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{peeps in} Lordy, is everyone in the OTD as nutty as the slaadi?!

Nuts in a slaad? What kind of self-respecting slaad has nuts?

Drakli wrote:

See, Modrons I understand, demons, angels, devils, etc, I get.

How the heck does ultimate embodiment of ~All That Is Chaos~ translate into... Psychotic Frog?
Does anyone have any insight into that? Paizo guys? Anyone who might've read an article on the design of Slaads I missed?

I wonder if I can poke the R&D article-writer guys at Wizards to see if they have any info on it.

... I guess a psychotic frog would be pretty random the first time you met one.

In the current Golarion canon, it would appear that Slaad have been replaced by the Protean critters. I think those make much better sense, given what I've read of them to this point.

Protein croutons? Arrrggh! Stop messing with perfection.

CAESAR I AM!

I AM CAESAR!

I AM CAESAR!

Puddle wrote:

Yua donut loke liek uhn Eakstere Buhnhayh! Yua donut evin haff chockerlate.

Hime wanton chockerlate! Hime wanton chockerlate! Yua sed yua haffed chockerlate!

Of course I'm the Eekster Buhnay, silly! Heffie Poo said so!

{reaches into Bag of Molding} Here you go, a nice chocolate-covered dretching!

Uhh ... Hello!

Don't make joke about bacon bits ...
Don't make joke about bacon bits ...
Don't make joke about bacon bits ...
Don't make joke about bacon bits ...

Would you like to see my bacon bits?

Damn!

Szombulis wrote:

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I wonder if the fact that we're all nuts in here helps others keep things in perspective.

Nuts? You got nuts? That sounds healthy. All I got are these bacon bits.

Fruit Slaad wrote:

'K, I'm gonna go implant some spawn in the poodles. Anyone want to come?

Lead the way. I want some more of those delicious landmines!

Do the poodles still even have a thread?

{checks out Caesar Slaad: Horrors! His "croutons" are... square?!?!}

Wanna see my bacon bits?

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Come now, little dretchings - save it for the poodles. Dretching-dependent slaads like myself cannot afford to have you guys fight one another into extinction.

Yeah, you say that, but I bet Ceasar Slaad isn't going to be quite as understanding ...

I will forgive him if he acknowledges that I AM CAESAR!!

Anyone seen my dretching? I'm feeling a little dry...

houstonderek wrote:

~~~You say "To-MAY-toh", I say "To-Mah-toe"~~~

;)

You called? Oh wait, sorry. You meant that red thing...

I think they're looking for Garden Slaad. He's got tomatoes, right?

Ranch Dretching wrote:

Little Caesar Dretching wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Little Caesar Dretching wrote:

It wasn't me, I swear! I'm innocent! Takes celery stick, then points it at Ranch. It was him!

Get away from those other Slaads! We belong together.

They were mean to me! sucks on celery stick

There, there little buddy.

<Pulls Little Caesar Dretching close>

No, you're a murderer! I want Uncle Caesar! stabs Ranchy with celery stick

Stand behind me, dretching! Caesar Slaad will protect you.

The slaads are coming. Ye shall know chaos.

It wasn't me, I swear! I'm innocent! Takes celery stick, then points it at Ranch. It was him!

Get away from those other Slaads! We belong together.

Snickers Slaad wrote:

We must attack the poodles. They pee on everything and all that sodium just speeds up the wilting process. And Ranch Dretching do you have a friend named French one of the poodles has a severe complex with anything associated with the french name/culture/language.

*Runs in and pees on Snickers Slaad, then runs out to look for french people to maul.*

Caesar! My name is Caesar!! That's Italian not French you dumb-assed poodle.

...

Get off my leg!!

...

Oh, fine. Just don't tell anyone about this.

Hooray! I'm going to SlaadCon! It's so much better than getting eaten by a vrock.

But ... what did you think was going to happen to you at SlaadCon?

Sure. I was going to bring my little Caesar dretching anyways. Everyone bring their own dretching and no swapping.

I got croutons. Heck, I'm all about croutons. Got bacon bits too. Wanna see my bacon bits?

Matthew Morris wrote:

Your definition of the Warden made me laugh. I now picture the Warden laying in wait, protecting pic-a-nic baskets from bears.

He should probably protect the bears from the picnic baskets. I bet whats in those picnic baskets is highly processed and not healthy for bears.

Snickers Slaad?

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.

And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.

I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

I am here for dessert.

Fruit slaad is barely a slaad.

Snicker? Not a slaad.

Potato Slaad wrote:

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

I thought we already had a gathering place.

Nah. I get sick of hanging out with all them soups. Someone's always trying to fix me up with one of them. I just don't go with soups. Never have. Now, a juicy little garlic bread, I could tear a slice off of. ...

Potato Slaad wrote:

I think we also need our own convention - SLAAD CON?

Great idea. Who sould our special guest star be?

I wonder if Paul Newman would be available?

Caesar Slaad?

Caesar Slaad wrote:

No. He said, "protean". Actually, I think green, gray, and death slaad's are pretty protean with that change shape ability and all.

I get it. I was running along with the gag. It's not funny if I have to explain it!

sheesh

:D

Gag? KaeYoss isn't funny. How can it be a gag?

;-)

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*

Watchyerself, eggy. I've had guys refrigerated permanently for less.

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Taco Slaad wrote:

Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?

Yep. This is the slaad bar.

*calls from the back of the bar*

HEY! Is this red wine vinaigrette the only thing to drink around here?

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?

Yep. This is the slaad bar.

How do we get more people to become gamers?

More threads like this.

KaeYoss wrote:

You guys are nutritionally unsound. Not enough protean.

what, you mean like CHICKEN?

No. He said, "protean". Actually, I think green, gray, and death slaad's are pretty protean with that change shape ability and all.

EDIT: Oh, yeah. And Gary is great!

I'm the healthiest slaad here.

Hey, baby. If I told you that dressing made you look fattening, would you take it off?

I'm never going offline again.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

This is for you:

[url=http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/]** spoiler omitted **

Out of curiosity, what did you put in the spoiler?

Why don't you click on it :)

Don't listen to little Slaad. Don't click on the spoiler!

I would make a terrible senator for life.

Now supreme ruler on the other hand...

There can be only one supreme ruler. Bow before Caesar.

Oh, BTW, I'm stealing your gig.

Tarren Dei wrote:

Look, Scott can be annoying enough that he makes me want to change my avatar, but the post you linked doesn't violate any forum rules. Is this thread that much of a dead horse?

Funny, I thought you had changed your name to "Caesar" and were peddling yourself at The Sizzler salad bar.

Man, was I wrong...

Are you mocking me, little man? Minions! Have at him.