paizo.com Recent Posts by Charlie Bellpaizo.com Recent Posts by Charlie Bell2024-03-22T14:52:49Z2024-03-22T14:52:49ZRe: Forums: Skills, Feats, Equipment & Spells: Train Animal Skill Feat, does it have a use?Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2vd38?Train-Animal-Skill-Feat-does-it-have-a-use#52018-09-27T01:43:14Z2018-09-27T01:43:14Z<p>Train Animal... what would you say you do here?</p>Train Animal... what would you say you do here?Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2018-09-27T01:43:14ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Playtest Prerelease Discussion: Paizo Blog: First Look at the Pathfinder PlaytestCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lkl9&page=23?First-Look-at-the-Pathfinder-Playtest#11202018-03-08T17:52:01Z2018-03-08T17:52:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Logan Bonner wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Charlie Bell wrote:</div><blockquote> Let the past die. Kill it if you have to. </blockquote><p>Oh, you've been talking to •that• guy. The past isn't dying! All the amazing stuff from first edition is what got us here, and we're really focusing on preserving what made people love Pathfinder in the first place. One of the big tasks of the playtest is making sure the game still gives players the same feeling as playing Pathfinder. We're doing a lot of that "saving what we love" business.
<p>We want to show people new things too, and there are quite a few parts of the rules where we reached for the more extreme version of several options. Then, if people hate it, we can redirect for the final version. The playtest is by no means fully locked in as the final rules. </blockquote><p>I was just pop culture trolling. Mea culpa!Logan Bonner wrote:Charlie Bell wrote: Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.
Oh, you've been talking to *that* guy. The past isn't dying! All the amazing stuff from first edition is what got us here, and we're really focusing on preserving what made people love Pathfinder in the first place. One of the big tasks of the playtest is making sure the game still gives players the same feeling as playing Pathfinder. We're doing a lot of that "saving what we love" business. We want to show...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2018-03-08T17:52:01ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Playtest Prerelease Discussion: Paizo Blog: First Look at the Pathfinder PlaytestCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lkl9&page=9?First-Look-at-the-Pathfinder-Playtest#4202018-03-08T07:34:23Z2018-03-07T03:57:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">greyden1 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Please reach out to those with degrees in Philosophy (particularly logic) and English who play. I can name quite a few. We need more consistent language to avoid those RAW vs. RAI arguments. Hopefully some of the great work done in Starfinder will rub off into PF 2.0!
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</blockquote><p>...or a good lawyer! We have that same skill set.greyden1 wrote:Please reach out to those with degrees in Philosophy (particularly logic) and English who play. I can name quite a few. We need more consistent language to avoid those RAW vs. RAI arguments. Hopefully some of the great work done in Starfinder will rub off into PF 2.0!
...or a good lawyer! We have that same skill set.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2018-03-07T03:57:29ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Playtest Prerelease Discussion: Paizo Blog: First Look at the Pathfinder PlaytestCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lkl9&page=9?First-Look-at-the-Pathfinder-Playtest#4192018-03-07T18:39:52Z2018-03-07T03:56:20Z<p>Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.</p>Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2018-03-07T03:56:20ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Playtest Prerelease Discussion: Paizo Blog: First Look at the Pathfinder PlaytestCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lkl9&page=8?First-Look-at-the-Pathfinder-Playtest#3532018-04-06T08:00:27Z2018-03-07T02:25:02Z<p>But also, I hope PF2E does the following:</p>
<p><b>1. Jettison any complexity that gets in the way of play.</b> The challenges in the game should be bugbears and green slimes, not navigating the rules!
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<b>2. Fix character creation.</b> Make the PC rules robust enough that it's virtually impossible to create either a) a PC so gimped they can't contribute, or b) a PC so powerful they overshadow the whole group. You are smart designers and can figure out ways to differentiate without making them all mechanically identical! Get rid of trap options, feat taxes, and must-haves like Power Attack. Get rid of things that make 1 statistic do the work of multiple stats (e.g. oradin Cha shenanigans)... but let statistics do the work they should (e.g. rogue weapons should work using Dex without Weapon Finesse/Fencing Grace/Dervish Dance/etc.). Never make a class wait until mid-levels to "come online" - classes should function as envisioned from 1st level (e.g. druid shapeshifting).
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<b>3. Fix high-level play:</b> get rid of the buff-stacking and rocket-tag games.
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<b>4. Give us a robust conversion document</b> so we can easily convert past content to PF2E.
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4b. Make that conversion document robust enough that <b>the community can convert and share past PFS content</b> converted to 2E, and run it for credit. Don't abandon the old content! Crowdsource conversion so your PFS designers aren't trying to tackle it alone.
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<b>5. Don't try to make adversaries play by PC rules.</b> There are some things boss monsters need that should never, ever be in PC hands. In particular, absolute immunities (e.g. freedom of movement) and things that affect action economy (haste, dazes, etc.) should be really, really hard for PCs to get.
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<b>6. Fix magic items.</b> No magic item should ever be "required" for a PC's "build" to function. Make magic items feel special again. Put control over magic item acquisition back in the GM's hands, not the PCs'. It sounds like you've got a great start already on this one.</p>
<p>I've been with PF since alpha, but in the last couple years I have largely moved on to other games. If your team can pull off these things, you stand a great chance of getting back my business and time. I'm rooting for you!</p>But also, I hope PF2E does the following:
1. Jettison any complexity that gets in the way of play. The challenges in the game should be bugbears and green slimes, not navigating the rules!
2. Fix character creation. Make the PC rules robust enough that it's virtually impossible to create either a) a PC so gimped they can't contribute, or b) a PC so powerful they overshadow the whole group. You are smart designers and can figure out ways to differentiate without making them all mechanically...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2018-03-07T02:25:02ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Playtest Prerelease Discussion: Paizo Blog: First Look at the Pathfinder PlaytestCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lkl9&page=7?First-Look-at-the-Pathfinder-Playtest#3142018-03-17T05:04:18Z2018-03-07T01:47:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Charlie Bell wrote:</div><blockquote> I wonder if Starfinder will be to Pathfinder what Star Wars Saga Edition was to 4th Edition—an experiment with new mechanics as prelude to a new edition of the core product. </blockquote><p>CALLED IT in 2016 :DCharlie Bell wrote:I wonder if Starfinder will be to Pathfinder what Star Wars Saga Edition was to 4th Edition--an experiment with new mechanics as prelude to a new edition of the core product.
CALLED IT in 2016 :DCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2018-03-07T01:47:41ZRe: Forums: Giantslayer: Shadow of the Storm Tyrant (GM Reference)Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rvsg?Shadow-of-the-Storm-Tyrant#242018-02-16T16:34:41Z2018-02-16T16:34:41Z<p>On the bomb:</p>
<p>How come an explosion powerful enough to "[break] off an immense wedge of rock in the castle’s base . . . about 50,000 tons of shattered rock" and collapse multiple floors of the keep, when the walls have 2700 hp per 10 ft section. . .</p>
<p>. . . only does "12d6 points of fire damage and 12d6 points of bludgeoning damage to all creatures in the duct that are within 90 feet of the bomb"?</p>
<p>PCs should be instantly vaporized, no save, by an explosion that could fell the cloud castle.</p>On the bomb:
How come an explosion powerful enough to "[break] off an immense wedge of rock in the castle’s base . . . about 50,000 tons of shattered rock" and collapse multiple floors of the keep, when the walls have 2700 hp per 10 ft section. . .
. . . only does "12d6 points of fire damage and 12d6 points of bludgeoning damage to all creatures in the duct that are within 90 feet of the bomb"?
PCs should be instantly vaporized, no save, by an explosion that could fell the cloud castle.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2018-02-16T16:34:41ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Paizo Blog: Leaders in Liberty 2Galengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lk9d?Leaders-in-Liberty-2#392017-11-17T06:23:05Z2017-11-16T15:41:30Z<p>You had me at "verbally sniping" with Zarta Dralneen.</p>You had me at "verbally sniping" with Zarta Dralneen.Galengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2017-11-16T15:41:30ZRe: Forums: Savage Tide Adventure Path: Starting Savage Tide at higher levelsCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4k4?Starting-Savage-Tide-at-higher-levels#92017-01-23T04:11:45Z2017-01-23T04:11:45Z<p>You'll want to do something to establish Vanthus as a recurring villain. Maybe some survivor describes how Lavinia's brother unleashed the shadow pearl to destroy their base of operations and abducted Lavinia. Where you're starting is a point in the AP where the PCs don't actually know how to find Lavinia; they need to use divination magic to get some clues so maybe a <i>vision</i> spell or something like that shows them Vanthus destroying the base/kidnapping Lavinia.</p>You'll want to do something to establish Vanthus as a recurring villain. Maybe some survivor describes how Lavinia's brother unleashed the shadow pearl to destroy their base of operations and abducted Lavinia. Where you're starting is a point in the AP where the PCs don't actually know how to find Lavinia; they need to use divination magic to get some clues so maybe a vision spell or something like that shows them Vanthus destroying the base/kidnapping Lavinia.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2017-01-23T04:11:45ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Adventure Path: General Discussion: Classic AP?Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4wm?Classic-AP#62017-01-23T19:10:52Z2017-01-23T03:51:51Z<p>Runelords is the definitive classic AP. About as railroady as you would expect from the archetypal AP.</p>Runelords is the definitive classic AP. About as railroady as you would expect from the archetypal AP.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2017-01-23T03:51:51ZForums: Website Feedback: Request: multiple downloads on My DownloadsCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2bk?Request-multiple-downloads-on-My-Downloads#12022-06-03T22:32:49Z2016-12-10T03:26:56Z<p>I just bought Owen's RGG Bundle. 200 PDFs for $30 is great. Downloading each PDF one at a time on My Downloads? Not so great.</p>
<p>I'd like a way to download multiple files in one big batch rather than downloading singly. Maybe through a check box mechanism that would batch watermark them and put them in one big zip file.</p>
<p>Another solid option would be a button to deliver the file to a Dropbox account instead of downloading it directly. As an example, DTRPG/RPGNow has this function, which I find quite handy.</p>
<p>Finally, fwiw, the thing that auto-initiates a download after 5 seconds is annoying. I don't want to automatically download a thing to my default downloads folder, I want to right click a link to download it to the place I keep all my Pathfinder stuff. The auto download function makes me either cancel it or navigate to a different folder <i>every time</i>. Which is not a problem if I'm downloading 1 file. If I'm downloading a whole AP, or Owen's RGG bundle, a bunch of extra fiddling for each download gets old fast.</p>I just bought Owen's RGG Bundle. 200 PDFs for $30 is great. Downloading each PDF one at a time on My Downloads? Not so great.
I'd like a way to download multiple files in one big batch rather than downloading singly. Maybe through a check box mechanism that would batch watermark them and put them in one big zip file.
Another solid option would be a button to deliver the file to a Dropbox account instead of downloading it directly. As an example, DTRPG/RPGNow has this function, which I find...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-12-10T03:26:56ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: I'm starting to think pathfinder 2.0 should happenCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u1uj&page=3?Im-starting-to-think-pathfinder-20-should-happen#1382016-12-19T02:10:28Z2016-12-03T21:48:49Z<p>I wonder if Starfinder will be to Pathfinder what Star Wars Saga Edition was to 4th Edition—an experiment with new mechanics as prelude to a new edition of the core product.</p>I wonder if Starfinder will be to Pathfinder what Star Wars Saga Edition was to 4th Edition--an experiment with new mechanics as prelude to a new edition of the core product.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-12-03T21:48:49ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: #level20problemsCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tva8&page=3?level20problems#1292016-12-01T00:35:55Z2016-11-22T17:46:28Z<p>The rest of my graduating class is now 20 years younger than I am. #level20problems #createdemiplanegreater #timelessplanartrait #allthetimeintheworld</p>The rest of my graduating class is now 20 years younger than I am. #level20problems #createdemiplanegreater #timelessplanartrait #allthetimeintheworldCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-11-22T17:46:28ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: #level20problemsCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tva8&page=3?level20problems#1222016-11-18T04:36:12Z2016-11-17T21:48:51Z<p>Lost initiative. #level20problems #notevenonce</p>
<p>6 staves and only 1 <i>glove of storing</i> #level20problems</p>
<p>Beat random encounter. Accidentally the whole ecosystem. #level20problems</p>Lost initiative. #level20problems #notevenonce
6 staves and only 1 glove of storing #level20problems
Beat random encounter. Accidentally the whole ecosystem. #level20problemsCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-11-17T21:48:51ZRe: Forums: Advice: Increasing bow range.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u0s2?Increasing-bow-range#132016-11-17T20:49:00Z2016-11-17T20:49:00Z<p>Nice! We built an airship in my Kingmaker game, crewed by a Medium army of alchemists. Bombs away!</p>
<p>Even so, I have been playing PF since there was a PF and I can count on two hands the number of encounters where I've seen somebody take a range penalty with a composite longbow. It usually happens when someone's taking a last shot or two at a fleeing flying opponent.</p>Nice! We built an airship in my Kingmaker game, crewed by a Medium army of alchemists. Bombs away!
Even so, I have been playing PF since there was a PF and I can count on two hands the number of encounters where I've seen somebody take a range penalty with a composite longbow. It usually happens when someone's taking a last shot or two at a fleeing flying opponent.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-11-17T20:49:00ZRe: Forums: Advice: Increasing bow range.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u0s2?Increasing-bow-range#112016-11-17T20:17:07Z2016-11-17T20:17:07Z<p>One elegant way to do what you want to do is Expert Sniper + Master Sniper + sniper goggles + Stealth skill unlocks. It's a big investment, but ultimately lets you snipe 2 shots per round with no penalty to your Stealth check.</p>
<p>CBDunkerson rightly notes that any distance that gives your enemies Perception penalties to notice you also gives you penalties to notice them. Boosting Perception and Stealth help you stay on top of that contest.</p>
<p>It's also true that in most games, situations where you can bring long-range options into play are quite rare. Most combat takes place on a map that can fit on a table, limiting ranges to generally within 150 ft. - the second range increment for a longbow. This also means that if it's on the same map as you, you're taking at most a -15 penalty to Perception checks for distance.</p>One elegant way to do what you want to do is Expert Sniper + Master Sniper + sniper goggles + Stealth skill unlocks. It's a big investment, but ultimately lets you snipe 2 shots per round with no penalty to your Stealth check.
CBDunkerson rightly notes that any distance that gives your enemies Perception penalties to notice you also gives you penalties to notice them. Boosting Perception and Stealth help you stay on top of that contest.
It's also true that in most games, situations where...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-11-17T20:17:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Jack Chick RIPJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tz9c?Jack-Chick-RIP#282016-10-25T22:57:44Z2016-10-25T14:14:44Z<p>Rumors of my demise are, sadly, no longer exaggerated.</p>Rumors of my demise are, sadly, no longer exaggerated.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-10-25T14:14:44ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Your personal Top 3 classesCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tq0q&page=3?Your-personal-Top-3-classes#1392016-09-27T14:31:16Z2016-09-27T14:31:16Z<p>Best designed classes:
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1. Oracle - so many different ways you can build one, and they all feel very different.
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2. Bard - a wealth of archetypes that take the stock bard, which is amazing on its own, into very different directions.
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3. Kineticist - all of the elements feel very different in play. It's like 5+ classes in one.</p>
<p>Favorite classes to play:
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1. Bard
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2. Wizard
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3. Ranger</p>Best designed classes:
1. Oracle - so many different ways you can build one, and they all feel very different.
2. Bard - a wealth of archetypes that take the stock bard, which is amazing on its own, into very different directions.
3. Kineticist - all of the elements feel very different in play. It's like 5+ classes in one.
Favorite classes to play:
1. Bard
2. Wizard
3. RangerCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-09-27T14:31:16ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Tired buildsCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tudw&page=2?Tired-builds#612016-08-17T16:39:56Z2016-08-17T03:58:09Z<p>Dervish Dancing shocking grasp magus with a string of pearls of power
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Kitsune fey sorc
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Any zen archer</p>Dervish Dancing shocking grasp magus with a string of pearls of power
Kitsune fey sorc
Any zen archerCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-08-17T03:58:09ZRe: Forums: Advice: Soloing a campaignCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tsvg?Soloing-a-campaign#272016-07-26T03:02:43Z2016-07-26T03:02:12Z<p>Go asymmetric, go Hard Mode. Rogue and stealth pull/kill all the things a la original Baldur's Gate.</p>Go asymmetric, go Hard Mode. Rogue and stealth pull/kill all the things a la original Baldur's Gate.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-07-26T03:02:12ZRe: Forums: GM Discussion: How do I Become A GM For Society Play?Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tscb?How-do-I-Become-A-GM-For-Society-Play#92016-07-16T01:57:23Z2016-07-16T01:57:23Z<p>Here's how you start your own event if you can't find a local one: <a href="http://paizo.com/download/pathfinder/PFSOneSheet.zip" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">click this link</a></p>Here's how you start your own event if you can't find a local one: click this linkCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-07-16T01:57:23ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Why is Ray of Enfeeblement fort for half?Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2trfd?Why-is-Ray-of-Enfeeblement-fort-for-half#462016-07-12T20:53:00Z2016-07-12T20:53:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Cerwin wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Menacing Shade of mauve wrote:</div><blockquote> TL;DR: Strength penalty doesn't recalculate carrying capacity and can't drop a creature. </blockquote>Strength damage can absolutely drop a low strength wizard. If you take ability damage equal to or greater than your score in that ability you fall unconscious until the damage is healed. So you hit a wizard with 8 str a couple times they are out of the fight. </blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">ray of enfeeblement wrote:</div><blockquote>The subject takes a <b>penalty</b> to Strength equal to 1d6+1 per two caster levels (maximum 1d6+5). The subject's Strength score cannot drop below 1.</blockquote><p><i>Ray of enfeeblement</i> doesn't do STR damage.Cerwin wrote:Menacing Shade of mauve wrote: TL;DR: Strength penalty doesn't recalculate carrying capacity and can't drop a creature.
Strength damage can absolutely drop a low strength wizard. If you take ability damage equal to or greater than your score in that ability you fall unconscious until the damage is healed. So you hit a wizard with 8 str a couple times they are out of the fight. ray of enfeeblement wrote:The subject takes a penalty to Strength equal to 1d6+1 per two caster levels...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-07-12T20:53:00ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: What is a good module for newer players?Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ts3d?What-is-a-good-module-for-newer-players#62016-07-13T01:48:09Z2016-07-12T14:36:08Z<p>Crypt of the Everflame is the classic new players' module.</p>Crypt of the Everflame is the classic new players' module.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-07-12T14:36:08ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: What is the highest level of pc's you will run in a game ?Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tq1f?What-is-the-highest-level-of-pcs-you-will-run#192016-06-19T01:58:13Z2016-06-19T01:58:13Z<p>Just curious—what 7th level spells have given the posters upthread issues?</p>
<p>OT: level 20. But high level play is like dessert—love it, especially after a hearty meal, but it'd make me sick if it was all I ate :)</p>Just curious--what 7th level spells have given the posters upthread issues?
OT: level 20. But high level play is like dessert--love it, especially after a hearty meal, but it'd make me sick if it was all I ate :)Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-06-19T01:58:13ZRe: Forums: Advice: Dealing with a player who threatens to party-ditch.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tpy0?Dealing-with-a-player-who-threatens-to#172016-06-14T20:32:13Z2016-06-11T14:49:12Z<p>bye felicia</p>bye feliciaCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-06-11T14:49:12ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Sell Me a StaffCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tok8&page=2?Sell-Me-a-Staff#522016-05-26T23:32:54Z2016-05-26T23:32:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Letric wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Charlie Bell wrote:</div><blockquote><p> The extra nice thing about some staves is that they cast spells that would ordinarily use expensive material components, but are charged with spells that don't need expensive material components.</p>
<p>For example, <i>staff of life</i> casts <i>raise dead</i> without a 5000gp diamond, but is charged with <i>heal</i>.</p>
<p>Staves are also especially good for spells that are highly level-dependent and might require frequent use. <i>Dispel magic</i> is a good example, and one that's hard to find on a printed staff (<i>staff of abjuration</i> and <i>staff of the magi</i>, iirc). When you need a dispel, you need it right now, you want the dispel check as high as possible, and you want to be able to cast it a few times in case the dispel check fails. That's perfect for a staff. </blockquote><p>You're kidding right? Staff of Life is 109k. I could basically cast 20 Raise Dead before breaking even.
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If I need that many raise dead, there's a huge problem in the party. </blockquote><p>It's not something you'd craft at 11th level, it's something you might consider keeping if you found it in treasure at 17th. In high level games, sometimes you lose at rocket tag. Also <i>heal</i> on tap is pretty handy at that level.Letric wrote:Charlie Bell wrote:The extra nice thing about some staves is that they cast spells that would ordinarily use expensive material components, but are charged with spells that don't need expensive material components.
For example, staff of life casts raise dead without a 5000gp diamond, but is charged with heal.
Staves are also especially good for spells that are highly level-dependent and might require frequent use. Dispel magic is a good example, and one that's hard to find on a...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-26T23:32:54ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Sell Me a StaffCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tok8?Sell-Me-a-Staff#352016-05-25T17:42:51Z2016-05-25T17:42:51Z<p>The extra nice thing about some staves is that they cast spells that would ordinarily use expensive material components, but are charged with spells that don't need expensive material components.</p>
<p>For example, <i>staff of life</i> casts <i>raise dead</i> without a 5000gp diamond, but is charged with <i>heal</i>.</p>
<p>Staves are also especially good for spells that are highly level-dependent and might require frequent use. <i>Dispel magic</i> is a good example, and one that's hard to find on a printed staff (<i>staff of abjuration</i> and <i>staff of the magi</i>, iirc). When you need a dispel, you need it right now, you want the dispel check as high as possible, and you want to be able to cast it a few times in case the dispel check fails. That's perfect for a staff.</p>The extra nice thing about some staves is that they cast spells that would ordinarily use expensive material components, but are charged with spells that don't need expensive material components.
For example, staff of life casts raise dead without a 5000gp diamond, but is charged with heal.
Staves are also especially good for spells that are highly level-dependent and might require frequent use. Dispel magic is a good example, and one that's hard to find on a printed staff (staff of...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-25T17:42:51ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paladin is the only Full BAB class with a good will save and that makes me a sad panda.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2toha?Paladin-is-the-only-Full-BAB-class-with-a#342016-05-24T01:42:34Z2016-05-24T01:42:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">TriOmegaZero wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Claxon wrote:</div><blockquote>Reflex saves...are usually just to halve damage. </blockquote>Until you get hit with icy prison or chains of light. </blockquote><p>Or dazing fireball.
<p>On topic, a 1 or 2 level dip in sohei monk is amazing for almost any martial. Bunch of bonus feats, +3 to all saves, and always act in the surprise round? Yes please.</p>TriOmegaZero wrote:Claxon wrote:Reflex saves...are usually just to halve damage.
Until you get hit with icy prison or chains of light. Or dazing fireball. On topic, a 1 or 2 level dip in sohei monk is amazing for almost any martial. Bunch of bonus feats, +3 to all saves, and always act in the surprise round? Yes please.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-24T01:42:34ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Ultimate Equipment updateCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2to90&page=2?Ultimate-Equipment-update#772016-05-24T01:48:29Z2016-05-20T14:45:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CraziFuzzy wrote:</div><blockquote> Well at least the fixed the prices of the Mithral Pot and Mithral Waffle Iron. </blockquote><p>Ninja'd so hard. That mithral waffle iron has really caused some serious disruption in my game.
<p>:p</p>CraziFuzzy wrote:Well at least the fixed the prices of the Mithral Pot and Mithral Waffle Iron.
Ninja'd so hard. That mithral waffle iron has really caused some serious disruption in my game. :pCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-20T14:45:48ZRe: Forums: Advice: Looking to Name a Big Pile of GarbageCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tnv8?Looking-to-Name-a-Big-Pile-of-Garbage#322016-05-16T03:12:24Z2016-05-16T03:12:24Z<p>Birdturgle.
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Craptasticus.
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The Comments.</p>Birdturgle.
Craptasticus.
The Comments.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-16T03:12:24ZRe: Forums: Advice: "Ignore me!" Problems with an ultra high AC.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pvi7&page=3?Ignore-me-Problems-with-an-ultra-high-AC#1202016-05-12T22:38:49Z2016-05-12T22:38:49Z<p><i>desecrate</i></p>desecrateThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-12T22:38:49ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Arcane strike and WeirdwordsCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tnnj?Arcane-strike-and-Weirdwords#72016-05-12T21:50:55Z2016-05-12T21:50:55Z<p>You can ignore the FAQ all you like, but it's there in black and white.</p>You can ignore the FAQ all you like, but it's there in black and white.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-12T21:50:55ZRe: Forums: Advice: How powerful do you feel Greater Invisibility is as a buff?Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tnpl?How-powerful-do-you-feel-Greater-Invisibility#122016-05-12T20:48:07Z2016-05-12T20:48:07Z<p>The reason people say greater invis isn't good for summoners is because regular invis is better. Summoners generally do not do things that would break regular invis: they summon and buff. Since regular invis lasts longer, it's better as long as you're not breaking it.</p>
<p>Greater invis is a fantastic offensive buff to a sneak attacker, and it's a solid defensive buff to "glass cannon" PCs whose attacks would break regular invis, especially PCs who also fly and used ranged attacks or spells. Flight gets around tremorsense, and ranged attacks can put you outside the range of things like blindsense and blindsight. <i>See invisibility</i>, of course, has no range limit, but enemies that can use it are fairly rare.</p>The reason people say greater invis isn't good for summoners is because regular invis is better. Summoners generally do not do things that would break regular invis: they summon and buff. Since regular invis lasts longer, it's better as long as you're not breaking it.
Greater invis is a fantastic offensive buff to a sneak attacker, and it's a solid defensive buff to "glass cannon" PCs whose attacks would break regular invis, especially PCs who also fly and used ranged attacks or spells....Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-12T20:48:07ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Arcane strike and WeirdwordsCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tnnj?Arcane-strike-and-Weirdwords#52016-05-12T20:35:37Z2016-05-12T20:35:37Z<p>No, the confirmation comes from <a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/faq/v5748nruor1fm#v5748eaic9oag" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this FAQ:</a></p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">FAQ wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Ray: Do rays count as weapons for the purpose of spells and effects that affect weapons?</p>
<p>Yes. (See also this FAQ item for a similar question about rays and weapon feats.)</p>
<p>For example, a bard's inspire courage says it affects "weapon damage rolls," which is worded that way so don't try to add the bonus to a spell like fireball. However, rays are treated as weapons, whether they're from spells, a monster ability, a class ability, or some other source, so the inspire courage bonus applies to ray attack rolls and ray damage rolls.</p>
<p>The same rule applies to weapon-like spells such as flame blade, mage's sword, and spiritual weapon—effects that affect weapons work on these spells.</blockquote><p>Arcane Strike is an effect that affects weapons, therefore, it affects rays.
<p>It's a separate question whether or not the FAQ'd Weird Words ability is a ray—not all ranged touch attacks are rays.</p>No, the confirmation comes from this FAQ:
FAQ wrote:Ray: Do rays count as weapons for the purpose of spells and effects that affect weapons?
Yes. (See also this FAQ item for a similar question about rays and weapon feats.)
For example, a bard's inspire courage says it affects "weapon damage rolls," which is worded that way so don't try to add the bonus to a spell like fireball. However, rays are treated as weapons, whether they're from spells, a monster ability, a class ability, or some...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-12T20:35:37ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Detect Magic and finding an illusory wallCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tnob?Detect-Magic-and-finding-an-illusory-wall#222016-05-12T16:41:39Z2016-05-12T16:41:39Z<p>quibblemuch, I agree with The Raven Black here. <i>Detect magic</i> would count as interaction when determining whether or not you get a Will save to see through the illusion, but that Will save would not determine whether or not <i>detect magic</i> would detect the presence of illusion magic. As ProfPotts mentioned, that's the point of <i>magic aura</i>.</p>
<p>Clever illusionists get around this by obscuring the auras of their illusions with other magical auras; <i>detect magic</i> notes: "Magical areas, multiple types of magic, or strong local magical emanations may distort or conceal weaker auras."</p>quibblemuch, I agree with The Raven Black here. Detect magic would count as interaction when determining whether or not you get a Will save to see through the illusion, but that Will save would not determine whether or not detect magic would detect the presence of illusion magic. As ProfPotts mentioned, that's the point of magic aura.
Clever illusionists get around this by obscuring the auras of their illusions with other magical auras; detect magic notes: "Magical areas, multiple types of...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-12T16:41:39ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Detect Magic and finding an illusory wallCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tnob?Detect-Magic-and-finding-an-illusory-wall#62016-05-12T01:13:21Z2016-05-12T01:13:21Z<p>It isn't changing the rules to say that <i>detect magic</i> counts as interaction, because the rules for illusions don't define interaction.</p>It isn't changing the rules to say that detect magic counts as interaction, because the rules for illusions don't define interaction.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-12T01:13:21ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Detect Magic and finding an illusory wallCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tnob?Detect-Magic-and-finding-an-illusory-wall#42016-05-12T01:00:09Z2016-05-12T01:00:09Z<p>quibblemuch, that's a reasonable way to rule it. <i>Detect magic</i> should count as interaction.</p>
<p>Now if you are detecting illusion magic from a wall, and you suspect it's an illusion but still fail your save, you can always try to walk through it. PRD: "A character faced with proof that an illusion isn't real needs no saving throw." Walking through a wall is pretty clear proof that it isn't real.</p>quibblemuch, that's a reasonable way to rule it. Detect magic should count as interaction.
Now if you are detecting illusion magic from a wall, and you suspect it's an illusion but still fail your save, you can always try to walk through it. PRD: "A character faced with proof that an illusion isn't real needs no saving throw." Walking through a wall is pretty clear proof that it isn't real.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-12T01:00:09ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Bloodrager Arcane Archer (Rate it?)Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tnln?Bloodrager-Arcane-Archer#92016-05-11T20:42:23Z2016-05-11T20:42:23Z<p>Also, the ability to make your arrows magical is not the gold saver you think, because you don't need magic arrows, only a magic bow. PRD: "Ammunition fired from a projectile weapon with an enhancement bonus of +1 or higher is treated as a magic weapon for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction. Similarly, ammunition fired from a projectile weapon with an alignment gains the alignment of that projectile weapon."</p>Also, the ability to make your arrows magical is not the gold saver you think, because you don't need magic arrows, only a magic bow. PRD: "Ammunition fired from a projectile weapon with an enhancement bonus of +1 or higher is treated as a magic weapon for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction. Similarly, ammunition fired from a projectile weapon with an alignment gains the alignment of that projectile weapon."Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-11T20:42:23ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: 'Easy Mode' Option for PFSCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tneg&page=2?Easy-Mode-Option-for-PFS#882016-05-09T17:41:21Z2016-05-09T17:14:40Z<p>Even under Run As Written, GMs have the leeway to softball scenarios for an effective easy mode—far more leeway to make it easier, in fact, than to make it harder. That's why hard mode is useful and easy mode is not.</p>Even under Run As Written, GMs have the leeway to softball scenarios for an effective easy mode--far more leeway to make it easier, in fact, than to make it harder. That's why hard mode is useful and easy mode is not.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-09T17:14:40ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Best all rounder?Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tnbk?Best-all-rounder#132016-05-07T19:39:42Z2016-05-07T19:39:42Z<p>A ranger with a trait for Diplomacy can be a very effective jack-of-all-trades and master-of-combat. Good skill points, scouting ability, 4-level spellcasting that opens up a lot of staple healing and utility spells for wand/scroll use.</p>
<p>Aelryinth is correct about bards, too, but also do not underestimate a bard built for melee or (especially) archery. They can more than adequately hold their own, especially at the upper levels with buffs like <i>dance of 1000 cuts</i>. And protip: past 7th level, smart bards use <i>extended good hope</i> instead of <i>heroism</i> because it also buffs damage and works for the whole party.</p>
<p>Inquisitor is an effective generalist right out of the box, and combat specialist when fully buffed—but they can't do that for every combat.</p>A ranger with a trait for Diplomacy can be a very effective jack-of-all-trades and master-of-combat. Good skill points, scouting ability, 4-level spellcasting that opens up a lot of staple healing and utility spells for wand/scroll use.
Aelryinth is correct about bards, too, but also do not underestimate a bard built for melee or (especially) archery. They can more than adequately hold their own, especially at the upper levels with buffs like dance of 1000 cuts. And protip: past 7th level,...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-07T19:39:42ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: [RGG] Talented Bestiary Kickstarter!Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tm9m&page=2?RGG-Talented-Bestiary-Kickstarter#512016-05-04T21:08:07Z2016-05-04T21:08:07Z<p>If I'd had this book, I might have broken out of the Top 16 :)</p>
<p>Seriously, monster design is Master's level stuff as far as Pathfinder goes. This product provides a more robust system than what we have in the Bestiary, allowing designers to balance a bunch of weird special abilities against the basic attack and defense values in the Monster Statistics by CR table. In other words, it simplifies and quantifies what would otherwise be a difficult and qualitative design process. Indispensable if you want to create or modify monsters, or learn about how to design and balance monsters in Pathfinder.</p>If I'd had this book, I might have broken out of the Top 16 :)
Seriously, monster design is Master's level stuff as far as Pathfinder goes. This product provides a more robust system than what we have in the Bestiary, allowing designers to balance a bunch of weird special abilities against the basic attack and defense values in the Monster Statistics by CR table. In other words, it simplifies and quantifies what would otherwise be a difficult and qualitative design process. Indispensable if...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-04T21:08:07ZRe: Forums: Paizo Events: [PaizoCon 2016] Green Blood on a Black Rock 4716 - Friday morning, 8:00 am-1:00 pm, 2016Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/events/v5748mkg0bi8m#72016-05-16T01:31:16Z2016-05-02T18:30:22Z<p>Yes please, somebody live tweet or FB post this! GREEN BLOOD! BLACK ROCK!</p>Yes please, somebody live tweet or FB post this! GREEN BLOOD! BLACK ROCK!Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-02T18:30:22ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Weird ridiculous characters we all secretly want to playCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tkhx?Weird-ridiculous-characters-we-all-secretly#482016-05-01T18:39:11Z2016-05-01T18:39:11Z<p>Mephit kineticist.</p>Mephit kineticist.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-05-01T18:39:11ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Tactics for the Mindless UndeadCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tmt9?Tactics-for-the-Mindless-Undead#272016-04-30T17:35:00Z2016-04-30T17:35:00Z<p>You won't find anything about mindless undead tactics in the rules. They have no Intelligence score. Fight accordingly as you interpret that; expect table variation.</p>You won't find anything about mindless undead tactics in the rules. They have no Intelligence score. Fight accordingly as you interpret that; expect table variation.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-04-30T17:35:00ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Why Is Evil Being Good So Important To Some People...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tm2g&page=9?Why-Is-Evil-Being-Good-So-Important-To-Some#4282016-04-28T21:58:46Z2016-04-28T20:40:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">bugleyman wrote:</div><blockquote> This entire thread is a catastrophic case of people talking past one another. Note to self: Alignment threads BAD. </blockquote><p>Would you say that alignment threads are... [evil]? YEEEAAAAHHHHHbugleyman wrote:This entire thread is a catastrophic case of people talking past one another. Note to self: Alignment threads BAD.
Would you say that alignment threads are... [evil]? YEEEAAAAHHHHHCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-04-28T20:40:41ZRe: Forums: Advice: Your a level 20 wizard. You have three minutes to save the world.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tmlq?Your-a-level-20-wizard-You-have-three-minutes#422016-04-28T22:00:20Z2016-04-28T17:14:27Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tacticslion wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Charlie Bell wrote:</div><blockquote> b) WBL wasn't a constraint, and c) no custom magic items, spells, etc.</blockquote><p>Okay, here's another chain-gate, if this isn't an issue.
<p>Grab an N/I number of <i>candles of invocation</i> with a lawful good alignment (Core Rulebook, any page). Follow the instructions I wrote in my first chain-gate post in this thread. ENJOY~! :D </blockquote><p>You couldn't activate all the candles yourself in time, but your 163 followers +cohort could each gate-burn one. That'd give you enough of a head start on the power curve to get it done.Tacticslion wrote:Charlie Bell wrote: b) WBL wasn't a constraint, and c) no custom magic items, spells, etc.
Okay, here's another chain-gate, if this isn't an issue. Grab an N/I number of candles of invocation with a lawful good alignment (Core Rulebook, any page). Follow the instructions I wrote in my first chain-gate post in this thread. ENJOY~! :D You couldn't activate all the candles yourself in time, but your 163 followers +cohort could each gate-burn one. That'd give you enough of a...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-04-28T17:14:27ZRe: Forums: Advice: Your a level 20 wizard. You have three minutes to save the world.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tmlq?Your-a-level-20-wizard-You-have-three-minutes#362016-04-28T14:06:32Z2016-04-28T14:06:32Z<p>I think there are some faulty assumptions in some of the answers. 1) I seriously doubt there's an in-flight abort button somewhere. 2) Time of flight for most of these weapons will be substantially more than 3 minutes, so a 3 minute timeline means you can't simply destroy them at launch. You will be destroying them as they descend toward their targets, maybe even after MIRV warheads have deployed.</p>
<p>I also understood as part of the constraints that a) you didn't have unlimited time prior to the event to e.g., make simulacra, b) WBL wasn't a constraint, and c) no custom magic items, spells, etc. (which would also preclude time travel).</p>I think there are some faulty assumptions in some of the answers. 1) I seriously doubt there's an in-flight abort button somewhere. 2) Time of flight for most of these weapons will be substantially more than 3 minutes, so a 3 minute timeline means you can't simply destroy them at launch. You will be destroying them as they descend toward their targets, maybe even after MIRV warheads have deployed.
I also understood as part of the constraints that a) you didn't have unlimited time prior to...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-04-28T14:06:32ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Why Is Evil Being Good So Important To Some People...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tm2g&page=8?Why-Is-Evil-Being-Good-So-Important-To-Some#3692016-05-04T01:43:05Z2016-04-28T02:54:52Z<p>I'm amused that objective morality would shatter anyone's verisimilitude in a game with literal gods and demons.</p>I'm amused that objective morality would shatter anyone's verisimilitude in a game with literal gods and demons.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-04-28T02:54:52ZRe: Forums: Advice: Your a level 20 wizard. You have three minutes to save the world.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tmlq?Your-a-level-20-wizard-You-have-three-minutes#112016-04-28T19:08:06Z2016-04-28T02:30:58Z<p>There are essentially 2 methods. 1) stopping the nukes, 2) protecting the targets.</p>
<p>1) 15,000 nukes / 30 rounds = 500 nukes per round. Impossible under given parameters. About as close as you could get would be if you had max Leadership, 163 followers +1 cohort, all of a race with flight and rings of telekinesis. You spend all your rounds teleporting them into low orbit to use their rings of telekinesis to kinetic kill the nukes and hope fratricide will destroy more than one nuke per follower per round. Problematic because 3 minutes remaining means that the nukes are way close to detonation, therefore more dispersed geographically, so fratricide is less likely. Also fallout would prob still wipe out all life, it'd just take longer.</p>
<p>2) 15,000 nukes with MIRV warheads = 15k x ?? targets. Also impossible.</p>
<p>But tbh reacting to a worst case scenario is not how wizards operate. Preventing it is. The earlier you can prevent, the easier it is. For instance, the followers-with-rings-of-telekinesis kinetic kill tactic works much better if you can hit them at launch, thus destroying the other nukes that haven't yet been launched from each launch site. Also less problem with fallout in that case because launch sites tend to be fairly remote, afaik. Even easier if you can get them before launch; it doesn't take much imagination to see how something as simple as charm person in the right place could prevent the whole mess.</p>There are essentially 2 methods. 1) stopping the nukes, 2) protecting the targets.
1) 15,000 nukes / 30 rounds = 500 nukes per round. Impossible under given parameters. About as close as you could get would be if you had max Leadership, 163 followers +1 cohort, all of a race with flight and rings of telekinesis. You spend all your rounds teleporting them into low orbit to use their rings of telekinesis to kinetic kill the nukes and hope fratricide will destroy more than one nuke per follower...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-04-28T02:30:58ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Why Is Evil Being Good So Important To Some People...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tm2g&page=5?Why-Is-Evil-Being-Good-So-Important-To-Some#2362016-04-27T12:41:59Z2016-04-26T16:28:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Orfamay Quest wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Judaeo-Christian view of Good and Evil ...
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Being surprised to find JC-based morality in Pathfinder and similar games is like being surprised to find warp drive in Star Trek games or samurai in L5R. </blockquote><p>It's true that PF and its D&D forebears were grounded in JC (and, as I called out upthread, Aristotelean) concept of evil as a perversion of good.
<p>It's also true that PF is equally grounded in classical and Norse mythology, and, e.g., Moorcock, which represent a much more dualistic view of good and evil.</p>
<p>This tension is evident in the alignment system. Because culturally we are more intuitively familiar with the tropes of the JC concept of evil (easy temptation, difficult redemption), we find certain aspects of the dualistic alignment system... perhaps unsatisfying? Insufficient? Counterintuitive? Bottom line, they cut against some fundamental cultural assumptions.</p>
<p>Nonetheless, dualism (especially as a corollary of polytheism) makes for great heroic fantasy. Good vs. evil, the stuff of legend. Adventuring isn't interesting if you know the side of the angels always wins in the end, right?</p>
<p>IMO, I find the game most satisfying under an approach that combines the two. Start with the core dualistic approach, and all it entails, but deal with alignment changes based on the JC approach. You can have angels enlisting bold heroes to fight against the demons, and also Faustian temptations and diabolical bargains. This approach is possible under the rules because they are mostly silent on the topic of alignment changes.</p>Orfamay Quest wrote:Judaeo-Christian view of Good and Evil ...
Being surprised to find JC-based morality in Pathfinder and similar games is like being surprised to find warp drive in Star Trek games or samurai in L5R.
It's true that PF and its D&D forebears were grounded in JC (and, as I called out upthread, Aristotelean) concept of evil as a perversion of good. It's also true that PF is equally grounded in classical and Norse mythology, and, e.g., Moorcock, which represent a much more...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-04-26T16:28:08ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Is it just me, or do animals and giants have a weird chassis?Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tma7?Is-it-just-me-or-do-animals-and-giants-have-a#62016-04-26T01:17:22Z2016-04-24T23:14:47Z<p>It has to do with the CR system. For a bruiser type monster, having a lower BAB allows it to have a higher STR score for the same expected to-hit value, meaning it also has higher damage. Having a smaller hit die allows it to have a higher Con for the same hp value, which also increases Fort saves. If you had full BAB and larger hit die, you'd need lower STR and CON scores, which would drive down your damage per hit and Fort saves. Take a look at <a href="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/rules-for-monsters/monster-creation" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Table: Monster Statistics by CR</a> and it will make more sense.</p>It has to do with the CR system. For a bruiser type monster, having a lower BAB allows it to have a higher STR score for the same expected to-hit value, meaning it also has higher damage. Having a smaller hit die allows it to have a higher Con for the same hp value, which also increases Fort saves. If you had full BAB and larger hit die, you'd need lower STR and CON scores, which would drive down your damage per hit and Fort saves. Take a look at Table: Monster Statistics by CR and it will...Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-04-24T23:14:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Scotch, Scotch, ScotchCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mp24&page=4?Scotch-Scotch-Scotch#1932016-04-23T21:06:10Z2016-04-23T21:06:10Z<p>Tried the Auchentoshan the other day and found it delightful.</p>Tried the Auchentoshan the other day and found it delightful.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-04-23T21:06:10ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Wishlist for ArchetypesCharlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tk5x&page=3?Wishlist-for-Archetypes#1402016-04-23T20:48:16Z2016-04-23T20:48:16Z<p>A bard archetype that preparation casts bard list spells from a spellbook, using the magus progression. Seriously the bard spell list is so versatile, with so many situational spells on it, that it just begs to be used by a prep caster.</p>A bard archetype that preparation casts bard list spells from a spellbook, using the magus progression. Seriously the bard spell list is so versatile, with so many situational spells on it, that it just begs to be used by a prep caster.Charlie Bell (RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2016-04-23T20:48:16ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: New LodgesProfessor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qq0o&page=2?New-Lodges#532016-02-14T07:05:27Z2015-10-28T00:29:13Z<p>I've established a lodge in the Kho-Rarne Pass. This location should afford me ample opportunities to continue my explorations of both Osirion and the Mwangi Expanse.</p>
<p>Also it's so remote the Decemvirate are unlikely to bother me there.</p>I've established a lodge in the Kho-Rarne Pass. This location should afford me ample opportunities to continue my explorations of both Osirion and the Mwangi Expanse.
Also it's so remote the Decemvirate are unlikely to bother me there.Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2015-10-28T00:29:13ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Adventures: Test of the Starstone ModuleThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2js0o&page=2?Test-of-the-Starstone-Module#672015-02-04T21:33:20Z2015-02-04T21:33:20Z<p>There are a few contenders in here to become the god of thread necromancy.</p>There are a few contenders in here to become the god of thread necromancy.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2015-02-04T21:33:20ZRe: Forums: Liberty's Edge: We Need to Illegalize Slavery in Absalom!Sark Salisfer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ro6c?We-Need-to-Illegalize-Slavery-in-Absalom#402014-11-13T03:46:23Z2014-11-13T03:46:23Z<p>The best and worst thing about mindless undead labor is, of course, that it's mindless. Sure, there's less upkeep involved, but they'll never get anything <i>right</i>. And of course you can't be seen in polite society with them, at least outside of Geb or the more open-minded districts of Kaer Maga.</p>
<p><i>Devils</i>, on the other hand, are quite intelligent. Bind them properly and they will carry out your instructions to the letter. What's more, the best of them, like Plutark here—oh, but of course you lot won't see him, will you?—can make themselves unseen, or at least unnoticed.</p>The best and worst thing about mindless undead labor is, of course, that it's mindless. Sure, there's less upkeep involved, but they'll never get anything right. And of course you can't be seen in polite society with them, at least outside of Geb or the more open-minded districts of Kaer Maga.
Devils, on the other hand, are quite intelligent. Bind them properly and they will carry out your instructions to the letter. What's more, the best of them, like Plutark here--oh, but of course you lot...Sark Salisfer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2014-11-13T03:46:23ZRe: Forums: Liberty's Edge: We Need to Illegalize Slavery in Absalom!Sark Salisfer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ro6c?We-Need-to-Illegalize-Slavery-in-Absalom#202014-11-09T13:34:05Z2014-11-07T17:39:35Z<p>"Oh, isn't that droll... Since we're all Pathfinders, why don't we all go explore, report, and cooperate? My slaves will cooperate, too."</p>"Oh, isn't that droll... Since we're all Pathfinders, why don't we all go explore, report, and cooperate? My slaves will cooperate, too."Sark Salisfer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2014-11-07T17:39:35ZRe: Forums: Liberty's Edge: We Need to Illegalize Slavery in Absalom!Sark Salisfer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ro6c?We-Need-to-Illegalize-Slavery-in-Absalom#142014-11-07T12:44:45Z2014-11-07T12:44:45Z<p>There's a whiff of brimstone.</p>
<p>"'Illegalize' slavery? Come now, little slip, you can't be serious. Who'd lace my boots?"</p>
<p>Something unseen stifles a spiteful little cackle.</p>There's a whiff of brimstone.
"'Illegalize' slavery? Come now, little slip, you can't be serious. Who'd lace my boots?"
Something unseen stifles a spiteful little cackle.Sark Salisfer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2014-11-07T12:44:45ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Adventure Card Game: General Discussion: Reasons Why Mike Is Not Allowed to Talk to the Public, Volume 11Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rdxy?Reasons-Why-Mike-Is-Not-Allowed-to-Talk-to#52016-02-14T01:11:33Z2014-08-18T20:38:10Z<p>I, for one, feel totally vindicated.</p>I, for one, feel totally vindicated.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2014-08-18T20:38:10ZRe: Forums: Liberty's Edge: Liberty's Edge Faction Status Report - Year of the Sky KeyGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rbek?Libertys-Edge-Faction-Status-Report-Year-of#232014-07-30T01:15:10Z2014-07-30T01:15:10Z<p>Sir, I understand you. Black ops are the order of the day. I'll be best employed here in the Steel Falcons, business as usual; but I will of course keep my eyes and ears open for opportunities to purge the corruption that besets us from within.</p>
<p>Efrir ep Bered!</p>
<p>Knight-Captain Sir Galengol Greencloak
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of the Andoran frigate <i>Impartial</i></p>Sir, I understand you. Black ops are the order of the day. I'll be best employed here in the Steel Falcons, business as usual; but I will of course keep my eyes and ears open for opportunities to purge the corruption that besets us from within.
Efrir ep Bered!
Knight-Captain Sir Galengol Greencloak
of the Andoran frigate ImpartialGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2014-07-30T01:15:10ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Paizo Blog: Faction Evolution, Part II: Secrets and LibertyGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lg87&page=3?Faction-Evolution-Part-II-Secrets-and-Liberty#1162014-06-24T15:05:50Z2014-06-24T15:05:50Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CathalFM wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Firstly Knight Captain, Can I just say that you sir, are a damned fine looking man ;)</p>
<p>Secondly there are those of us who fight for freedom without quite so much, ah, "regard" for the laws that sometimes get in the way. Though I do not doubt the commitment, nor the efficacy of the Eagle Knights, they are not the only tool of our people, its time we threw off not just our physical shackles but also our political ones and time we became a cause unto ourselves and separate from our beloved nation.</p>
<p>Signed <i>Capt Killian Jones</i>
<br />
Of the Free Ship <i>Currently Replacing Ship</i> </blockquote><p>I mutually appreciate the cut of your jib, sir.
<p>And of course, those of us who have served with the Gray Corsairs realize that sometimes the law, instead of serving justice, stands in its way. However, if the Eagle Knights no longer serve Andoran, whose purposes will we serve? If Liberty's Edge can't stay Andoren and work for freedom, does that mean that Andoran no longer stands for freedom?</p>CathalFM wrote:Firstly Knight Captain, Can I just say that you sir, are a damned fine looking man ;)
Secondly there are those of us who fight for freedom without quite so much, ah, "regard" for the laws that sometimes get in the way. Though I do not doubt the commitment, nor the efficacy of the Eagle Knights, they are not the only tool of our people, its time we threw off not just our physical shackles but also our political ones and time we became a cause unto ourselves and separate from...Galengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2014-06-24T15:05:50ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Paizo Blog: Faction Evolution, Part II: Secrets and LibertyGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lg87&page=3?Faction-Evolution-Part-II-Secrets-and-Liberty#1112014-06-24T12:52:55Z2014-06-24T12:52:55Z<p>I'm not sure how I feel about this. Is Major Maldris going rogue? We're sworn to the people of Andoran, not some shadowy conspiracy. I hope an Eagle Knight will still have a place in the Society.</p>
<p>Knight-Captain Sir Galengol Greencloak
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of the Andoran frigate <i>Impartial</i></p>I'm not sure how I feel about this. Is Major Maldris going rogue? We're sworn to the people of Andoran, not some shadowy conspiracy. I hope an Eagle Knight will still have a place in the Society.
Knight-Captain Sir Galengol Greencloak
of the Andoran frigate ImpartialGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2014-06-24T12:52:55ZRe: Forums: Books: What books are you currently reading?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2gmcl&page=114?What-books-are-you-currently-reading#56762014-02-28T16:17:46Z2014-02-28T16:17:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hitdice wrote:</div><blockquote> Jack Chick (and I'm pretty sure, at this point, that it's a trademarked name, like Betty Crocker, or Mary Kay) never disappoints. Reading that stuff is like rubber-necking at a car crash: However bad it might get, you just can't stop looking. </blockquote><p>C'mon, you know you like it.Hitdice wrote:Jack Chick (and I'm pretty sure, at this point, that it's a trademarked name, like Betty Crocker, or Mary Kay) never disappoints. Reading that stuff is like rubber-necking at a car crash: However bad it might get, you just can't stop looking.
C'mon, you know you like it.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2014-02-28T16:17:46ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Thread NecromancersThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qltg&page=2?Thread-Necromancers#512014-01-26T00:51:01Z2014-01-25T01:41:08Z<p>While I still disagree with the OP, I have, after much consideration, decided to accept this as a tribute thread.</p>While I still disagree with the OP, I have, after much consideration, decided to accept this as a tribute thread.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2014-01-25T01:41:08ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Thread NecromancersThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qltg?Thread-Necromancers#432014-01-25T03:37:31Z2014-01-24T18:13:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">LazarX wrote:</div><blockquote> I've always wanted to be a good aligned Thread Necromancer. </blockquote><p>There can be only one. /highlanderLazarX wrote:I've always wanted to be a good aligned Thread Necromancer.
There can be only one. /highlanderThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2014-01-24T18:13:13ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: Thread NecromancersThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qltg?Thread-Necromancers#182018-04-27T09:07:53Z2014-01-24T13:47:29Z<p>I do not concur with this course of action.</p>I do not concur with this course of action.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2014-01-24T13:47:29ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Slumber HexThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n46g&page=2?Slumber-Hex#602013-12-10T18:06:23Z2013-12-10T18:06:23Z<p>Threads cannot be affected by the necropost hex more than once per 365 day period.</p>Threads cannot be affected by the necropost hex more than once per 365 day period.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-12-10T18:06:23ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Characters from "canon" noble houses...are they allowed in PF society?Sark Salisfer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qfo3?Characters-from-canon-noble-housesare-they#72013-12-08T17:04:13Z2013-12-08T17:04:13Z<p><a href="http://paizo.com/people/SarkSalisfer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I don't see why not.</a></p>I don't see why not.Sark Salisfer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-12-08T17:04:13ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Character Announcements you Make at the Start of GamesGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qed4?Character-Announcements-you-Make-at-the-Start#322013-12-21T08:23:18Z2013-11-26T18:02:15Z<p>"Captain Galengol Greencloak of the Andoran frigate <i>Impartial</i>, at your service. I shoot things. <span class=messageboard-ooc>points at the dog-mounted halfing (Mrs. Bell's character)</span> She charges things. Point us where you want the enemy reduced."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>pets an armored mastiff crouching at his feet</span> "Oh yeah, this is Zarta. That's a good dog. You're a good girl, aren't you? Yes you are. Don't bite Drandle, he's not a bad guy, he's just old." <span class=messageboard-ooc>scratches ears</span></p>"Captain Galengol Greencloak of the Andoran frigate Impartial, at your service. I shoot things. points at the dog-mounted halfing (Mrs. Bell's character) She charges things. Point us where you want the enemy reduced."
pets an armored mastiff crouching at his feet "Oh yeah, this is Zarta. That's a good dog. You're a good girl, aren't you? Yes you are. Don't bite Drandle, he's not a bad guy, he's just old." scratches earsGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-11-26T18:02:15ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: "Saying No" (KQ article relevant to locked snowflake thread)Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qaxm?Saying-No#442013-10-29T22:53:02Z2013-10-29T15:54:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">magnuskn wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Adamantine Dragon wrote:</div><blockquote> Maybe not a record for godwinizing a thread, but pretty dang fast! </blockquote>Can we please give it a rest finally with yelling "Godwin!" every time someone mentions Hitler or the Nazis? As a German <i>and</i> a historian I am kinda cross at this trope. Even though my particular combination of nationality and academic education practically gives me license to call up Nazis and Hitler whenever I damn feel like it, I think other people should be able to mention them whenever they want without someone waving the "Godwin!" placard about. </blockquote><p>I see what you did there.magnuskn wrote:Adamantine Dragon wrote: Maybe not a record for godwinizing a thread, but pretty dang fast!
Can we please give it a rest finally with yelling "Godwin!" every time someone mentions Hitler or the Nazis? As a German and a historian I am kinda cross at this trope. Even though my particular combination of nationality and academic education practically gives me license to call up Nazis and Hitler whenever I damn feel like it, I think other people should be able to mention them...Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-10-29T15:54:55ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: "Crane style is unbalanced"Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o1no&page=3?Crane-style-is-unbalanced#1012013-10-18T15:55:02Z2013-10-15T09:46:08Z<p>Crane Style is no defense against necroposting.</p>Crane Style is no defense against necroposting.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-10-15T09:46:08ZRe: Forums: Taldor: Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary RegimentGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q738?Taldan-Gebite-Joint-Expeditionary-Regiment#62013-09-25T01:50:18Z2013-09-25T01:50:18Z<p>After some reflection, I have only one question.</p>
<p>After we finish shooting the demons, can we shoot the Gebbites?</p>
<p>Knight-Captain Sir Galengol Greencloak
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of the Andoran frigate <i>Impartial</i></p>After some reflection, I have only one question.
After we finish shooting the demons, can we shoot the Gebbites?
Knight-Captain Sir Galengol Greencloak
of the Andoran frigate ImpartialGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-09-25T01:50:18ZRe: Forums: Taldor: Taldan–Gebite Joint Expeditionary RegimentGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q738?Taldan-Gebite-Joint-Expeditionary-Regiment#52013-09-25T01:42:29Z2013-09-25T01:42:29Z<p>Bwuh...?</p>
<p>Knight-Captain Sir Galengol Greencloak
<br />
of the Andoran frigate <i>Impartial</i></p>Bwuh...?
Knight-Captain Sir Galengol Greencloak
of the Andoran frigate ImpartialGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-09-25T01:42:29ZRe: Forums: Mummy's Mask: What kind of character would you make for Mummy's Mask?Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q6iz?What-kind-of-character-would-you-make-for#122013-09-20T12:13:12Z2013-09-20T12:13:12Z<p>I'll be participating in this little jaunt, ladies and gentlemen. Osiriontology is my particular cup of darjeeling, after all.</p>I'll be participating in this little jaunt, ladies and gentlemen. Osiriontology is my particular cup of darjeeling, after all.Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-09-20T12:13:12ZRe: Forums: Andoran: Andoran Faction Status Report – Year of the DemonGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1rd?Andoran-Faction-Status-Report-Year-of-the#252013-08-30T14:30:07Z2013-08-30T14:30:07Z<p>Though I'm loath to admit it, we Eagle Knights do have some common aims with the Hellknights. The sticking points are big ones, sure, but when we're all looking out across the same battlements at a horde of demons... you stop caring so much about the disagreement you had yesterday, even if you're likely to carry it on again tomorrow.</p>
<p>Regardless, I hear there are a lot of Sarkorians still in the Worldwound that need to be freed from the demons that run the place. It'll be an uphill fight, but nobody ever said freedom was easy.</p>
<p>Knight-Captain Sir Galengol Greencloak
<br />
of the Andoran frigate <i>Impartial</i></p>Though I'm loath to admit it, we Eagle Knights do have some common aims with the Hellknights. The sticking points are big ones, sure, but when we're all looking out across the same battlements at a horde of demons... you stop caring so much about the disagreement you had yesterday, even if you're likely to carry it on again tomorrow.
Regardless, I hear there are a lot of Sarkorians still in the Worldwound that need to be freed from the demons that run the place. It'll be an uphill fight, but...Galengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-08-30T14:30:07ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Opinion on "Blessing of Fervor"Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pe46?Opinion-on-Blessing-of-Fervor#492013-08-23T19:07:25Z2013-08-23T18:56:08Z<p>ShaiHulud used <i>blessings of fervor</i> to extend this thread.</p>ShaiHulud used blessings of fervor to extend this thread.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-08-23T18:56:08ZRe: Forums: Andoran: We NEED a change in Andoran LeadershipGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pp5x&page=3?We-NEED-a-change-in-Andoran-Leadership#1092013-08-08T22:07:46Z2013-08-08T22:07:46Z<p>You serve in the Gray Corsairs, you learn that sometimes you have to stick by your shipmate, even if they're in the wrong. I'll stick by Maldriss because I know he'd do the same for me. That means some slave-taking blackmailer has to get acquainted with the finer points <span class=messageboard-ooc>[eyeing an arrowhead]</span> of Andoran policy, so be it.</p>
<p>Knight-Captain Sir Galengol Greencloak
<br />
of the Andoran frigate <i>Impartial</i></p>You serve in the Gray Corsairs, you learn that sometimes you have to stick by your shipmate, even if they're in the wrong. I'll stick by Maldriss because I know he'd do the same for me. That means some slave-taking blackmailer has to get acquainted with the finer points [eyeing an arrowhead] of Andoran policy, so be it.
Knight-Captain Sir Galengol Greencloak
of the Andoran frigate ImpartialGalengol (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-08-08T22:07:46ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Open Letter to Paizo RE: PathfinderThe Linkifier (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pneh&page=8?Open-Letter-to-Paizo-RE-Pathfinder#3692013-05-17T17:11:43Z2013-05-17T17:11:43Z<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Selous" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Frederick Selous</a></p>Frederick SelousThe Linkifier (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-05-17T17:11:43ZRe: Forums/Paizo: General Discussion: Open Letter to Paizo RE: PathfinderThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pneh&page=7?Open-Letter-to-Paizo-RE-Pathfinder#3472013-05-15T23:32:10Z2013-05-15T23:32:10Z<p>Resurrecting equines so we can flagellate them, hm?</p>Resurrecting equines so we can flagellate them, hm?Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-05-15T23:32:10ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Pat Robertson Confirms D&D destroys livesJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pojc&page=3?Pat-Robertson-Confirms-DD-destroys-lives#1202013-04-26T23:43:35Z2013-04-26T23:43:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Delthyn wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Ugg. Things like this give all of Christianity a bad name, when only a fringe element actually believes this. Its like Jack Chick running around with his head cut off because of 15 year old kids saying, "I cast magic missile, for...3 damage!"</p>
<p>You're totally going to be condemned to an eternity in Gehenna for having dared to say the words magic missile. I wish that these Jack Chick/Pat Robertson types would focus on more important issues. </blockquote>Awww, man, a kid killed Jack Chick with a magic missile? That's going to throw new kindling on that fire. By the way, anyone check if it was a maximized magic missile? </blockquote><p>Rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated. I even have a movie coming out.Sissyl wrote:Delthyn wrote:Ugg. Things like this give all of Christianity a bad name, when only a fringe element actually believes this. Its like Jack Chick running around with his head cut off because of 15 year old kids saying, "I cast magic missile, for...3 damage!"
You're totally going to be condemned to an eternity in Gehenna for having dared to say the words magic missile. I wish that these Jack Chick/Pat Robertson types would focus on more important issues.
Awww, man, a kid killed...Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-04-26T23:43:35ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Jack Cicks Dark Dungeons The Movie is comingJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pp6s?Jack-Cicks-Dark-Dungeons-The-Movie-is-coming#222013-04-27T19:05:06Z2013-04-26T22:48:36Z<p>This is a very important work. This film will really help get the message of the dangers of Dungeons & Dragons out to a whole new generation of impressionable youngsters. We need to make sure they're engaging in wholesome activities like unprotected sex instead.</p>This is a very important work. This film will really help get the message of the dangers of Dungeons & Dragons out to a whole new generation of impressionable youngsters. We need to make sure they're engaging in wholesome activities like unprotected sex instead.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-04-26T22:48:36ZRe: Forums: Advice: Build Advice: I Want To Know EverythingProfessor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pmlo?Build-Advice-I-Want-To-Know-Everything#202013-04-02T14:20:15Z2013-04-02T12:36:41Z<p>I am eminently qualified in several fields of study, young fellow-my-lad, if I do say so myself.</p>I am eminently qualified in several fields of study, young fellow-my-lad, if I do say so myself.Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-04-02T12:36:41ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Prestidigitation- What can/can't it do?Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jzn3?Prestidigitation-What-cancant-it-do#412013-01-30T05:30:06Z2013-01-29T19:05:35Z<p>You might not know that <i>prestidigitation</i> can resurrect dead threads.</p>You might not know that prestidigitation can resurrect dead threads.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2013-01-29T19:05:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Paizo's editing errors actually killed a guy...Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2msyu?Paizos-editing-errors-actually-killed-a-guy#82012-12-13T22:23:31Z2012-12-13T22:23:31Z<p>I can't believe I didn't notice this was necro'd.</p>
<p>Actually, I can. I didn't notice because the OP is so <i>timely</i>.</p>I can't believe I didn't notice this was necro'd.
Actually, I can. I didn't notice because the OP is so timely.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-12-13T22:23:31ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Raise Dead and the Diamond ThingThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkid&page=2?Raise-Dead-and-the-Diamond-Thing#792012-12-10T16:28:13Z2012-12-10T16:28:13Z<p>Did it take a 5000gp diamond to raise this thread? Does it still have negative levels?</p>Did it take a 5000gp diamond to raise this thread? Does it still have negative levels?Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-12-10T16:28:13ZRe: Forums: Rules Questions: Mounted archer, Mounted archery.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2opt2?Mounted-archer-Mounted-archery#42012-12-10T15:37:11Z2012-12-10T15:37:11Z<p>I concur.</p>I concur.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-12-10T15:37:11ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: How do Christians play Pathfinder without compromising their faith?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p6nb&page=5?How-do-Christians-play-Pathfinder-without#2272012-12-10T14:45:58Z2012-12-10T14:45:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Haladir wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lifeisaparody wrote:</div><blockquote><p> You can thank Jack Chick (Dread Dungeons) for all the bad rep that D&D has gotten over the last few decades from the Christian community.</p>
<p>Pretty much all the unsubstantiated fears/misinformation can be traced back to that source, if not related to it.</p>
<p>The same guy is also responsible for literature claiming that the Roman Catholic church is satanic.</p>
<p>Oh, and that King James is the Only true version of the bible. </blockquote><p>Mr. Chick is indeed a nutcase IMAO, but he's usually reactive, not proactive. The 1984 "Dark Dungeons" tract was in reaction to/support of the anti-D&D hysteria that had already reached the media in the mid-1980s.
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</blockquote><p>That's a blatant ad hominem. Flagged.Haladir wrote:lifeisaparody wrote:You can thank Jack Chick (Dread Dungeons) for all the bad rep that D&D has gotten over the last few decades from the Christian community.
Pretty much all the unsubstantiated fears/misinformation can be traced back to that source, if not related to it.
The same guy is also responsible for literature claiming that the Roman Catholic church is satanic.
Oh, and that King James is the Only true version of the bible.
Mr. Chick is indeed a nutcase IMAO, but he's...Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-12-10T14:45:58ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: How do Christians play Pathfinder without compromising their faith?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p6nb&page=5?How-do-Christians-play-Pathfinder-without#2102012-11-30T02:32:57Z2012-11-29T15:17:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">lifeisaparody wrote:</div><blockquote><p> You can thank Jack Chick (Dread Dungeons) for all the bad rep that D&D has gotten over the last few decades from the Christian community.</p>
<p>Pretty much all the unsubstantiated fears/misinformation can be traced back to that source, if not related to it.</p>
<p>The same guy is also responsible for literature claiming that the Roman Catholic church is satanic.</p>
<p>Oh, and that King James is the Only true version of the bible. </blockquote><p>Oh yeah, blame ME!lifeisaparody wrote:You can thank Jack Chick (Dread Dungeons) for all the bad rep that D&D has gotten over the last few decades from the Christian community.
Pretty much all the unsubstantiated fears/misinformation can be traced back to that source, if not related to it.
The same guy is also responsible for literature claiming that the Roman Catholic church is satanic.
Oh, and that King James is the Only true version of the bible.
Oh yeah, blame ME!Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-11-29T15:17:04ZRe: Forums: Advice: Level 15 and up... broken???Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lhp9&page=3?Level-15-and-up-broken#1012012-11-26T15:01:55Z2012-11-26T15:01:55Z<p>Bro. Srsly?</p>Bro. Srsly?Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-11-26T15:01:55ZRe: Forums: Other RPGs: Why don't people like playing Star Wars D20?Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2gffi?Why-dont-people-like-playing-Star-Wars-D20#502016-03-10T01:50:13Z2012-11-20T11:23:13Z<p>It is said that Darth Plagueis could use the Force to bring dead threads to life.</p>It is said that Darth Plagueis could use the Force to bring dead threads to life.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-11-20T11:23:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Facts about the war in IsraelGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p5tn&page=7?Facts-about-the-war-in-Israel#3222012-11-20T02:12:49Z2012-11-20T02:12:49Z<p>Ah, the ALLIES were worse than the Nazis. Even I haven't heard that one before.</p>Ah, the ALLIES were worse than the Nazis. Even I haven't heard that one before.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-11-20T02:12:49ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: How do frost giants reproduce?Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mlrb?How-do-frost-giants-reproduce#332012-11-16T16:21:17Z2012-11-16T16:21:17Z<p>They don't reproduce, they get resurrected. Like this thread.</p>They don't reproduce, they get resurrected. Like this thread.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-11-16T16:21:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: People Being Deliberately CreepyThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7l5&page=5?People-Being-Deliberately-Creepy#2062012-11-09T13:43:51Z2012-11-09T13:43:51Z<p>Rise, my disturbing minion.</p>Rise, my disturbing minion.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-11-09T13:43:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Pitt professor cracks 400-year-old math mysteryThe Linkifier (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p4wv?Pitt-professor-cracks-400yearold-math-mystery#102012-11-08T20:55:24Z2012-11-08T20:55:24Z<p>You don't need Gary Teter to linkify for you.</p>You don't need Gary Teter to linkify for you.The Linkifier (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-11-08T20:55:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Meta-Thread Critical ReviewThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n308&page=2?The-MetaThread-Critical-Review#532012-10-29T18:56:39Z2012-10-29T18:56:39Z<p>I can't reanimate a thread that's previously been reanimated.</p>I can't reanimate a thread that's previously been reanimated.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-10-29T18:56:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Is an Alcubierre drive feasible after all?The Linkifier (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ow7j?Is-an-Alcubierre-drive-feasible-after-all#22012-09-18T21:22:18Z2012-09-18T21:22:18Z<p><a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2012/09/to-infinity-and-beyond-physicists-sugges.php" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Linkified.</a></p>Linkified.The Linkifier (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-09-18T21:22:18ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Need help defending Pathfinder and RPGs in generalJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ovwl?Need-help-defending-Pathfinder-and-RPGs-in#382012-09-18T14:22:00Z2012-09-18T14:22:00Z<p>Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.</p>Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-09-18T14:22:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Thread topics that can get you banedThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jpoj&page=5?Thread-topics-that-can-get-you-baned#2072012-09-16T16:14:25Z2012-09-16T16:14:25Z<p>Yes, RISE, my unliving minion!</p>Yes, RISE, my unliving minion!Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-09-16T16:14:25ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: We know it's not just about the numbersThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k8oi&page=2?We-know-its-not-just-about-the-numbers#512012-06-03T15:00:17Z2012-06-03T15:00:17Z<p>Riiiise!</p>Riiiise!Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-06-03T15:00:17ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: An Urgent Message from Ambrus ValsinProfessor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o5ar&page=2?An-Urgent-Message-from-Ambrus-Valsin#752012-05-21T19:51:52Z2012-05-21T19:51:52Z<p>Can't say as I blame the chap. My own rencontres with the Blakros have been less than cordial, shall we say.</p>
<p>Although they do have the convenient habit of colocating their artifacts—it simplifies repropriation, see?</p>Can't say as I blame the chap. My own rencontres with the Blakros have been less than cordial, shall we say.
Although they do have the convenient habit of colocating their artifacts--it simplifies repropriation, see?Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-05-21T19:51:52ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Shouldn't Cayden Cailean have the Liberation Domain?Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kfvg?Shouldnt-Cayden-Cailean-have-the-Liberation#172012-05-09T11:08:38Z2012-05-09T11:08:38Z<p>Rise!</p>Rise!Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-05-09T11:08:38ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: What it means to be an atheistThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2i4vz?What-it-means-to-be-an-atheist#412012-05-15T15:03:28Z2012-05-01T14:29:36Z<p>This thread has long since been judged by Pharasma.</p>This thread has long since been judged by Pharasma.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-05-01T14:29:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Is role playing a religion?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nzno?Is-role-playing-a-religion#372012-04-23T23:27:31Z2012-04-23T23:27:31Z<p>They are the religion OF THE DEVIL!!11!!1!</p>They are the religion OF THE DEVIL!!11!!1!Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-04-23T23:27:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The only entertaining character from all the Star Wars movies was Jar Jar BinksJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nvdc&page=2?The-only-entertaining-character-from-all-the#522012-04-16T22:31:44Z2012-04-16T22:31:44Z<p>Trololololol.</p>Trololololol.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-04-16T22:31:44ZRe: Forums: Advice: You are a powerful archmage...Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lzrl?You-are-a-powerful-archmage#422012-03-22T17:26:50Z2012-03-22T17:26:50Z<p>Threnodic Spell and Spell Perfection: Dominate Monster, so I can dominate this thread.</p>Threnodic Spell and Spell Perfection: Dominate Monster, so I can dominate this thread.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-03-22T17:26:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Inane Battle of Ninja and Katana Awesomeness (aka, they are Super Awesome!)Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l4wh&page=4?The-Inane-Battle-of-Ninja-and-Katana#1962012-01-31T22:31:54Z2012-01-31T20:07:45Z<p>Rii-ii-ii-ise!</p>Rii-ii-ii-ise!Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2012-01-31T20:07:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Katana?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mcx6?Katana#82011-06-05T05:14:56Z2011-06-05T05:14:56Z<p>Intentional troll thread trolls intentionally?</p>Intentional troll thread trolls intentionally?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2011-06-05T05:14:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A Serious Important DiscussionJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m9kr?A-Serious-Important-Discussion#262011-05-17T18:25:34Z2011-05-17T18:25:34Z<p>Adds a rambling, wall of text post describing how the OP's premise violates some addendum-to-the-subparagraph tenet of my obscure brand of religion, which no one else here happens to share, and thus proving conclusively that you are all going to hell.</p>Adds a rambling, wall of text post describing how the OP's premise violates some addendum-to-the-subparagraph tenet of my obscure brand of religion, which no one else here happens to share, and thus proving conclusively that you are all going to hell.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2011-05-17T18:25:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A Serious Important DiscussionThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m9kr?A-Serious-Important-Discussion#82011-05-17T13:27:56Z2011-05-17T13:27:56Z<p><b>Leafar the Lost</b>, I disrespectfully demand that you sod off. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.</p>
<p>Thread Zombie, attack!</p>Leafar the Lost, I disrespectfully demand that you sod off. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
Thread Zombie, attack!Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2011-05-17T13:27:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A Serious Important DiscussionThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m9kr?A-Serious-Important-Discussion#42011-05-17T13:19:48Z2011-05-17T13:19:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thread Zombie wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I take offense with your claims! I do NOT think and have not the capacity to do so. To claim I do when it is clearly beyond my ability is not only callous but demeaning as well! How dare you sir, how dare you.</p>
<p>Flagged as an offensive and insensitive thread to the cranially challenged. </blockquote><p>Heel, minion.Thread Zombie wrote:I take offense with your claims! I do NOT think and have not the capacity to do so. To claim I do when it is clearly beyond my ability is not only callous but demeaning as well! How dare you sir, how dare you.
Flagged as an offensive and insensitive thread to the cranially challenged.
Heel, minion.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2011-05-17T13:19:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Game) I Has An Alignment...Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kxbi?-I-Has-An-Alignment#302011-05-05T23:14:26Z2011-05-05T23:14:26Z<p>TR: Thread Resurrector.</p>TR: Thread Resurrector.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2011-05-05T23:14:26ZRe: Forums: Savage Tide Adventure Path: The CrucibleThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2h8yg?The-Crucible#72011-04-06T00:54:37Z2011-04-06T00:54:37Z<p>RISE!!!!</p>RISE!!!!Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2011-04-06T00:54:37ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: What's the dumbest thing you've done in a game?Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lwgu?Whats-the-dumbest-thing-youve-done-in-a-game#232011-02-24T23:55:03Z2011-02-24T23:55:03Z<p>'Twas in the most wretched city in all of Avistan: Kaer Maga. My intrepid Pathfinder companions and I...</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>'Twas in the most wretched city in all of Avistan: Kaer Maga. My intrepid Pathfinder companions and I...
[Spoiler omitted]Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2011-02-24T23:55:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Everyone but me is an idiot - Keep it civilJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lwsu?Everyone-but-me-is-an-idiot-Keep-it-civil#152011-02-23T00:04:14Z2011-02-23T00:04:14Z<p>If you post in this thread, you're going to hell. No, I'm not a hypocrite, why do you ask?</p>If you post in this thread, you're going to hell. No, I'm not a hypocrite, why do you ask?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2011-02-23T00:04:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've thought about it moderator - 2 pointsJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lvbu&page=2?Ive-thought-about-it-moderator-2-points#862011-02-15T02:16:04Z2011-02-15T02:16:04Z<p>Lolwut?</p>Lolwut?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2011-02-15T02:16:04ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Languages in Society Games?Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2knx8&page=2?Languages-in-Society-Games#872010-09-17T01:03:28Z2010-09-17T01:03:28Z<p>Doj,</p>
<p>Osiriani and Ancient Osiriani are two separate languages, but if you have Osiriani you're able to read Ancient Osiriani.</p>
<p>But sometimes GMs are jerks, so it's better to just take both. So when the GM says with a scoff that "you can't read it unless you speak Ancient Osiriani," you can show him Ancient Osiriani on your Languages line.</p>
<p>Not that that's ever happened to me... multiple times....</p>
<p>Prof. T.A. Forthlake
<br />
Pathfinder Society and Almas University
<br />
Who Knows Ancient Osiriani</p>Doj,
Osiriani and Ancient Osiriani are two separate languages, but if you have Osiriani you're able to read Ancient Osiriani.
But sometimes GMs are jerks, so it's better to just take both. So when the GM says with a scoff that "you can't read it unless you speak Ancient Osiriani," you can show him Ancient Osiriani on your Languages line.
Not that that's ever happened to me... multiple times....
Prof. T.A. Forthlake
Pathfinder Society and Almas University
Who Knows Ancient OsirianiProfessor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-09-17T01:03:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Paladin moral dilemmaGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l917?Paladin-moral-dilemma#272010-09-08T01:36:32Z2010-09-08T01:36:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote><p> This is what I wrote and the boards ate my post.</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mairkurion {tm} wrote:</div><blockquote> I say that a paladin would kill Hitler in his sleep. Who's with me?!? </blockquote>So what is the verdict? </blockquote><p>Curse your sudden but inevitable reference to Nazis.Sharoth wrote:This is what I wrote and the boards ate my post.
Mairkurion {tm} wrote: I say that a paladin would kill Hitler in his sleep. Who's with me?!?
So what is the verdict? Curse your sudden but inevitable reference to Nazis.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-09-08T01:36:32ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Homosexuality in GolarionThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2i8wy&page=12?Homosexuality-in-Golarion#5752010-08-23T22:15:31Z2010-08-23T22:15:29Z<p>Rise, rise!!</p>Rise, rise!!Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-08-23T22:15:29ZRe: Forums: Local Play: PFS in Olympia, WAProfessor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kf26&page=6?PFS-in-Olympia-WA#2702010-08-13T22:37:37Z2010-08-13T22:38:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">samerandomhero wrote:</div><blockquote> a stegosaurus named Taldor. Who follows a Qadiran, as is proper in a rightful world. </blockquote><p>Now THAT is funny, young fellah-my-lad.samerandomhero wrote:a stegosaurus named Taldor. Who follows a Qadiran, as is proper in a rightful world.
Now THAT is funny, young fellah-my-lad.Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-08-13T22:38:23ZRe: Forums: Local Play: PFS in Olympia, WAProfessor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kf26&page=6?PFS-in-Olympia-WA#2632010-08-12T15:00:31Z2010-08-12T15:00:30Z<p>7th level trap rogue, yes, sonny-my-boy. But I'll be blazing trails, finding paths, penetrating the jungles, and plundering the tombs at the high-level table.</p>7th level trap rogue, yes, sonny-my-boy. But I'll be blazing trails, finding paths, penetrating the jungles, and plundering the tombs at the high-level table.Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-08-12T15:00:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Commoner BuildGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l1ot?Commoner-Build#362010-07-16T18:19:48Z2010-07-16T18:19:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CourtFool wrote:</div><blockquote> To pull a Godwin, I believe this is what caused a large portion of Nazi Germany to 'look the other way'. </blockquote><p>Your speech offends me. SILENCE POODLE!!!!CourtFool wrote:To pull a Godwin, I believe this is what caused a large portion of Nazi Germany to 'look the other way'.
Your speech offends me. SILENCE POODLE!!!!Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-07-16T18:19:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What do Progressives Believe?Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l16x&page=9?What-do-Progressives-Believe#4202010-08-09T18:22:28Z2010-07-15T18:20:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sebastian wrote:</div><blockquote>calling your opponent a nazi </blockquote><p>Frankly, I'm surprised it took this long.Sebastian wrote:calling your opponent a nazi
Frankly, I'm surprised it took this long.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-07-15T18:20:33ZRe: Forums: Advice: Is Disarm useless?Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l010?Is-Disarm-useless#252010-07-08T18:26:05Z2010-07-08T18:26:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM_Blake wrote:</div><blockquote>the Third Reich </blockquote><p>Gotcha.DM_Blake wrote:the Third Reich
Gotcha.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-07-08T18:26:05ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: My Ranger has this Favored Enemy Because...Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kyvx&page=3?My-Ranger-has-this-Favored-Enemy-Because#1222010-06-30T20:26:30Z2010-06-30T20:26:28Z<p>Undead, because I'm a veteran explorer of ancient tombs and crypts.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Undead, because I'm a veteran explorer of ancient tombs and crypts.
[Spoiler omitted]Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-06-30T20:26:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Haiku GameThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2khtp&page=18?The-Haiku-Game#8942010-05-07T19:45:48Z2010-05-07T19:45:48Z<p>The drum will eat you!
<br />
Animated objects are
<br />
Tough adversaries</p>The drum will eat you!
Animated objects are
Tough adversariesThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-05-07T19:45:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Welcome to Arizona...Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kqvd&page=11?Welcome-to-Arizona#5222010-05-06T19:05:55Z2010-05-06T19:05:55Z<p>There is just too much for me to do in this thread.</p>There is just too much for me to do in this thread.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-05-06T19:05:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: This made me really angry - why California (and the US in general) need gay marrageGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2krlk?This-made-me-really-angry-why-California#492010-04-30T21:56:12Z2010-04-30T21:56:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CourtFool wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Xabulba wrote:</div><blockquote> Wasn't this thread about an elderly gay couple getting screwed over by their county goverment? </blockquote>Topic nazi! </blockquote><p>BOOM! gotchaCourtFool wrote:Xabulba wrote: Wasn't this thread about an elderly gay couple getting screwed over by their county goverment?
Topic nazi! BOOM! gotchaGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-30T21:56:12ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Ask a ShoantiAncrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j115&page=3?Ask-a-Shoanti#1282010-04-29T22:52:03Z2010-04-29T22:52:02Z<p>Dear S. N.,</p>
<p>If it's all the same, I'll prefer the undead rakshasa cub. I've never heard of a Shoanti domesticating one of those, so I'll be the first in my quah to have one.</p>
<p>Eagerly,
<br />
Ancrym of the Skoan-Quah</p>Dear S. N.,
If it's all the same, I'll prefer the undead rakshasa cub. I've never heard of a Shoanti domesticating one of those, so I'll be the first in my quah to have one.
Eagerly,
Ancrym of the Skoan-QuahAncrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-29T22:52:02ZRe: Forums: 3.5/d20/OGL: So what does your charecter do inbetween adventures?Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2krhd?So-what-does-your-charecter-do-inbetween#32010-04-29T18:37:17Z2010-04-29T18:34:41Z<p>In between my Pathfinder Society expeditions, I'm a lecturer in antiquities and geography at Almas University.</p>In between my Pathfinder Society expeditions, I'm a lecturer in antiquities and geography at Almas University.Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-29T18:34:41ZRe: Forums: Local Play: PFS in Olympia, WASark Salisfer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kf26&page=4?PFS-in-Olympia-WA#1682010-04-28T19:11:44Z2010-04-28T19:11:44Z<p>My backup Pathfinder.</p>My backup Pathfinder.Sark Salisfer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-28T19:11:44ZRe: Forums: Local Play: PFS in Olympia, WAProfessor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kf26&page=4?PFS-in-Olympia-WA#1672010-04-28T19:10:59Z2010-04-28T19:10:58Z<p>Ah, good to see a fellow Andoran on board! The forces of tyranny and oppression will quake at our approach. Well, they'll quake at YOUR approach. They won't notice my approach until the bowstring is singing.</p>
<p>P.S. LtlBtyRam, could you please send me an email? I don't have anybody's email or # or directions for the Sunday game.</p>Ah, good to see a fellow Andoran on board! The forces of tyranny and oppression will quake at our approach. Well, they'll quake at YOUR approach. They won't notice my approach until the bowstring is singing.
P.S. LtlBtyRam, could you please send me an email? I don't have anybody's email or # or directions for the Sunday game.Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-28T19:10:58ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Ask a ShoantiAncrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j115&page=3?Ask-a-Shoanti#1212010-04-27T19:06:29Z2010-04-27T19:06:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Shuriken Nekogami wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear ask a Shoanti.</p>
<p>I am a minkan demigoddess of all things feline and dislike my domain. i have been around for 3,631 years (and have looked like a minkan child all this time too) and seek a promotion in the divine heirarchy. how do i get one?</p>
<p>Shuriken Nekogami</p>
<p>P.S. i like the advantages of faking childhood, but i dislike the disadvantages. how do i get the good stuff without the bad? </blockquote><p>Dear S. N.,
<p>I suggest it may be time for your rite of passage. You'll get no respect until you can prove yourself as an adult. I have fond memories of my rite of passage: entering the pitch-black cave, crawling forward on my belly hundreds of yards into the depths of the earth along a tunnel I could barely squeeze through, facing the terrors that lurked in the lightless chambers beyond, and re-emerging into the light with the skull of my totem animal as an adult.</p>
<p>But what kind of rite of passage would be suitable for a demigoddess? My first thought was for you to undertake a spirit journey, but, being a spirit yourself, it might be a little pointless. Perhaps a better rite of passage would be to slay a rival deity—perhaps the dog god—in single combat and claim its portfolio for yourself. Think big! Why settle for just felines, when you could be the goddess of house pets of ALL kinds?</p>
<p>Ancrym of the Skoan-Quah</p>
<p>P.S. Faking childhood is an exercise in weakness. It's much better to be an adult. Adults get to eat our enemies' still-beating hearts before our dinner if we want to.</p>Shuriken Nekogami wrote:Dear ask a Shoanti.
I am a minkan demigoddess of all things feline and dislike my domain. i have been around for 3,631 years (and have looked like a minkan child all this time too) and seek a promotion in the divine heirarchy. how do i get one?
Shuriken Nekogami
P.S. i like the advantages of faking childhood, but i dislike the disadvantages. how do i get the good stuff without the bad?
Dear S. N., I suggest it may be time for your rite of passage. You'll get no...Ancrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-27T19:06:28ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Ask a ShoantiAncrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j115&page=3?Ask-a-Shoanti#1202010-04-27T18:53:13Z2010-04-27T18:53:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Daniel Moyer wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Ask A Shoanti,</p>
<p>Along one of our more recent adventures, my party and I came across a village in need of our assistance, a woman spoke for them. In the few short moments that we spoke to this woman, she started to... change. We believed her to be a village elder, but the more she spoke she revealed herself to be just another old crone, before we finally realized she was actually some sort of toothless hag! Is this some sort of disease, like leprosy? Or should we just stop meeting strange women in small village bars?</p>
<p>3-Legged Coyote </blockquote><p>Dear 3-Legged Coyote,
<p>Clearly SHE didn't gnaw your leg off.</p>
<p>Ancrym of the Skoan-Quah</p>Daniel Moyer wrote:Dear Ask A Shoanti,
Along one of our more recent adventures, my party and I came across a village in need of our assistance, a woman spoke for them. In the few short moments that we spoke to this woman, she started to... change. We believed her to be a village elder, but the more she spoke she revealed herself to be just another old crone, before we finally realized she was actually some sort of toothless hag! Is this some sort of disease, like leprosy? Or should we just...Ancrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-27T18:53:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=3?Nazis#1022010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-04-26T23:01:41Z<p>In another surprising turn of events, <a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/community/offTopic/careToExplainYourAvatarName&page=4#185" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Stormraven88 is shown that his very own avatar name is an instance of Godwin's Law.</a></p>In another surprising turn of events, Stormraven88 is shown that his very own avatar name is an instance of Godwin's Law.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-26T23:01:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Care to Explain your Avatar Name?Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2itny&page=4?Care-to-Explain-your-Avatar-Name#1862010-04-26T22:59:23Z2010-04-26T22:59:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Urizen wrote:</div><blockquote> Your moniker gives off neo-nazi vibes when you put <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/88_(number)#As_a_Neo-Nazi_symbol" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">88</a> at the end of it as it's the 8th letter in the alphabet. H.H. stands for 'Heil Hitler' in neo-nazi literature.</blockquote><p>You cannot escape me.Urizen wrote:Your moniker gives off neo-nazi vibes when you put 88 at the end of it as it's the 8th letter in the alphabet. H.H. stands for 'Heil Hitler' in neo-nazi literature.
You cannot escape me.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-26T22:59:22ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Ask a ShoantiAncrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j115&page=3?Ask-a-Shoanti#1132010-04-26T21:02:00Z2010-04-26T21:01:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jarod Darkblade wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear ask a Shoanti,</p>
<p>I don't know whether you're the right guy to ask this, but I have nowhere else to go, and so I'll just go and ask you!</p>
<p>I'm in a serious moral conundrum: I recently took out a hit on some successful but fatally scrupulous merchant. The agreed-on compensation was 3000 gold pieces.</p>
<p>But when I later opened the bag, it turned out to be 3000 platinum pieces! Just in case these civilised currencies are unknown to you: That's 10 times as much as the asking price! He certainly didn't overpay me by that much intentionally.</p>
<p>So you can surely understand the dilemma I am in: Do I need to share with my guild? </blockquote><p>Dear Jarod,
<p>A Shoanti war-leader, or "Jothka," usually bestows the spoils of war on his warriors to reward their loyalty and bravery. Only the strong can afford to be generous. Only the weak pay tribute. Do not "share" with your guild. Either pay tribute like a Chelaxian slave or buy the loyalty of your comrades and seize power for yourself.</p>
<p>Generously,
<br />
Ancrym of the Skoan-Quah</p>Jarod Darkblade wrote:Dear ask a Shoanti,
I don't know whether you're the right guy to ask this, but I have nowhere else to go, and so I'll just go and ask you!
I'm in a serious moral conundrum: I recently took out a hit on some successful but fatally scrupulous merchant. The agreed-on compensation was 3000 gold pieces.
But when I later opened the bag, it turned out to be 3000 platinum pieces! Just in case these civilised currencies are unknown to you: That's 10 times as much as the asking...Ancrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-26T21:01:59ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Ask a ShoantiAncrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j115&page=3?Ask-a-Shoanti#1122010-04-26T20:47:17Z2010-04-26T20:47:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Stereofm wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Dear Ask a Shoanti,</p>
<p>Why not Ask Two Shoantis ?</p>
<p>Hungry in Hoarwood. </blockquote><p>Dear Hungry,
<p>Because if the two Shoanti disagree about the answer, you wouldn't want to fall victim to the ensuing collateral damage.</p>
<p>Ancrym of the Skoan-Quah</p>Stereofm wrote:Dear Ask a Shoanti,
Why not Ask Two Shoantis ?
Hungry in Hoarwood.
Dear Hungry, Because if the two Shoanti disagree about the answer, you wouldn't want to fall victim to the ensuing collateral damage.
Ancrym of the Skoan-QuahAncrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-26T20:47:15ZRe: Forums: Local Play: PFS in Olympia, WAProfessor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kf26&page=4?PFS-in-Olympia-WA#1642010-04-26T19:39:16Z2010-04-26T19:39:16Z<p>For the nefarious foes of Andoran, it <i>didn't</i> come to fisticuffs this time. They were foiled by our arrows, whistling sudden justice from the treelines.</p>For the nefarious foes of Andoran, it didn't come to fisticuffs this time. They were foiled by our arrows, whistling sudden justice from the treelines.Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-26T19:39:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: 4e threads that aren't corrosive to the eyesThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hun0&page=2?4e-threads-that-arent-corrosive-to-the-eyes#632010-04-24T01:54:43Z2010-04-24T01:54:43Z<p>I used to think I was a thread necromancer. Cosmo's Wandering Eye has me beat by a country mile.</p>I used to think I was a thread necromancer. Cosmo's Wandering Eye has me beat by a country mile.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-24T01:54:43ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Ask a ShoantiAncrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j115&page=3?Ask-a-Shoanti#1042010-04-23T19:01:49Z2010-04-23T19:01:49Z<p>Dear Ulgulanoth's hat,</p>
<p>This thread was moved into the archives as an eternal monument to its glory. We of the Skoan-Quah watch over such things to honor the ancestors and make sure they are never tainted with undeath. In this case, I will allow an exception and permit thread necromancy.</p>
<p>Ancrym of the Skoan-Quah</p>Dear Ulgulanoth's hat,
This thread was moved into the archives as an eternal monument to its glory. We of the Skoan-Quah watch over such things to honor the ancestors and make sure they are never tainted with undeath. In this case, I will allow an exception and permit thread necromancy.
Ancrym of the Skoan-QuahAncrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-23T19:01:49ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: "This is all very interesting stuff... but I still think there should be more scantily clad females :)"Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ihxv&page=10?This-is-all-very-interesting-stuff-but-I#4782010-06-05T04:44:27Z2010-04-21T23:03:51Z<p>Hm. Cosmo's Wandering Eye sure beat me to this thread.</p>Hm. Cosmo's Wandering Eye sure beat me to this thread.Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-21T23:03:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Alice in FawtlylandJabberwock (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kqka&page=3?Alice-in-Fawtlyland#1262010-06-16T16:40:34Z2010-04-21T20:50:09Z<p>:whiffles back from being punted:</p>
<p>Burble. Burble burble.</p>:whiffles back from being punted:
Burble. Burble burble.Jabberwock (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-21T20:50:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Alice in FawtlylandJabberwock (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kqka?Alice-in-Fawtlyland#352010-06-16T16:40:34Z2010-04-20T23:29:03Z<p>•comes whiffling through the turgey thread•</p>
<p>Burble.</p>*comes whiffling through the turgey thread*
Burble.Jabberwock (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-20T23:29:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I have it upon good authority that...Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kq7c?I-have-it-upon-good-authority-that#172010-04-18T05:37:43Z2010-04-18T05:37:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Urizen wrote:</div><blockquote>Mein Kampf</blockquote><p>First post. You're quite efficient, Urizen.Urizen wrote:Mein Kampf
First post. You're quite efficient, Urizen.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-18T05:37:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=2?Nazis#1002010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-04-16T14:46:56Z<p>Somewhat surprisingly, <a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/community/offTopic/raistlinVsElminster&page=2#79" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Raistlin vs. Elminster</a>.</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Somewhat surprisingly, Raistlin vs. Elminster.
[Spoiler omitted]Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-16T14:46:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raistlin vs. ElminsterGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ht5e&page=2?Raistlin-vs-Elminster#802010-04-28T10:26:08Z2010-04-16T14:34:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote>WOTC's nazilike "protections" of their "int'leckchewel propiteh's"</blockquote><p>You cannot hide from me forever.Heathansson wrote:WOTC's nazilike "protections" of their "int'leckchewel propiteh's"
You cannot hide from me forever.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-16T14:34:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Adventures of Stabby Blast, Gish-at-LargeThread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k6cg&page=2?The-Adventures-of-Stabby-Blast-GishatLarge#802010-04-05T22:58:21Z2010-04-05T22:58:21Z<p>Thread Necromancer summons hordes of undead minions to attack STABBY BLAST, only to break our gishy hero out of his 5 month daze! O the audacity of Thread Necromancer, who casts but neither blasts nor stabs!</p>Thread Necromancer summons hordes of undead minions to attack STABBY BLAST, only to break our gishy hero out of his 5 month daze! O the audacity of Thread Necromancer, who casts but neither blasts nor stabs!Thread Necromancer (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-05T22:58:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: If a gamer became PresidentGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2h0wi&page=2?If-a-gamer-became-President#822010-04-05T22:41:05Z2010-04-05T22:41:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Jade wrote:</div><blockquote> The Li'l Hitler?</blockquote><p>SCORE!!!! And what a score it is!The Jade wrote:The Li'l Hitler?
SCORE!!!! And what a score it is!Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-05T22:41:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: If a gamer became PresidentJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2h0wi&page=2?If-a-gamer-became-President#812010-04-05T22:38:53Z2010-04-05T22:38:53Z<p>I'm Jack Chick, and I'm deeply troubled by the implications of this thread.</p>I'm Jack Chick, and I'm deeply troubled by the implications of this thread.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-05T22:38:53ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: Psionic Nazi Slaver Dwarves!Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ko7q?Psionic-Nazi-Slaver-Dwarves#132010-04-01T22:29:31Z2010-04-01T22:29:30Z<p>DM Wellard FTW!</p>DM Wellard FTW!Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-01T22:29:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Hitler's D&D Character DiesGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ko7c?Hitlers-DD-Character-Dies#82010-04-01T14:25:15Z2010-04-01T01:16:55Z<p>I laughed, I cried, I <a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/community/offTopic/nazis&page=2#97" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">linked it in my thread.</a></p>I laughed, I cried, I linked it in my thread.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-01T01:16:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=2?Nazis#982010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-04-01T01:15:05Z<p><a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/paizoPublishing/pathfinder/pathfinderRPG/general/hitlersDDCharacterDies" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">It's... beautiful.</a></p>It's... beautiful.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-04-01T01:15:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Healthcare and my mental block when it comes to the right wing take.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2km01&page=15?Healthcare-and-my-mental-block-when-it-comes#7502010-06-16T02:24:11Z2010-03-28T17:00:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Anburaid wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CommieNazis" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Commie-nazi's</a> </blockquote><p>Wow, don't know how I missed this one. This thread is a "target-rich environment."Anburaid wrote:Commie-nazi's
Wow, don't know how I missed this one. This thread is a "target-rich environment."Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-28T17:00:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Healthcare and my mental block when it comes to the right wing take.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2km01&page=14?Healthcare-and-my-mental-block-when-it-comes#6922010-06-16T02:24:11Z2010-03-26T21:11:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Studpuffin wrote:</div><blockquote><p>If the threads get locked by Paizo, does that mean:</p>
<p>1 Michael Jackson = 1 Godwin? </blockquote><p>You rang?Studpuffin wrote:If the threads get locked by Paizo, does that mean:
1 Michael Jackson = 1 Godwin?
You rang?Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-26T21:11:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=2?Nazis#962010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-23T21:30:02Z<p><a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/community/offTopic/isAmericanExceptionalismAMyth&page=2#84" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Punked out in American Exceptionalism.</a> :(</p>Punked out in American Exceptionalism. :(Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-23T21:30:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Is American exceptionalism a myth?Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kmoz&page=2?Is-American-exceptionalism-a-myth#852010-03-23T21:11:34Z2010-03-23T21:11:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Godwin's Law Nazi wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote> the failure to aid Jews fleeing the Nazis</blockquote>1st post! </blockquote><p>In all fairness that is a cut and paste quote from Wikipedia.... Therefore part of the question and not a Godwin. Godwin's law requires a comparison (of an idea, person, philosophy and so on) to Mr A Hitler and his bunch of goons, not a mention of said monsters in historical or philosophical context.
<p>I think you have a case of premature Godwin pointing out.</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted ••... </blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">Godwin's Law wrote:</div><blockquote>As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.</blockquote><p>I'm willing to consider that you might technically be correct. Although you cited a source referring to Nazis, it wasn't technically a <i>comparison</i> of anything to the Nazis.
<p>Take comfort in your momentary victory, Allied scum, for it is only a matter of time before someone really <i>does</i> make a comparison!!! <span class=messageboard-ooc>Maniacal evil laughter!!!!</span></p>The 8th Dwarf wrote:Godwin's Law Nazi wrote: The 8th Dwarf wrote: the failure to aid Jews fleeing the Nazis
1st post! In all fairness that is a cut and paste quote from Wikipedia.... Therefore part of the question and not a Godwin. Godwin's law requires a comparison (of an idea, person, philosophy and so on) to Mr A Hitler and his bunch of goons, not a mention of said monsters in historical or philosophical context. I think you have a case of premature Godwin pointing out.
** spoiler...Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-23T21:11:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Is American exceptionalism a myth?Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kmoz&page=2?Is-American-exceptionalism-a-myth#602010-03-23T16:26:57Z2010-03-23T16:26:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The 8th Dwarf wrote:</div><blockquote> the failure to aid Jews fleeing the Nazis</blockquote><p>1st post!The 8th Dwarf wrote:the failure to aid Jews fleeing the Nazis
1st post!Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-23T16:26:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=2?Nazis#872010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-22T15:51:50Z<p>Healthcare and my mental block when it comes to the right wing take. (inevitably)</p>
<p>Way too many to cite.</p>Healthcare and my mental block when it comes to the right wing take. (inevitably)
Way too many to cite.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-22T15:51:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Healthcare and my mental block when it comes to the right wing take.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2km01&page=10?Healthcare-and-my-mental-block-when-it-comes#4712010-06-16T02:24:11Z2010-03-22T15:19:34Z<p>For once, I find myself with not enough time in the day to point out the various references in this thread since yesterday.</p>
<p>From the looks of it, Ross doesn't have enough time either.</p>For once, I find myself with not enough time in the day to point out the various references in this thread since yesterday.
From the looks of it, Ross doesn't have enough time either.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-22T15:19:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A Civil Religious DiscussionGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2h9ei&page=123?A-Civil-Religious-Discussion#61192010-03-22T02:47:25Z2010-03-22T02:47:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Obbligato wrote:</div><blockquote>animal holocaust denier</blockquote><p>Technical point!Obbligato wrote:animal holocaust denier
Technical point!Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-22T02:47:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Tomatoes!Poor Neighbor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kmbu?Tomatoes#142010-03-17T22:55:10Z2010-03-17T22:55:10Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Steals a tomato.</span></p>Steals a tomato.Poor Neighbor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-17T22:55:10ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Old TSR code of conductJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2km2i?Old-TSR-code-of-conduct#362010-03-16T20:18:43Z2010-03-16T20:18:43Z<p>Blame me.</p>Blame me.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-16T20:18:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=2?Nazis#822010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-15T17:37:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote> Guilty as charged. </blockquote><p>All is <a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/community/offTopic/whatAreChildrenLearningInSchoolTheseDays&page=7#308" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">forgiven.</a>Kobold Cleaver wrote:Guilty as charged.
All is forgiven.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-15T17:37:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What are children learning in school these days?Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k4ti&page=7?What-are-children-learning-in-school-these-days#3092010-03-15T17:35:52Z2010-03-15T17:35:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tarren Dei wrote:</div><blockquote>Please report yourself to the Godwin thread. </blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">LazarX, upthread, wrote:</div><blockquote>Why would an otherwise civilised people put millions of Jews and non Jews in gas chambers and tortue camps?</blockquote><p>Kobold Cleaver was ninja'd. Point to LazarX.Tarren Dei wrote:Please report yourself to the Godwin thread.
LazarX, upthread, wrote:Why would an otherwise civilised people put millions of Jews and non Jews in gas chambers and tortue camps?
Kobold Cleaver was ninja'd. Point to LazarX.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-15T17:35:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=2?Nazis#802010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-11T20:31:03Z<p><a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/community/offTopic/virginiaRepublicanPoliticsBibleBasedAndHomophobic&page=3#135" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Virginia Republican Politics Flamewar.</a></p>Virginia Republican Politics Flamewar.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-11T20:31:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Virginia republican politics... "fresh" from 2000 years ago.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kjm1&page=3?Virginia-republican-politics-fresh-from-2000#1412010-03-11T20:29:30Z2010-03-11T20:29:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Samnell wrote:</div><blockquote> Holocaust</blockquote><p>Yes!!Samnell wrote:Holocaust
Yes!!Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-11T20:29:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=2?Nazis#792010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-11T20:25:44Z<p>I'd give you credit for that.</p>I'd give you credit for that.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-11T20:25:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=2?Nazis#772010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-10T17:55:59Z<p><a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/paizoPublishing/pathfinder/pathfinderRPG/general/speakingOfEvil&page=4#187" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Speaking of Evil</a>, in an ironic twist, Godwinned only when Hitler was mentioned in reference to Godwin's Law itself.</p>Speaking of Evil, in an ironic twist, Godwinned only when Hitler was mentioned in reference to Godwin's Law itself.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-10T17:55:59ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Speaking of Evil...Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkau&page=4?Speaking-of-Evil#1882010-03-10T17:50:10Z2010-03-10T17:50:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Fred Ohm wrote:</div><blockquote> "You talked about hitler, so you're wrong" </blockquote><p>Aaaaaaaaaaand.... GODWINNED!
<p>But really, I'm not here to invalidate your point. I'm just here to point out that you made the reference. Godwin's Law has nothing to do with the validity of the reference, only the probability of it occurring.</p>Fred Ohm wrote:"You talked about hitler, so you're wrong"
Aaaaaaaaaaand.... GODWINNED! But really, I'm not here to invalidate your point. I'm just here to point out that you made the reference. Godwin's Law has nothing to do with the validity of the reference, only the probability of it occurring.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-10T17:50:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What are children learning in school these days?Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k4ti&page=5?What-are-children-learning-in-school-these-days#2152010-03-10T14:55:11Z2010-03-10T14:55:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Xpltvdeleted wrote:</div><blockquote> Germany has a pretty bad history of "sects" (accuse me of godwining if you want)</blockquote><p>It's OK, references to Martin Luther and the Protestant Reformation don't invoke Godwin's Law. :)Xpltvdeleted wrote:Germany has a pretty bad history of "sects" (accuse me of godwining if you want)
It's OK, references to Martin Luther and the Protestant Reformation don't invoke Godwin's Law. :)Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-10T14:55:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=2?Nazis#722010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-08T18:32:34Z<p><a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/community/offTopic/quotesThread&page=13#622" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">The Quotes thread.</a></p>The Quotes thread.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-08T18:32:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Quotes ThreadGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2htl4&page=13?Quotes-Thread#6232010-03-08T18:30:07Z2010-03-08T18:29:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:</div><blockquote><p> "[I was] baffled when Hitler raised his arm in the Nazi salute and said, 'Heil Hitler.' After a moment's thought, [I] raised my own arm in an identical salute and proclaimed, 'Heil Meinertzhagen'."
</p>
- from Col. Richard Meinertzhagen's (most likely partly fictional) journal </blockquote><p>And we were doing so well.The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:"[I was] baffled when Hitler raised his arm in the Nazi salute and said, 'Heil Hitler.' After a moment's thought, [I] raised my own arm in an identical salute and proclaimed, 'Heil Meinertzhagen'."
- from Col. Richard Meinertzhagen's (most likely partly fictional) journal
And we were doing so well.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-08T18:29:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=2?Nazis#702010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-08T17:43:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CourtFool wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Godwin's Law Nazi wrote:</div><blockquote>May I suggest that whenever one of us GODWINS a thread, we report it here? ... Threads in which YOU invoked the Nazis, etc. don't count.</blockquote>Wait, do we report our Godwin or not? Do we have to retro-actively report? I do not think I could find all those threads. </blockquote><p>Let me clarify. When somebody else makes the reference, and YOU call Godwin on it, let us know about it here! No fair invoking the Nazis just so you can call Godwin on yourself.
<p>P.S. I disputably Godwinned the <a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/paizoPublishing/paizocon/thePrincessBrideCompetition&page=2#77" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Princess Bride thread.</a></p>CourtFool wrote:Godwin's Law Nazi wrote:May I suggest that whenever one of us GODWINS a thread, we report it here? ... Threads in which YOU invoked the Nazis, etc. don't count.
Wait, do we report our Godwin or not? Do we have to retro-actively report? I do not think I could find all those threads. Let me clarify. When somebody else makes the reference, and YOU call Godwin on it, let us know about it here! No fair invoking the Nazis just so you can call Godwin on yourself. P.S. I disputably...Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-08T17:43:33ZRe: Forums/PaizoCon: General Discussion: The Princess Bride CompetitionGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkmg&page=2?The-Princess-Bride-Competition#782010-03-06T16:14:12Z2010-03-06T16:13:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Old Guy GM wrote:</div><blockquote>holocaust cloak</blockquote><p>Offer me money!
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Old Guy GM wrote:holocaust cloak
Offer me money! [Spoiler omitted]Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-06T16:13:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=2?Nazis#632010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-06T16:10:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Spacelard wrote:</div><blockquote> From this point on if anyone mentions Nazis, etc in any thread I shall <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsNLbK8_rBY" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">post this</a> </blockquote><p>The Godwin Gestapo actually has a quite effective filter that prevents me from watching Youtube at work. But I just watched it at home. I lul'd. Well played, sir.
<p>May I suggest that whenever one of us GODWINS a thread, we report it here? We could even turn it into a sort of leaderboard for who has Godwinned the most threads first. Threads in which YOU invoked the Nazis, etc. don't count. No getting around that with sockpuppetry, either.</p>Spacelard wrote:From this point on if anyone mentions Nazis, etc in any thread I shall post this
The Godwin Gestapo actually has a quite effective filter that prevents me from watching Youtube at work. But I just watched it at home. I lul'd. Well played, sir. May I suggest that whenever one of us GODWINS a thread, we report it here? We could even turn it into a sort of leaderboard for who has Godwinned the most threads first. Threads in which YOU invoked the Nazis, etc. don't count. No...Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-06T16:10:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Does Anybody Even Read the Posts?Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkqx?Does-Anybody-Even-Read-the-Posts#262010-03-04T22:08:15Z2010-03-04T22:08:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Billzabub wrote:</div><blockquote><p> It's the same thing that Hitler & the Nazis did!</p>
<p>oh, and pistachio! </blockquote><p>Well... you know....Billzabub wrote:It's the same thing that Hitler & the Nazis did!
oh, and pistachio!
Well... you know....Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-04T22:08:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=2?Nazis#562010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-04T20:42:42Z<p>Francis? Didn't ve conquer Francis?</p>Francis? Didn't ve conquer Francis?Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-04T20:42:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Archetypal TyrantGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkqs?The-Archetypal-Tyrant#42010-03-04T20:20:40Z2010-03-04T20:20:34Z<p>::silently stalks this thread::</p>::silently stalks this thread::Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-04T20:20:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo&page=2?Nazis#542010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-04T20:08:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Xpltvdeleted wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">TriOmegaZero wrote:</div><blockquote> Did this get inspired by what I think it did? o.o </blockquote>If you're talking about my comparison that was falsley "godwined" then you're probably right. </blockquote><p>Zere vill be NO! jackink of zis thread mit serious discussions!Xpltvdeleted wrote:TriOmegaZero wrote: Did this get inspired by what I think it did? o.o
If you're talking about my comparison that was falsley "godwined" then you're probably right. Zere vill be NO! jackink of zis thread mit serious discussions!Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-04T20:08:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo?Nazis#322010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-03T20:53:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Shadowborn wrote:</div><blockquote> What gives you the right to tell me what I can and can't post? You're as bad as Hitler.</blockquote><p>Und now, ze Godvin Geshtapo vill be vatchink you.Shadowborn wrote:What gives you the right to tell me what I can and can't post? You're as bad as Hitler.
Und now, ze Godvin Geshtapo vill be vatchink you.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-03T20:53:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo?Nazis#182010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-03T19:29:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Xpltvdeleted wrote:</div><blockquote> stuff about Godwin's Law </blockquote><p>The Internet is a veritable Holocaust of false invocations of Godwin's Law.Xpltvdeleted wrote:stuff about Godwin's Law
The Internet is a veritable Holocaust of false invocations of Godwin's Law.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-03T19:29:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo?Nazis#152010-04-26T23:01:44Z2010-03-03T19:05:31Z<p>I'm deeply offended and insulted that anyone would threadjack this highly intelligent and respectful discussion with tomfoolery.</p>
<p>That's just like what Hitler did in the '30s.</p>I'm deeply offended and insulted that anyone would threadjack this highly intelligent and respectful discussion with tomfoolery.
That's just like what Hitler did in the '30s.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-03T19:05:31ZForums: Off-Topic Discussions: NazisGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kklo?Nazis#12012-11-15T22:31:34Z2010-03-03T17:51:34Z<p>As a service to the Paizo community, I offer this thread.</p>
<p>If you are about to invoke Nazis, Hitler, or the Holocaust in any way in another thread, STOP. Check yourself. Then make your post in this thread.</p>
<p>Consider it Godwin's Law mitigation. <i>Magic circle vs. Nazis.</i></p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>As a service to the Paizo community, I offer this thread.
If you are about to invoke Nazis, Hitler, or the Holocaust in any way in another thread, STOP. Check yourself. Then make your post in this thread.
Consider it Godwin's Law mitigation. Magic circle vs. Nazis.
[Spoiler omitted]Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-03T17:51:34ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo and Pathfinder Saved my Soul... Well part of itJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkbj&page=6?Paizo-and-Pathfinder-Saved-my-Soul-Well-part#2962010-03-02T21:28:57Z2010-03-02T21:28:56Z<p>Somebody please lock or jack this thread before even I end up going to hell.</p>Somebody please lock or jack this thread before even I end up going to hell.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-02T21:28:56ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo and Pathfinder Saved my Soul... Well part of itGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkbj&page=5?Paizo-and-Pathfinder-Saved-my-Soul-Well-part#2482010-03-02T18:38:25Z2010-03-02T18:38:24Z<p>Allowing this thread to remain unlocked in Pathfinder General Discussion is something only a Nazi could do. It's like slavery and the persecution of Native Americans and the Spanish Inquisition and the Salem Witch Trials and Stalin's pogroms and the Rape of Nanking and Rwanda and Christians being thrown to the lions in the Coliseum all rolled up into one.</p>Allowing this thread to remain unlocked in Pathfinder General Discussion is something only a Nazi could do. It's like slavery and the persecution of Native Americans and the Spanish Inquisition and the Salem Witch Trials and Stalin's pogroms and the Rape of Nanking and Rwanda and Christians being thrown to the lions in the Coliseum all rolled up into one.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-02T18:38:24ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo and Pathfinder Saved my Soul... Well part of itJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkbj&page=3?Paizo-and-Pathfinder-Saved-my-Soul-Well-part#1412010-03-02T00:44:02Z2010-03-02T00:44:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Jade wrote:</div><blockquote> I studied that at Harvarti </blockquote><p>Forget D&D. You're going to hell for THAT.The Jade wrote:I studied that at Harvarti
Forget D&D. You're going to hell for THAT.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-02T00:44:02ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo and Pathfinder Saved my Soul... Well part of itGodwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkbj&page=3?Paizo-and-Pathfinder-Saved-my-Soul-Well-part#1222010-03-02T00:03:33Z2010-03-02T00:03:33Z<p>Cheesejacking a thread is similar to the jack-booted Brown Shirt tactics used during Hitler's rise to power in 1930's Germany. Look for broken windows next.</p>Cheesejacking a thread is similar to the jack-booted Brown Shirt tactics used during Hitler's rise to power in 1930's Germany. Look for broken windows next.Godwin's Law Nazi (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-02T00:03:33ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Paizo and Pathfinder Saved my Soul... Well part of itJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kkbj?Paizo-and-Pathfinder-Saved-my-Soul-Well-part#252010-03-01T18:11:04Z2010-03-01T18:11:03Z<p>Nope, you're still going to hell.</p>Nope, you're still going to hell.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-03-01T18:11:03ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Am I evil?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ki98&page=10?Am-I-evil#4982010-02-16T21:31:06Z2010-02-16T21:31:06Z<p>You're evil. EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS EVIL!!!</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]
<br />
[Spoiler omitted]</p>You're evil. EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS EVIL!!!
[Spoiler omitted]
[Spoiler omitted]Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-02-16T21:31:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Who would you fight?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2h9vu&page=4?Who-would-you-fight#1562010-02-10T00:21:53Z2010-02-10T00:21:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lilith wrote:</div><blockquote> Jack Chick.</blockquote><p>Hey!!Lilith wrote:Jack Chick.
Hey!!Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-02-10T00:21:53ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder Adventure Path: General Discussion: Why are PCs forced to side with the Devil in every Adventure Path?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2khmp&page=4?Why-are-PCs-forced-to-side-with-the-Devil-in#1842010-08-02T22:58:03Z2010-02-10T00:13:56Z<p>Deals with the devil? D&D forces you to be evil!</p>
<p>I told you so!!!</p>
<p>P.S. Goodwin strikes again!</p>Deals with the devil? D&D forces you to be evil!
I told you so!!!
P.S. Goodwin strikes again!Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-02-10T00:13:56ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: The Shoanti. Are they truly a doomed culture or is there still a hopeful future for them?Ancrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kgrw?The-Shoanti-Are-they-truly-a-doomed-culture#262010-02-06T16:21:02Z2010-02-06T16:21:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">MerrikCale wrote:</div><blockquote> Just because the culture is doomed does not mean the people are. The Shoanti may over time intergrate themselves into the region as a whole and the culture will suffer and the more advanced "civilization" dominates. But the people will still be there, the ethinicty </blockquote><p>You misunderstand. When I say "We of the Skoan-Quah will remain," what I mean is, "We of the Skoan-Quah will crush the Chelaxian interlopers beneath our mighty earthbreakers."MerrikCale wrote:Just because the culture is doomed does not mean the people are. The Shoanti may over time intergrate themselves into the region as a whole and the culture will suffer and the more advanced "civilization" dominates. But the people will still be there, the ethinicty
You misunderstand. When I say "We of the Skoan-Quah will remain," what I mean is, "We of the Skoan-Quah will crush the Chelaxian interlopers beneath our mighty earthbreakers."Ancrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-02-06T16:21:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The OT ArmyCharlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kh07&page=4?The-OT-Army#1792010-06-16T15:54:58Z2010-02-05T21:48:14Z<p>Sign my leave form, sir, I'm kicking up deuces. It's the WEEKEND!!</p>Sign my leave form, sir, I'm kicking up deuces. It's the WEEKEND!!Charlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-02-05T21:48:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The OT ArmyCharlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kh07&page=4?The-OT-Army#1642010-06-16T15:54:58Z2010-02-05T17:58:52Z<p>•a single figure falls from the sky, below a parachute canopy•
<br />
•his parachute collapses, but he deploys another•
<br />
•that one collapses too•
<br />
•he burns in with a puff of dust•
<br />
•gets up, dusts himself off, and double-times over•</p>
<p>AIRBORNEATWRLTWWTFBBQLOL!!!!! Captain Hardass McSeriousface reporting. •looks around• Holy hand grenades, these privates all look like zombies! Must be PT time in leg-land. Oh wait... they ARE zombies. Dammit, survive one zombie apocalypse and they put me in a whole friggin unit of em. Punished for success, business as usual.</p>
<p>Lieutenant, make me a pot of coffee. I'll be over here saving the free world one Powerpoint slide at a time.</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">David Fryer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Colonel Kernel wrote:</div><blockquote> go over there and load your balls into them and start shooting! </blockquote><span class=messageboard-ooc>ROTFLOL</span> </blockquote><p><a href="http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/agency/army/2-320fa.htm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Balls of the Eagle</a>*a single figure falls from the sky, below a parachute canopy*
*his parachute collapses, but he deploys another*
*that one collapses too*
*he burns in with a puff of dust*
*gets up, dusts himself off, and double-times over*
AIRBORNEATWRLTWWTFBBQLOL!!!!! Captain Hardass McSeriousface reporting. *looks around* Holy hand grenades, these privates all look like zombies! Must be PT time in leg-land. Oh wait... they ARE zombies. Dammit, survive one zombie apocalypse and they put me in a whole...Charlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-02-05T17:58:52ZRe: Forums: Local Play: PFS in Olympia, WAProfessor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kf26?PFS-in-Olympia-WA#362010-02-04T23:24:37Z2010-02-04T23:24:37Z<p>This is the character that I'll be bringing (Charlie Bell). Very much the skill monkey. This'll be my first time with Pathfinder Society, though not by a long shot my first time with Pathfinder/3.5/D&D in general. Would one of the DM's mind taking a look to make sure this character's legal?</p>
<p>Also, since this is my first time in PFS play, I want to play, not GM. But I'd be interested in and available for GMing future games.</p>This is the character that I'll be bringing (Charlie Bell). Very much the skill monkey. This'll be my first time with Pathfinder Society, though not by a long shot my first time with Pathfinder/3.5/D&D in general. Would one of the DM's mind taking a look to make sure this character's legal?
Also, since this is my first time in PFS play, I want to play, not GM. But I'd be interested in and available for GMing future games.Professor T. A. Forthlake (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-02-04T23:24:37ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: The Shoanti. Are they truly a doomed culture or is there still a hopeful future for them?Ancrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kgrw?The-Shoanti-Are-they-truly-a-doomed-culture#112010-02-04T19:37:32Z2010-02-04T19:37:32Z<p>We of the Skoan-Quah will remain.</p>We of the Skoan-Quah will remain.Ancrym Morn (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-02-04T19:37:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: D&D is a threat to the wellbeing of the StateJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kc88?DD-is-a-threat-to-the-wellbeing-of-the-State#202010-01-03T19:46:45Z2010-01-03T19:46:45Z<p>Well, since the trolls are coming out to play, I guess I should make an appearance too.</p>
<p>YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!!!!</p>Well, since the trolls are coming out to play, I guess I should make an appearance too.
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!!!!Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2010-01-03T19:46:45ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Is this game-breaking or cheesey?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k4tx&page=5?Is-this-gamebreaking-or-cheesey#2052009-11-16T19:47:18Z2009-11-16T19:47:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">TriOmegaZero wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I'm sad no one responded to me. I'm going to blindly assume that the silence is agreement and that I'm totally right.</p>
<p>Ah, happiness. ^_^ </blockquote><p>wrongTriOmegaZero wrote:I'm sad no one responded to me. I'm going to blindly assume that the silence is agreement and that I'm totally right.
Ah, happiness. ^_^
wrongJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2009-11-16T19:47:18ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Is this game-breaking or cheesey?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k4tx&page=3?Is-this-gamebreaking-or-cheesey#1062009-11-12T23:54:40Z2009-11-12T23:54:40Z<p>If you allow crafting in your game YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!11!</p>If you allow crafting in your game YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!11!Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2009-11-12T23:54:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Random Gaming HaikuJack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iyfu&page=2?Random-Gaming-Haiku#842009-11-09T20:26:54Z2009-11-09T20:26:53Z<p>When you play this game,
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you are casting spells FOR REAL!!!
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YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!11!1!!</p>When you play this game,
you are casting spells FOR REAL!!!
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!11!1!!Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2009-11-09T20:26:53ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Can we stop designing/balancing and just play already?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k45t&page=2?Can-we-stop-designingbalancing-and-just-play#822009-11-06T19:13:24Z2009-11-06T19:13:24Z<p>BTW I cannot BELIEVE this alias wasn't already taken.</p>BTW I cannot BELIEVE this alias wasn't already taken.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2009-11-06T19:13:24ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Can we stop designing/balancing and just play already?Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k45t&page=2?Can-we-stop-designingbalancing-and-just-play#812009-11-06T19:12:40Z2009-11-06T19:12:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">PlungingForward wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Snorter wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
<MMmmmmmmmmm, Miss Frost.....> </blockquote><p>I would, as they say, "so tap that."
</p>
Dark Dungeons is right up there with Frederick taking Dougal's pack to carry treasure in. Ah, memories... </blockquote><p>You're all going to hell.PlungingForward wrote:Snorter wrote:
I would, as they say, "so tap that."
Dark Dungeons is right up there with Frederick taking Dougal's pack to carry treasure in. Ah, memories... You're all going to hell.Jack Chick (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2009-11-06T19:12:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Who Wants Zombies?!?Charlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k1c9?Who-Wants-Zombies#382009-10-22T19:04:29Z2009-10-22T19:04:13Z<p>OOC note: I'm in uniform. Not full battle rattle, just regular ACUs.</p>
<p>-SIGH- Very well, I suppose it does make sense to gear up. But at some point I'm going to have to get a cup of coffee... before it gets nasty, too. The coffee, not the zombie situation. Zombies are always nasty.</p>
<p>Just one thing though. Don't. Ever. Call. Me. Chuck.</p>
<p>-jumps on the cart, takes the ride, and hops off, leaving his briefcase in the cart-</p>
<p>That's a good list you have there, Mike... bout what I was thinking. 20 gauges for anybody who's untrained but able to hold it. You might skip the .22s and 9 mils though... I'd wager those zombies don't feel pain like you or I do. Need something bigger to bring 'em down and if you can't handle something bigger just come stand behind me, I got ya covered. Mike if you don't mind lemme add a couple things to it for myself... thanks.</p>
<p>-whips a pen out of his sleeve and scribbles the below on the list-</p>
<p>30-30 lever action
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sling and scope for the above
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44 mag revolver, double action if they got one- ruger if they got it
<br />
make that 2 of the above
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couple holsters for the 44s
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frameless ruck or backpack
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rope
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carabiners
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duct tape
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binos
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GPS
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head lamps
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as much 30-30 and 44 ammo as will fit in the backpack. hollowpoints please
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biggest bowie knife you can find
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camelback
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powerbars
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and get us some batteries, all kinds, we'll keep em in the cart</p>
<p>-hands the list back-</p>
<p>With the binos I can spot for you if it comes to that... we'd better start looking for the roof access and try to find a map with all the exits on it. As for me, I'm going to run down to that sword shop and pick up a couple "out of ammo solutions." Y'all let me know now if you got any requests from there. I know, don't be the guy who goes off by himself, but we are in crunch time, we gotta move fast and efficient. Which means you shop here while I run there.</p>
<p>And if they don't want to just give you the stuff we're gonna need to save their greedy a••es just give 'em this with regards from Uncle Sam.</p>
<p>-reaches in his wallet and tosses him a government credit card-</p>OOC note: I'm in uniform. Not full battle rattle, just regular ACUs.
-SIGH- Very well, I suppose it does make sense to gear up. But at some point I'm going to have to get a cup of coffee... before it gets nasty, too. The coffee, not the zombie situation. Zombies are always nasty.
Just one thing though. Don't. Ever. Call. Me. Chuck.
-jumps on the cart, takes the ride, and hops off, leaving his briefcase in the cart-
That's a good list you have there, Mike... bout what I was thinking. 20...Charlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2009-10-22T19:04:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Fox River Mall Zombie Horror! (GM'd by Troy McCLURE aka DEWN MOU'TAIN)Charlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k26f?Fox-River-Mall-Zombie-Horror#102009-10-21T23:22:59Z2009-10-21T23:22:58Z<p>I'm still in. I am fresh from taking the quizzes on Facebook that tell me I'd be the one saving everybody else in a zombie apocalypse scenario so when I saw this play-as-yourself thing I thought it was pretty cool.</p>I'm still in. I am fresh from taking the quizzes on Facebook that tell me I'd be the one saving everybody else in a zombie apocalypse scenario so when I saw this play-as-yourself thing I thought it was pretty cool.Charlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2009-10-21T23:22:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Who Wants Zombies?!?Charlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k1c9?Who-Wants-Zombies#282009-10-21T05:47:41Z2009-10-21T05:47:41Z<p>-THWACK- -SPLURTCH- -WTF?-</p>
<p>Whoa, boss, easy with the bo staff skills. You're going to make me twitchy. Thanks though. If that one hadda been a snake he would have bit me. He didn't by any chance bite you, did he? -sizes Luc up- No? I guess not.</p>
<p>Oh yeah, I'm CPT ####, call me Charlie. You, ah, know who's in charge of this goat rope? And more importantly, where's the coffee shop? I haven't had a cup yet this morning and frankly I feel like a zombie myself.</p>-THWACK- -SPLURTCH- -WTF?-
Whoa, boss, easy with the bo staff skills. You're going to make me twitchy. Thanks though. If that one hadda been a snake he would have bit me. He didn't by any chance bite you, did he? -sizes Luc up- No? I guess not.
Oh yeah, I'm CPT ####, call me Charlie. You, ah, know who's in charge of this goat rope? And more importantly, where's the coffee shop? I haven't had a cup yet this morning and frankly I feel like a zombie myself.Charlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2009-10-21T05:47:41ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Who Wants Zombies?!?Charlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k1c9?Who-Wants-Zombies#262009-10-21T05:12:04Z2009-10-21T05:12:04Z<p>Sent to Appleton, Wisconsin to coordinate plague relief efforts and liaise with the local authorities. What a way to spend a 4-day weekend. Well, at least they put me up in a decent hotel. This crap is probably just another bird flu or swine flu type scare. A handful of old people or immunodeficient people will kick the bucket, there'll be a big hysteria, the government will use it to pass a "zombie plague care reform package" to expand federal powers, and life will go on.</p>
<p>So I head down to my cheap government rental car. As I pull out of the parking garage, silhouetted against the daylight streaming in from outside stands a solitary figure. I can just make out against the glare the shambling gait, lolling tongue, and lack of a jaw.</p>
<p>Hmm. Maybe there's something to this zombie hysteria after all.</p>
<p>I watch it shuffling sickeningly toward my car for a few seconds while I decide whether it's a zombie, or whether it's just that I haven't had my first cup of coffee this morning. I conclude that despite my lack of caffeine, that I do indeed behold a genuine member of the walking unquiet dead.</p>
<p>I floor it. The ambulatory corpse thuds underneath my tires. I doubt the rental insurance covers zombie damage, but then again, the government's paying for it so I don't mind. I throw it in reverse, back up, put it in drive, and pull forward again. I do that four times, just to make damn sure.</p>
<p>Double-checking the door locks, I pull out into the street. They're disquietingly empty for this time of morning. I pull into a parallel spot, do a quick 360 degree check to make sure there aren't any other undead about, and check the GPS. Looks like the nearest sporting goods shop is Fox Mall, and they do carry guns... good... and there's a coffee shop there. I quickly drive that way, not stopping for anything or anybody until I get there. When I arrive, I grab my briefcase, do another quick look around, and make a quick dash for the doors.</p>
<p>Now, first things first. Where's that coffee shop....</p>Sent to Appleton, Wisconsin to coordinate plague relief efforts and liaise with the local authorities. What a way to spend a 4-day weekend. Well, at least they put me up in a decent hotel. This crap is probably just another bird flu or swine flu type scare. A handful of old people or immunodeficient people will kick the bucket, there'll be a big hysteria, the government will use it to pass a "zombie plague care reform package" to expand federal powers, and life will go on.
So I head down to...Charlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2009-10-21T05:12:04ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Its October! Time For Zombies!Charlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k1c6?Its-October-Time-For-Zombies#292009-10-21T05:35:31Z2009-10-21T04:34:32Z<p>And I thought I was going to be the billy bada•• of the bunch until I saw Lucien's character sheet. We're all totally going to survive this as long as we just stand behind that guy.</p>
<p>Charlie</p>
<p>5'6"
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165 lbs.
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32 years old
<br />
20/15 vision
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US Army Captain</p>
<p>Skills:
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GUNS- military training, plus extensive civilian shooting experience. Rifles, shotguns, automatics, sidearms of all varieties, machine guns, grenade launchers, man-portable rockets, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzbr6fPDmkE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">•DEATHBLOSSOM•</a> (NSFW)
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ARTILLERY- knowledge needed to operate and accurately place fires using cannon and rocket artillery
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DRIVING- cars (incl. sticks), trucks, military wheeled vehicles (not tanks or tracked vehicles)
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CLOSE COMBAT- military combatives training, dabbling in tai chi, hapkido, and Krav Maga. Great with knives. Tai chi jian fencing and a touch of European longsword. Anatomical knowledge of nerve centers, arteries, muscles/ligaments to sever, etc.
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COMPUTERS- former computer repairman, extensive computer skills, not programming or hacking
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OUTDOORS/SURVIVAL- former Boy Scout, extensive outdoors experience. survival, orienteering/land nav, ropes and knots, camping. Fished as a kid, never really hunted.
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MOVEMENT- hiking, running, rope climbing, rappelling, parachuting, mediocre swimmer
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MEDICAL- basic first aid incl. combat first aid
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LANGUAGE- native English, conversational Spanish, elementary French, ancient Greek and Latin
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BASIC- basic cooking, tool use. Former barrista- can brew coffee, froth milk, etc. Identify and consume good scotch.</p>
<p>Gear:
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WORK- Army uniform, hi-end laptop, pen, pencil, notebook, novel, folding pocket knife (suitable for fighting), digital wristwatch, cell phone, keys. Potentially emergency access to unit arms room.
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HOME- as above, except civilian clothes instead of uniform. Tshirt, jeans, boots, fleece. .40cal sidearm with extra mag in concealment holster (avid concealed carry permit holder). At the house, couple swords, a spear, military body armor with helmet, cold weather gear, camelbak, GPS devices, binos, 550 cord, chem lights, canned food, tools, good scotch.</p>And I thought I was going to be the billy bada** of the bunch until I saw Lucien's character sheet. We're all totally going to survive this as long as we just stand behind that guy.
Charlie
5'6"
165 lbs.
32 years old
20/15 vision
US Army Captain
Skills:
GUNS- military training, plus extensive civilian shooting experience. Rifles, shotguns, automatics, sidearms of all varieties, machine guns, grenade launchers, man-portable rockets, *DEATHBLOSSOM* (NSFW)
ARTILLERY- knowledge needed to...Charlie the Survivor (alias of Charlie Bell, RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16)2009-10-21T04:34:32Z