Carnivorous_Bean's page

sheesh; am amazed at how many posts this silly thread has; sheesh.

Inspiring, isn't it? :)

I'm going to quote myself here, in something that slipped out inadvertently many years ago when someone I knew made a really beautiful nature painting and the local art store refused to even take it on consignment:

"No praise is higher than the scorn of fools."

David Fryer wrote:

Only D&D drow, not Pathfinder drow. ** spoiler omitted **

I do like boobs the sie of my head... hence Solnes. ;)

You're giving away her secrets! =) Hope you've got your Moorluck's Running Shoes +5 handy .... or who knows, perhaps you'll be rewarded with ....

Interesting stuff about Drow

Hm, according to that article, Moorluck must be a small troll-like creature, then ....

You mean there was a topic? Other than BttH and spiders? ;)

Carnivorous_Bean wrote:

Yes, it always "thrills" me when I go in to rent a motel room and try to pay with cash, and they look at me like I'm trying to pass them manure or something. Well, excuuuuuuuse me for not wanting to rack up interest on top of your already inflated rates, guys ....

Bob: {shaken} Hey, Ralph?

Ralph: {dazed} Yeah?
Bob: Did you just see an 8-foot tall toothed and salivating venus flytrap rent room 12?
Ralph: Whew! I thought I was just having an acid flashback.
Bob: Well, if it calls for Room Service, I'm telling him the kitchen is closed. Let the pizza delivery guy deal with it.

Haha -- I love that! =D Thanks for brightening the workday with a chuckle. And then I get the image of the pizza delivery guy's reaction when the door to room 12 opens ....

Tiny Tina wrote:

I'm having PB&J and chicken nuggets.

That sounds very Elvis.

It does, actually, doesn't it? =)

Yes, it always "thrills" me when I go in to rent a motel room and try to pay with cash, and they look at me like I'm trying to pass them manure or something. Well, excuuuuuuuse me for not wanting to rack up interest on top of your already inflated rates, guys ....

Maybe that's just the motels around here, though. I paid for a room with cash a few months ago in Minneapolis, and they didn't give me any trouble about it ....

Interesting how this thread has a tendency to turn towards one of two subjects .... spiders and

Apparently they have no issues with hurting me though. lol, I just got whacked in the face with a sippy cup. Right in teh lip, and oh yeah, its bleeding. I guess he was done being tickled huh? :)

Dang, sounds like he's already got a decent BAB despite his size penalties .... a tribute to your good care giving him plenty of vigor, I'd say! =) Sorry to hear about your incoming 'fat lip,' though :( ....

I stuck my nose outside this morning and it was almost blown off by the 40-50 mph wind out there. Autumn's coming in with a vengeance here in Wisconsin. It's raining like crazy out there, too. Good to see that the boards are busy with their usual insanity -- porn downloading, berserk leprechauns, the lot! :) Good morning, all .... hope you're all no worse than usual today! ;)

I'd praise the Paizo boards to the heavens for what I'd like to call their "effective simplicity" if there was some way to hide all those defunct, locked forums in the middle. As it is, scrolling through all that makes me wince sometimes. But I do think the general layout is better than enWorld. Sometimes simpler is much, much better.

I killed you, you killed me,

Now we're part of the Lich's army.

With our rotting flesh, and a spear in my head,
we are the army of the undead.

~sick twisted mind.

So you've turned poetic, eh? =P

Looks like it's Phantom Post time. We must have hit a new page ....

CHANGE THE FREAKING PAGE ALREADY!!

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Just as a watched pot never boils, so a watched page never changes.

Good morning all. Any exciting plans?

Morning, David .... my most exciting plan at the moment is relaxing for a while today. ;) How about you?

Sounds like Moorluck and Solnes might have some exciting plans, though .... what with the ball gag, and all ....

No such luck Bean.

If Solnes gets online, she'll probably be the new page starter. She often seems to be! =)

It has actually. The Pathfinder forums are nice and they really feel like they could take off and provide a wealth of information for those interested. There isn't a ton of posting going on in that section but there is a respectable amount and it appears to be growing.

Erik's column looks like it will be great and informative. I can't wait to read future installments. That alone would convince to check out ENWorld more often.

If only they made the forums semi-work, I might actually check it out once in a while. Too bad the technical issues there are often so painful ....

Carnivorous_Bean wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I'm off to the public market this morning.

As groggy as I am I thought this said the pubic market... I was like "Wow, that sounds like alot of fun!! ;)

Heh, I see that Moorluck's thoughts are running along the standard lines.

I'm rested up after sleeping late this morning -- over the past three days, I wrote 26 original articles totaling 15,600 words to meet the midnight deadline last night. I didn't know I could write that much coherent English prose in that short a time .... o.O

My take on the Internet is, thank God it exists. I met my ladylove through it, and now I'm making a better living using it than I was at the scruffy jobs that are available in this area. Without it, I'd be in sorry shape indeed. Long may it live! :)

Yeah, I am no longer grumpy and am back to being randy! I agree the net is an awesome thing, now if we could figure out how to keep the good stuffs while getting rid of the bad stuff it would be perfect.

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Agreed on all counts, good sir.

I wonder if this is going to end up at the top of the page? Nah, probably not.

Celestial Healer wrote:

I'm off to the public market this morning.

As groggy as I am I thought this said the pubic market... I was like "Wow, that sounds like alot of fun!! ;)

Heh, I see that Moorluck's thoughts are running along the standard lines.

I'm rested up after sleeping late this morning -- over the past three days, I wrote 26 original articles totaling 15,600 words to meet the midnight deadline last night. I didn't know I could write that much coherent English prose in that short a time .... o.O

My take on the Internet is, thank God it exists. I met my ladylove through it, and now I'm making a better living using it than I was at the scruffy jobs that are available in this area. Without it, I'd be in sorry shape indeed. Long may it live! :)

Sharoth wrote:

The one thing that gives me away is the purple box.

~ducks and hides~

~pulls out two fresh fish~ I know Carp-Foo! Defend yoursef, knave! Youa re besmirching my good name!

That word, "knave," has a certain ring to it, doesn't it? A good, solid, accusatory sound ....

Sort of like "lout," but more haughty! ;)

Good evening all. And how are my minions tonite.

Pretty well, thanks, I got the visa I was waiting for, so I can go on my autumn trip after all. I also spent the entire day writing about hair removal for a client, and I've now written more and researched more about hair removal from certain areas of the body than I ever, ever wanted to know. And I'm still working on it ... looks like I'll be working away until 10 at night to meet the deadline. Then I'm going to grab me some WoW and a cup of hot cocoa to celebrate. ;)

I used to go there, once.

Back from the doctor. As I thought, just a cold with some nasty asthma complications. Have to take the evil prednisone, and I have a scrip for antibiotics just in case. So hopefully I will be feeling better in a couple of days.

Ugh, prednisone. I'm usually a fairly easygoing guy IRL, but give me a couple days of prednisone, and I turn into someone with the general demeanor and mood of a homicidal samurai whose hemorrhoids just got kicked by a passing horse. *Shudder* And since I've had gastrointestinal problems on and off, there's always a doctor trying to foist the stuff off on me ....

"Hey, buddy, you tryin' to get me into a fistfight or what?" ;)

Well, I've already started working. But there's always posting here during a breather to let me stretch my mental vines, so to speak. ;)

Why choose? =D

These are funny. I wish I was better at making them up ....

Woodraven wrote:

Yay, I got my first midterm back and got a 97 on it, one of the only 12 given in the class out of 91 students. Gotta love oceanography

Best news I've heard all day buddy!

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Hopefully not yours, though .... o.O

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Guh. Being sick is teh suxx0rs

Agreed.

Got the swine flu?

Gadzooks -- great ziggly zeuglodons -- and by Jove!

Was I just subjected to the freakish phenomenon of phantom posts?!?

Carnivorous_Bean wrote:

Does this have anything to do with ....

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Looks like this thread is getting back to the good stuff. ;)

Why would anyone post on our threads if they just thought our moderators were a bunch of mean, evil jerks, systematically suppressing the "truth" for their own economic gain? People just astound me sometimes. ASS TOUND.

Ass tound?

Does this have anything to do with ....

Since I'm now working as a freelance writer for articles, I'm taking a break from my 26 articles on hair removal (waxing at the moment .... blagh) to post here.

Good luck on your interview, Solnes! :)

Solnes wrote:

Yknaps the Lesserprechaun wrote:

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

They have always blown my horn for me before.

He he he....(s)he said "horn".

Wow...dirty lil leprechaun!

Just wait until I start showing off my "pot o'gold"?

I think this thread highlights the need for Pathfinder to add a new feat: "Smite Leprechaun."

Thoughts? ;)

~sighs as I put on my gas mask and acid proof gloves~ Time to do the dishes!

Edit - Good night everyone!

Hail, and farewell, Sharoth! ;)

Sitting with my arm around Natasha's waist, with a good dog snoring on the floor nearby, and a spectacular sunset over Lake Superior like the fiery palette of the divine Artist blazing silently in the sky, with the crickets singing and the air so fresh that it seems never to have been breathed before.

Hm, looks like the dinnertime lull is in full swing.

<Runs in>

HeyeverybodyI'mstillalive.Bebacklater.

<Runs out>

**Takes a flying bite at taig as he goes by**

Now that was a fast-moving poster! =)

Well I'm back. Gotta figure out how to stop the oil leak my car has developed.

Dangit .... did you steal one of my cars, past or present? o.O

Bulmahnaut #1 wrote:

Now that we've won, what in this thread is worth taking?

It's not like the fight was epic enough to warrant a song...

Yeah, there's not much here. Just idle banter, really.

What about ....

Those are pretty worth taking, aren't they?

GOOD MOURNING EVERYONE, OH... VOMIT GUY? YOU WANNA CLEAN THAT UP? YOU PUKED ON ME... THATS GROSS DUDE, GROSS.

Hey, Spirit, is your choice of "Mourning" rather than "Morning" deliberate, considering what this thread is like? =)

Heh .... I deleted that post because I didn't like the effect. Guess I shouldn't have, eh?

(. Y .)

I wonder if we can render our forum motto ("BttH") into an 'emoticon' representation, or at least mostly, thus:

(. )( .) 2the (:-))

Hm .... kind of clumsy.

How many gigatons of boobs have we used so far in this thread, by the way?

Carnivorous_Bean wrote:

Does anyone else have the slightest idea what the poodle is saying? o.O

I have glasses made from powdered babel fish, so I can make out about 98% of what he's saying.

Dang .... looking through those glasses might be interesting, but does their use require a SAN check?

Ah, I'm nuts, anyway .... who cares about SAN checks? **Snickers madly**

NO NO NO

Bad Succubus!

*beats NTI away from Puddle with a stick*

Methinks this is turning kinky again ....

Does anyone else have the slightest idea what the poodle is saying? o.O

Hamburger Helper for dinner. I don't care what people say, I love that stuff. :D

**Applies some Hamburger Helper to Moorluck's other shin**

By the way, did you notice that the speed of posting has declined with the approach of dinnertime? =)

Carnivorous_Bean wrote:

Methinks I was just subjected to the Curse of the Invisible Posts myself, for the first time ....

Oh sorry about that, I was spraying "Weed-B-Gone" earlier.

You wretch, seeking to wither my magnificent vines!!!!

**Bites Moorluck savagely in the shin**

Dang, he's blue .... I hope he doesn't taste bad ....

Methinks I was just subjected to the Curse of the Invisible Posts myself, for the first time ....