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But...but...he's...the...but...microwave...

<Spreads mayonnaise on the microwave>

Bon Apetit!

I did toast a bunch of boysenberry Pop Tarts TM. That should count as hors d'oeuvres.

Judgement hour will be upon us soon! Have a nice day!

Hey, boss, can we let couatls back in here? I know you had that "snakes on a plane" rule at one time...

You'd think paladins would know better...

I thought so. Didn't you destroy Paladinton single-handedly?

Boooooosssssss!! We need to smite more paladins! They're getting out of hand.

Ooooooh nachos....

I'm pretty sure demons are: they crash all the time, they consume all your resources, and they really don't have much of a plot.

These magic triangles help me ignore the Blood War. That gives me more time to watch my Stories.

Absolutely. I liked the part where Zombie Brian Boitano got his head sheared off by a skate.

So, boss, are you responsible for the results of the past weekend's NFL games?

Merry Christmas, spider goats! I guess you won't be sacrificed, after all.

I've got the spider goats!

You're a much better bartender than Celestial Follower.

I'm still trying to get the taste of NyQuil out of my mouth from the last drink he made me.

I can't help it if it was next to the blackberry brandy!

Well, no more being kicked in the

Ask for another pair for Murdermas, boss.

Bad dog. Don't eat the pie.

<Hides Circus Peanut Quiche>

Can I say I thought they were candy corn? Is that a believable excuse?

I believe it, boss.

Better, if you agree they're demons. What did you think they were?

Matt daemon is the worst.

Have you been eating demon children again, boss? That was foul!

It's quiet in here. Too quiet.

*BAMF*

Cucumber and Jolly Rancher pizza rolls are ready!

I've got some deodorizers, air fresheners (including the pine tree ones you like, boss), Lysol, and breath mints.

Just don't ask where I've been...

How about a couple gobli-, er, kobold souls? They're small, so you can fit two or three into a single soul gem.

And they taste bad, too.

Take that dark overlords!

Celestial Follower wrote:

I found a very friendly Asmodean cleric/paladin to raise me from the dead. I only had to give him one soul. Since I've misplaced mine, I'll have to figure out whose soul would be a decent replacement.

We'll just do what we always do...

Order a pizza and see who shows up at our door.

Who delivers anchovy and rutabaga pizza?

I found a very friendly Asmodean cleric/paladin to raise me from the dead. I only had to give him one soul. Since I've misplaced mine, I'll have to figure out whose soul would be a decent replacement.

I...
think...
you've...
discovered...
the...
true...
path...
to...
civility...

Corn Nuts

X_X

There are trolls here? *pulls out +5 Flaming Burst Ruler*

Who wants some?

<bleeds out>

I'm no troll! See...

<cuts left arm off>

Owie!

Look...it's...not...growing...baaaaaa

<faints>

Celestial Follower wrote:

Shoot, boss (and, now with the Gunslinger alternate class, you can)! I thought you liked pistachios.

Last year you got me a heart-shaped box full of turnips. This was an improvement.

If I couldn't cause you to lower your standards, how can I improve? That's my motto...

Shoot, boss (and, now with the Gunslinger alternate class, you can)! I thought you liked pistachios.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Here you go, boss. This heart is still beating.

Must have used too much...

I brought fresh squid! See, it's still moving.

Celestial Follower wrote:

Just what kind of turning was that, boss??

I felt compelled to stay away for days!

Maybe that's just the odor. Could you clean this place up, already?

Great! It gives me the chance to use this new all-purpose cleanser I bought while on vacation: Napalm-O.

Just what kind of turning was that, boss??

I felt compelled to stay away for days!

Celestial Follower wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?

Chestnuts? {glances back to oven with roasting Chelaxians} Oops...

Well, as long as you're not selling Shoanti into slavery by the seashore.

Celestial Follower wrote:

New year, new me, so I've switched to rutabagas.

Enjoy!

And, boss, I'm glad Santa didn't kill you like he did everyone else. Did you hide under the couch to escape his wr(e)ath?

No, I just challenged him to a game of Monopoly, and after a few hours he was begging to leave.

It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?

New year, new me, so I've switched to rutabagas.

Enjoy!

And, boss, I'm glad Santa didn't kill you like he did everyone else. Did you hide under the couch to escape his wr(e)ath?

Oh no! Santa must have killed everyone here!

Woe is me, woe is me.

It's been a while since we've had any smiting.

Why is there a pig out there building houses made of straw, wood, brick, vinyl siding, and adamantine?

This thread's been slow lately.

We need to have a Bingo night.

BUMP!

I've got my slogan already lined up:

"Politics is stupid. Get a brain moran!"

Are we sacrificing virgins for Halloween this year? You promised we could last year...

I'm back from vacation!

I'm tanned <Points to crimson skin> and rested. They give you this back massage at the spa with scourges that is heeeeeavenly!

Mephistopheles says hi, CH.

Oh hey boss, you're back!

I was just sampling new flavors for my next culinary creation...

*Sigh*

This place isn't the same without CH getting all exasperated. I miss hearing, "CF take that thing off your head. You don't know where it's been."

*Sigh*

Snot'zt Phlegm'Spewen wrote:

Ah, ah, ahhhhhccccchhhhooooooooo!

remove disease

CF, clean that up.

Oh, look, Connie already took care of it. Isn't that...

No, Connie, don't sneeze!

Well, I didn't like those curtains anyway.