Cap'n Jacob Razor's page

ARRR!!!

ARRRR!!!!!

Curse You, Jabberjaw!!!

You do realize that if Mike were to see a pirate on these forums, he would attack you and Jabberjaw and get himself killed.

Hmm.
Heeeere, ninja ninja ninja...

Pirate?

I prefer corporeally-challenged self-supporting admiral of no fixed allegiance.

That's what it says on my business cards.

..Voted for Dajobas

Kurocyn wrote:

We're going to need a bigger boat...

-Kurocyn

Oh yes we will!

Bah!

One bigger boat is nothing next to my Undead Fleet!!

I can't wait to RE-spawn the bilge-beast

Luckily, being undead, indegestion doesn't really bother me all that much.

Arrrr!!!

Aberzombie, would you like to become a Captain in my Undead Fleet?
(and people say that I never give a ship)

Callous Jack wrote:

Never trust a kobold, especially the pink ones!

I'm not pink, I'm red (and sometimes blue on my bad days)!

Join the crew! You can be translucent!

Alright, put in my new vote. Not the kraken-god, because he leads snorks. Not the shark guy, because he drives me crazy. So Cap' Razor it is!

Welcome Aboard!

Now, there's this little hazing ritual...

He lives....in mah belleh!!!

In the belly

*ethereal*
out of the belly
*ethereal*
in the belly
*ethereal*
out of the belly....

There's a Slaad loose in the posts.

--All hail The Shark God!

Curse you Jabberjaw!