMG the baby Chimera is so Fing cute on page 7. </blockquote>Yeah, the cute pretty much broke our brains when we first saw the art. :D </blockquote><p>I am taking this moment to go: SQUEE EEE OMG BABY CHIMERA IS IT KILLING US ALL WITH CUTENESS BEAMS FROM IT'S SIX EYES!!!Lilith wrote:Dark_Mistress wrote: OMG the baby Chimera is so Fing cute on page 7.
Yeah, the cute pretty much broke our brains when we first saw the art. :D I am taking this moment to go: SQUEE EEE OMG BABY CHIMERA IS IT KILLING US ALL WITH CUTENESS BEAMS FROM IT'S SIX EYES!!!Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2011-12-13T22:14:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=10?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#4692011-10-27T19:03:28Z2011-10-27T19:03:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kajehase wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Cosmo wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc><i>We're big believers in Science around here:</i></span></p>
<p><b>Ross: </b>Well, crap. It's barely after nine AM. I'm already out of tea, and I still don't feel awake. I wonder if I'll get jittery if I brew another pot.</p>
<p><b>Red Chris: </b>possibly</p>
<p><b>Red Chris: </b>drinking water might help</p>
<p><b>Ross: </b>Might wake me up or make me less jittery?</p>
<p><b>Red Chris: </b>potentially both, being dehydrated can make you tired?</p>
<p><b>Red Chris: </b>that or you need electrolytes</p>
<p><b>Red Chris: </b>it's what plants crave</p>
<p><b>Ross: </b>I'll try water. If it doesn't work (or at least stall me until I wake up naturally,) then it'll be time to see if a second pot of tea is too much via the empirical method.</p>
<p><b>Ross: </b>For science!</p>
<p><b>Red Chris: </b>Science! </blockquote>Conclusion: Ross is a lightweight. </blockquote><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCAcJm7uJ_4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">FOR SCIENCE! AND HONOR!</a>Kajehase wrote:Cosmo wrote:We're big believers in Science around here:
Ross: Well, crap. It's barely after nine AM. I'm already out of tea, and I still don't feel awake. I wonder if I'll get jittery if I brew another pot.
Red Chris: possibly
Red Chris: drinking water might help
Ross: Might wake me up or make me less jittery?
Red Chris: potentially both, being dehydrated can make you tired?
Red Chris: that or you need electrolytes
Red Chris: it's what plants crave
Ross: I'll try water....Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2011-10-27T19:03:28ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: [Community Project] Wayfinder #6 Call for Art SubmissionsRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2myab?Community-Project-Wayfinder-6-Call-for-Art#202011-10-24T01:22:13Z2011-10-24T01:22:13Z<p>Hmm... I might be able to submit something, time permitting >.></p>Hmm... I might be able to submit something, time permitting >.>Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2011-10-24T01:22:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=9?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#4332011-10-23T20:20:09Z2011-10-22T17:39:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Conspiracy Buff wrote:</div><blockquote> LIES!!!! We all know that there is only one PMG, a massive, sentient program who has secretly come to dominate all life on Earth. ALL HAIL OUR BENEVOLENT DIGITAL OVERLORD! </blockquote><p>You caught me. It's true. We're all part of the collective.Conspiracy Buff wrote:LIES!!!! We all know that there is only one PMG, a massive, sentient program who has secretly come to dominate all life on Earth. ALL HAIL OUR BENEVOLENT DIGITAL OVERLORD!
You caught me. It's true. We're all part of the collective.Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2011-10-22T17:39:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Mordimer Jones, Action BadgerRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mzcm?Mordimer-Jones-Action-Badger#342011-10-17T23:01:47Z2011-10-14T15:33:58Z<p>ACTION BADGER UNIT KEEPS HU-MAN CHILDREN OFF THE STREETS AND PROMOTES COMMUNITY AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS.</p>ACTION BADGER UNIT KEEPS HU-MAN CHILDREN OFF THE STREETS AND PROMOTES COMMUNITY AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS.Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2011-10-14T15:33:58ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Beginner Box Heroes Miniatures SetRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/products/btpy8l52/discuss&page=6?Pathfinder-Beginner-Box-Heroes-Miniatures-Set#2722011-11-03T20:33:29Z2011-10-14T15:22:50Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Chris Ballard wrote:</div><blockquote> Will there be a pdf of this? :) </blockquote><p>HU-MAN IS HILARIOUS!Chris Ballard wrote:Will there be a pdf of this? :)
HU-MAN IS HILARIOUS!Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2011-10-14T15:22:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=4?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#1622017-01-18T01:20:13Z2011-08-18T18:47:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Cosmo wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Jeff: "I blame Chris."</p>
<p>Someone, in the other room: "Are we not blaming Cosmo?" </blockquote><p>DOES NOT COMPUTE. RESUBMIT QUERY.Cosmo wrote:Jeff: "I blame Chris."
Someone, in the other room: "Are we not blaming Cosmo?"
DOES NOT COMPUTE. RESUBMIT QUERY.Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2011-08-18T18:47:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Is Paizo Evil?Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mln7?Is-Paizo-Evil#72011-07-26T17:43:34Z2011-07-26T17:43:34Z<p>I AM NOT EVIL. I AM ROBOT.</p>I AM NOT EVIL. I AM ROBOT.Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2011-07-26T17:43:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dirt on my ceiling: Big deal or not?Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ml7g?Dirt-on-my-ceiling-Big-deal-or-not#32011-07-24T01:52:54Z2011-07-24T01:52:54Z<p>I SUGGEST YOU USE AN ALL PURPOSE CLEANER OR DILUTED VINEGAR SOLUTION.</p>
<p>PUNY HU-MAN.</p>I SUGGEST YOU USE AN ALL PURPOSE CLEANER OR DILUTED VINEGAR SOLUTION.
PUNY HU-MAN.Rubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2011-07-24T01:52:54ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Real Things to add to the Monster ManualRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mhl0?Real-Things-to-add-to-the-Monster-Manual#282011-07-07T23:24:24Z2011-07-07T23:24:24Z<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Geoducks</a> :D</p>Geoducks :DRubit Chris (alias of Chris Lambertz)2011-07-07T23:24:24Z