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Charles Evans 25's page
4,499 posts (6,577 including aliases). 7 reviews. Aliases: DM Charles Evans, The Eighth Runelord, WHG's Flunkie, The Witch Hunter General, Spotty, the Rust-Monster, Flame Troll of Doom, The Messageboard Oracle, Wraith Lord, The Grey Wanderer, Auruns the Goblin, Yames Boornd, The Night Dragon, Nirellia Dimonia, The Bone Servants, Smagnavast the Black, Shovastika, Berholm II, Lord of the Dwarves, Keeper of the Glass Lake, Prince Azran, Aritha the Tarnished, Eiboria Telimnora, Eiboria, Reaper of Stars, Chance Encounter, Raukthon the Toy-maker, Raukthon's Daughter, Robespierre the Forest Lord, Herald of Ebbonacci, Daelemos, Denizen of Leng, Auziark the Mad, Aramintha Jaine, Aritha, Aspect of Lamashtu, Rûmlin, Dwarven Barrister, Countess Sorsha, Nstrivaxon, the Cunning, Saruman the Wise, Lucinda Darkeyes, The White Knight, Princess Silmarand, The Banker, Saravin Bluefin, Alisha, Champion of the Pearl, The Countess Almathrada, Styrmenvanterix, The Executioner of Lilies.
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Depressed. |
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About Charles Evans 25
Charles Evans 25 is on holiday in Mythathania. It may be some time before he is back in Paizoland.
Standard Biscuit 'Questioning' Technique:
Hot tea, and cakes, and massages, and more hot tea, and cakes, and massages, and questions about what the victim's favourite colour is, and what the name of their pet dog was, and what their favourite colour is, and more tea, and massages, and cake, and questions about what the favourite colour was, and more massages, and *pampering*, and hot tea, and questions about what the favourite colour really was, and why that answer to favourite colour has changed in the past ten minutes five different times, and more massaging, and tea, and pampering, and hot cakes, and at last the question 'Is there anything you'd like to tell us apart from what your favourite colour is?' as the victim screams and breaks down and attempts to get away from the absolutely merciless non-stop pampering...
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