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The Bard wrote: So your not wise?
*Throwing his hand up, the flames slide around him to dissipate harmlessly behind him*
"You'll have to better than that, you foul imitation of life! I've lived ages more than you, and shall live much longer!
*light flies out to slam into the dracolich's chest*
"If you leave now you may be able to save your hoard from the sellswords I showed it to."
*He smiles gleefully as even more musical light enshrouds him.*
I have no horde, fool!
I am thrice your own power, human!
The dragon blasts him with pure eldritch energy.
The Bard wrote: Candle Lighter wrote: The Bard wrote: *blows out candle*
Well that seemed to easy. Probably didn't work...
Indeed, it did not.
The dracolich speaks words of unutterable power, and the Bard bursts into flame.
Not dead, just in significant danger. Candle Lighter is very powerful now. Flinging his arms out, the flames disperse
"Do not think that, just because I'm a bard, I can't put up a fight!"
As he starts to sing, light swirls around him, infusing his very soul with unimaginable power.
"I am a Seeker of The Song, and you would be wise to flee this area NOW!" Well, I am the Champion of Flame, so I should think not!
The dracolich blasts The Bard with flame incredibly hot, seeing taht this could be dangerous.
Thieving Wasp wrote: Candle Lighter wrote: The Bard wrote: *blows out candle*
Well that seemed to easy. Probably didn't work...
Indeed, it did not.
The dracolich speaks words of unutterable power, and the Bard bursts into flame.
Not dead, just in significant danger. Candle Lighter is very powerful now. *Flies in*
Oh. Oh crap.
Candle Lighter, what do you want? There is only one thing I want, Wasp. And that is the Cleaver. As KC's heir, I know you can lift the wards. I WILL be the Champion of Flame!
The Bard wrote: *blows out candle*
Well that seemed to easy. Probably didn't work...
Indeed, it did not.
The dracolich speaks words of unutterable power, and the Bard bursts into flame.
Not dead, just in significant danger. Candle Lighter is very powerful now.
Dragonborn Junior wrote: Emperor7 wrote: The threats still exist. More heroes will be needed. Too much hangs in the balance. After listening to the conversation, Kiba walks up to the treat
and asks: "Ancient One what are these threats? And why do I feel drawn to protect the land from them?"
*rises from the pond, and walks up behind Kiba*
"I too, feel the need to know this answer. What are these threats?" The dracolich appears and smiles.
"I am one."
Kobold Cleaver wrote: So. Candle Lighter. I'd feared you would return.
*Blasts dracolich with ice shards*
GAAAAAA!!!
*Teleports away*
Meanwhile, many feet below in a dormant volcano, a skeletal wing lies. Suddenly, the earth is parting, as a dracolich buries to the wing...
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Candle Lighter wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Candle Lighter wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Candle Lighter wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: *Channels energy from Cleaver directed at Candle Lighter* *Dodges and turns to breathe flame at KC*
YOU'LL MAKE A MAGNIFICENT CANDLE. *Holds up Cleaver, deflecting the flames*
I think not. CLEVER.
*Slashes KC badly with claws*
*KC falls to the ground* Uggh.... NOT CLEVER ENOUGH, LIZARD MAN.
*Raises head back for final blow* *Cleaver flies right at Candle Lighter's throat*
I....am....not...a lizard...man....you....son....of...a...b***h.... URK! YOU HAVE WON, LIZARD MAN. THE FIGHT, BUT NOT THE WAR. NOT EVEN THE BATTLE.
*Falls down, dead*
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Candle Lighter wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: Candle Lighter wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: *Channels energy from Cleaver directed at Candle Lighter* *Dodges and turns to breathe flame at KC*
YOU'LL MAKE A MAGNIFICENT CANDLE. *Holds up Cleaver, deflecting the flames*
I think not. CLEVER.
*Slashes KC badly with claws*
*KC falls to the ground* Uggh.... NOT CLEVER ENOUGH, LIZARD MAN.
*Raises head back for final blow*
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Candle Lighter wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: *Channels energy from Cleaver directed at Candle Lighter* *Dodges and turns to breathe flame at KC*
YOU'LL MAKE A MAGNIFICENT CANDLE. *Holds up Cleaver, deflecting the flames*
I think not. CLEVER.
*Slashes KC badly with claws*
*KC falls to the ground*
Kobold Cleaver wrote: *Channels energy from Cleaver directed at Candle Lighter* *Dodges and turns to breathe flame at KC*
YOU'LL MAKE A MAGNIFICENT CANDLE.
The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: The Defectives wrote: The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: Kobold Cleaver wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself. I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of. Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian-- He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one. He was not disloyal. You were simply too rash to imagine that there might be a better approach to your problem. I AM AT WAR, PIGEONS!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO WORRY TAHT MY SERVANT WILL BETRAY ME TO THE ENEMY!!! And who is this 'enemy'? Please, for the benefit of your fellows. You are. I know of your plans. We are the 'enemy'? Then, let us FIGHT!!!!! LEMMINGS, ATTACK!!!! Pigeons, KILL!!!! GRARRRR!!!! CHARRRRGE!!! There are the Lemmings! Transform them All! AUGH!!!! HELP US, KOBOLD CLEAVER! I AM CANDLE LIGHTER. I WAS PREVIOUSLY REGARDED AS A MERE HUMOROUS ALIAS, WITHOUT PURPOSE. BUT NOW I MAY HAVE PURPOSE, FIGHTING MY FORMER MASTER.
*Lights candle*
Lights Candle
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