|Mike Bramnik RPG Venture-Captain, Indiana—Bloomington aka CanisDirus|
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How does one become a Venture Captain?
Engage one of us in a sword duel to the death, making certain to cut off the head. This releases our power in a form known as the Quackening that you then absorb.
Once sufficiently full of Quack, you submit yourself to the gaze of The One - Mike Brock. If you do not burn to ash beneath his steely gaze, your green shirts turn to red, and you are born anew as a Venture Captain.
...yes, I have been up for over 30 hours straight, why do you ask?