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Crimson Jack wrote:
Hey guys, I brought nachos, salsa and guacamole!

Where's the beer?


CourtFool wrote:

The jack that can be told

is not the eternal Jack
The jack that can be named
is not the eternal Jack.

The mark of a moderate man

is freedom from Courtfool's ideas.


Violence never solved anything... unless you use a lot of it.


Studpuffin wrote:
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Urizen wrote:
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Urizen wrote:
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TriOmegaZero wrote:
My memory is a funny thing. I can remember some things from years ago, but ask me about the day before and it's a big blank...
It's all the drugs and booze...
I knew I felt a presence I've not felt in ... months. A disturbance on the Internet.
Was it "like a great many voices cried out in terror before being suddenly silenced?"
Close. It was like a flatulence cacophony, but it was frightening to hear it. And when it had gone silent, it became quite deadly.
He who smelt it, dealt it.
He who denied it, supplied it.

He who...uh...um...


Urizen wrote:
Callous Jack. wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Callous Jack. wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
My memory is a funny thing. I can remember some things from years ago, but ask me about the day before and it's a big blank...
It's all the drugs and booze...
I knew I felt a presence I've not felt in ... months. A disturbance on the Internet.
Was it "like a great many voices cried out in terror before being suddenly silenced?"
Close. It was like a flatulence cacophony, but it was frightening to hear it. And when it had gone silent, it became quite deadly.

He who smelt it, dealt it.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
He's one with the cosmos?

No, that's Gary.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Who?

I think he's one of Cosmo's aliases.


The Jade wrote:
You missed us. :) And vice versa.

Awww shucks...


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Callous Jack. wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
My memory is a funny thing. I can remember some things from years ago, but ask me about the day before and it's a big blank...
It's all the drugs and booze...
I'm betting on the multiple blunt force traumas to the cranium myself...

Snuggling with Sebastian again?


Urizen wrote:
Callous Jack. wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
My memory is a funny thing. I can remember some things from years ago, but ask me about the day before and it's a big blank...
It's all the drugs and booze...
I knew I felt a presence I've not felt in ... months. A disturbance on the Internet.

Was it "like a great many voices cried out in terror before being suddenly silenced?"


Crimson Jester wrote:
Callous Jack. wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Why is the boss' brain in a jar?

Wait. I get it. It's floating in Black Seal Rum. Smart boss, bypassing all that piping and nourishing straight from the source.

Yes, so stop putting straws into my jar!
JACK WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks. :)

What did I miss?


TriOmegaZero wrote:
My memory is a funny thing. I can remember some things from years ago, but ask me about the day before and it's a big blank...

It's all the drugs and booze...


Jack Hammer wrote:

Why is the boss' brain in a jar?

Wait. I get it. It's floating in Black Seal Rum. Smart boss, bypassing all that piping and nourishing straight from the source.

Yes, so stop putting straws into my jar!


Ayup.


*blam*


McArtor!

What the?
NoOOoOOOooOOOO!



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