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KAN BEARDTROLL HAZ TROLL BEARD?

Yes, foul beast, I'll give you a beard....A BEARD OF BLOOD!

What do clerics taste like?

A question that shall never be answered by Goblin-kind.

You fools wouldn't even know how to properly find a city, much less take it. If you challenge all of civilization, your kind will be wiped from the face of the world. An acceptable outcome, in my view.

You'll have to kill me first. And somehow, I don't think I'll be alone. Somehow, I think I'll have an army of thousands following me from the cities into the wilderness, seeking to make it our own.

Last me checked, Carindel there's one of you and about 100 of us. Me not good with statistics, but me think that means at least 5 natural 20s per round.

Me just saying. Me may be chaotic, but me also goblin college graduate!

Last I checked, vermin do not strike down the bringer of justice. Dozens of you have thought they could challenge me. I am here, and they are not. Take that as you will.

Carindel wrote:

Goblin filth! With my twin blades, I shall strike thee down in the name of Abadar the Law Giver. You shall not crush civilization. For where there is a wrong done unto the least of man, there I shall be, to exact revenge. May Pharasma reject my soul if I depart this vow!

Take the pally's shiny armor!

Foul creature of chaos, you obviously cannot tell when you look upon a Cleric of Abadar! I, Carindel, the Judging Eye of Abadar, am judge and executioner, sprinting across the battlefield, bringing divine justice to those who cross my path!

Goblin filth! With my twin blades, I shall strike thee down in the name of Abadar the Law Giver. You shall not crush civilization. For where there is a wrong done unto the least of man, there I shall be, to exact revenge. May Pharasma reject my soul if I depart this vow!

Exactly! We'll make a scumbag of an assassin out of you yet!

Sir, as long as they are legal targets, I will eliminate them...