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83 posts. Alias of Urizen.


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WINNING!


I'm an f-16, bro!


Tiger blood. Duh, winning!

Dying is for fools. Amateurs.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Tip if that 12 year old boy grows up to be a geek, NEVER EVER PLAY trivial pursuit with him. You will never win.

Tell your boy to bring it. I’m going to win every moment. I'm an F-16, bro.


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Kryzbyn wrote:
With his outlook on winning, apparently he'd make a fine powergamer.

I’m on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front. So, the only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. Everyday.

Dying is for fools. Amateurs.


I'm also an F-18, bro.


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BluePigeon wrote:
Hey Charlie, you're in this months copy of Rolling Stone. I don't know. You know nothing about music.

I’m rolling out magic, bro. I’m just giving Rolling Stone what I guess they want, I just don’t know if they can handle it. I am special, and I will never be one of you. Pu#@ies.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Grand Magus wrote:

Are you going to watch Charlie Sheens' new TV show this week?

No.

I'm rolling out magic, bro. Sorry if my life is so much more b+*&+in’ than yours. I planned it that way. There's a reason I've had mad success doing comedy. I’m an F-18 bro.


That smells like winning to me.


Honey Badger and I got two things in common.

Winning and not giving a s#!t.

F-18 brofist.


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Can’t is the cancer of happen.


Good. Let’s talk about something exciting. Me. Pure and complete gnarly-isms. I’m an F-18 bro. I’ve spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry at my fingertips.

I’m rolling out magic, bro. I exposed people to magic. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.

Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.


A Paladin will tell you he'll lay down his sword. Really? Wow, dude's unarmed. WHACK. Dying is for fools. Amateurs. Here’s your cold coffee. Buh-bye. I dare you to keep up with me. Thought you were messing with one dude? Sorry, Paladin. We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

Winning. Everyday.


Paladins? Bring me a challenge. Somebody. I don't believe in Paladins. I believe in winning.

There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.


I post insane comments.


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meabolex wrote:

Yes

Charlie Sheen wrote:
These sad little trolls.
Hey Charlie, is beating a female goblin evil?

Only if she doesn't charge me for sex and doesn't snort my coke stash splayed out on the coffee table. Otherwise, it's a negotiable trick to be turned.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Charlie.... your still around?

These sad little trolls.


Yeah, I got off your mom. Gnarly gnarlingtons. Lost her on the way out the door.


Oh, these sad little trolls.


Aberzombie wrote:

Message from Charlie. Message as follows:

Glybrix agoo ewiuhf dsuso.

Tell him I feel the same way about Kutcher.


gnarly gnarlingtons.


Gnarly gnarlingtons. And gnarly you are not. I’m going to win every moment. I’ve spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. Without me, you wouldn't be in the spotlight. I don’t know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be me.

I'm done. It's on. Bring it.


Oh, you sad trolls.


You can tell Kutcher one thing. I own him. This contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power. Come on bro, I won best picture at 20.


His salary doesn't come close to mine. That show will be gone in a year without me. Duh, not winning.


If there's anyone that knows about winning, it's me. Duh!

This Sebastian guy has buttloads of adonis DNA.


I give that a rated G.

For Gnarly.


Duh, winning!


Gruumash . wrote:
Hmm seems interesting in here. I may stay a while. Did I hear something about winning?

Every day. Duh.


I exposed people to magic. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. I guess I’m just that g*dd*mn b*tchin’.


Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists. Let’s hook up and just bring fiery death. There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins. There’s my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait, can’t process it? LOSERS.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
But yeah, I think too many would-be proselytizers don't realize when they and/or their position isn't persuasive enough... and they they keep right on badgering their would-be convertee anyway. For example...

Duh, winning!


Ah, smells like winning!


Sebastian wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:

What would I do?

Hookers and blow...

Best fiscal advice ever.

It's a violent torpedo of truth. I'm living it and I'm winning it! Forget the rest of these sad trolls and their lottery ticket pipe dreams. I've cashed in and my tickets are being bought and everyone's lining up to see the main attraction. Stay tuned to the news because this meteorologist predicts a forecast of heavy snow this spring.

Blow and goddesses. Winning combo, duh!


Forget all this talk about edition wars. The only one that's winning? Me. Duh!


Duh, winning!


This warlock's in line for a new sitcom comedy gig. I'm comedy gold, bro. Banging and winning are a magical combination. Duh!


Bigby's Annoying Finger wrote:

TAIG! PULL ME!

Your turn.

I admit; that's winning!


Look at these sad trolls.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Moff had us at one word: GO!
Just thought that this was kind of funny.

Duh, winning!


Kryzbyn wrote:
I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but I think it maybe slightly against forum rules to create an alias for the express purpose of mocking a specific poster. Just maybe.

Trolls don't phase me. I wield a sword of winning +5.


Ebert? Loser. No match for this warlock.


Winning is how I roll banging seven gram rocks. Duh!


The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Dude won, what, 29 times? His name should be Eldritch Mr. Shiny Prizes.
NICE!

Duh, Winning!


winning!


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Tastes


Duh


Winning


Always

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