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The LIVING WALL was stapled up this afternoon, which means that I can now spend my working day staring at a synthetic hedge, whoopee, and the boss also tells us that it cost one and a half thousand pounds.

My life.

I would be tempted to hide small plastic arboreal animals* amongst the plastic foliage and see how long it takes for anyone to notice.

* Or anything really: 1/64 scale cars, doll shoes, food-shaped refrigerator magnets, small photoshopped pictures of the boss doing odd/stupid things, small plastic dinosaurs, etc. Just keep it cheap, plentiful, and stick to a theme.

lisamarlene wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

Today I played a tape on radio tower and then started my journey north to shake down, get killed by, or talk to, a bunch of raider d+@##eads (but maybe not completely d~~&&eads) in an old lumber mill.

Are you talking about a computer game, or life in Wisconsin?

Maybe it's the Wisconsin DLC.

Are there milkmaids in this WI DLC? Asking for a Freehold.

I resent all this chatter about me, as tho I were a mere destructive beast. I have an artist’s soul!!

Ah, he's completed his phylactery Picture of Monkian Gray. I didn't realize he was a...

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...Wilde animal.

Freehold DM wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

How to Recognize Someone Who is Not Doing Their Job:

E-Mail #1: "Hi everyone! I am pleased to announce that I'm moving on from Global Megacorporation! Thank you all for being so awesome!

"Reply All" Responder: "Dear xxx. I have completed my review of your material and it looks fine. I made these small changes, but otherwise you may proceed."

In other words, "I've created a copy-paste response for ALL emails from my colleagues, and I'm no longer even bothering to read their emails."

If *I* were that person's manager, a LOOOOONG heart-to-heart would be in order...

REPLYALLCALYPSE

*begins playing Caribbean music*

ReplyAllCalypso?

ReplyAll-

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-Caruso?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Agents of SHIELD season 7 D23 teaser

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Retire man has the ability to move to Florida but his weakness is he loses the ability to THINK sensibly. (maybe too political let me edit that... much better. )

So Retire Man's power is to become Florida Man. Worst superhero ever.

Retire Man's kryptonite is shady real estate transactions ... which basically is nearly all Florida real estate transactions. As he is corrupted into Florida Man, he often demonstrates his superheroic strength by flipping houses and flipping houses.

Edit: Nekkid posting? Yep, just another typical morning for Florida Man.

Apparently the AP will be about stopping some super dooper fire-breathing dragon who, if not stopped, will convert matter to ash at a rapid pace, thus leading to an age of, erm, ashes.

I sincerely hope it's about Mengkare losing his peanuts after a latest failed batch of "candidates" and deciding TO END THIS WORLD IF HE CAN'T FIX IT.

The Age of Ashes is about Damiel creating his own Army of Darkness Ashness consisting solely of Evil Ash Williamses to loot, pillage, run amok, snark, and groove-ily conquer Cheliax from Queen Abri Normal and her gang of Looney Thrunes.

Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet because the first one missed you.

Or it's like giving them a second bullet because you're pretty sure they'll just put it in their other foot.

Oh, hey, I worked on this!

Hmmm... {adds another ✓ to "Possible Werewolf" column}

;)

Flying people?

More flying people?

Turin the Mad wrote:

... and of course copious conspiracy theories flying back and forth while you're cooking hot dogs. ^__^

Why will there be conspiracy theories?

.

There are always conspiracy theories. The absence of conspiracy theories is in fact a Trojan Horse Piñata containing at least 1d6+1 conspiracy theories and a pound of really crappy candy.

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Vic: ... gorram gods...

Hmm. I have no recollection of saying that.

{puts away neuralyzer and sunglasses} Dang it, Cosmo! You've got to start closing the door before you get on iChat with your Outer God homies... we can't keep neuralyzing Vic and the others when they accidentally overhear.

He was just standing at his post a few moments ago giving that road-weary Qadiran cleric of Sarenrae a viscous haranguing, and now his body turns up in this alley with a couple dozen stab wounds.

Picture this:

End of episode 7: Pan down to Tatooine, over sand dunes, to the Sarlac pit. We hear a couple of blaster shots from inside the mouth of the Sarlac. Crawling out, all beaten and brusied is Boba Fett. Armor all faded and dented. Breathing heavy, he gets of the the mouth and stands up. Wanting to breathe real air again we see his shadow start to take off the helmet.
The camera pans up to show it was Jar Jar Binks in the armor.
Fade to black.
Roll credits.

You've likely just force ranged heart-attack (Su) a sizable chuck of fans in a single blow. You will make an excellent Sith.

In Jadwigan Irrisen, problems blame Cosmo on you!

Papasteve08 wrote:

[Morning Headline]

[Papasteve08 found slain in his home this morning. Doors were locked from the inside. Authorities are clueless. Nothing appears to be missing, though the body was found amidst reams of paper scattered about the room. One of the papers was titled "Wondrous item, revision 437"]

[duhn duhn duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhnnnnnnnn]

Wait. If this is true...

Then who's posting as Papasteve08!

[duhn duhn duuhhnn!]

The posts are coming... from inside the server!

And if you kill someone in this thread, it'll only get worse. Murder always attracts 2d4 CarusoBots who love making puns and zingers.

Mark Hoover is banned because we need to get this tread up to at least 100 pages.

Ser Grumpy Von ChafyPants

Sunglasses of Justice is banned because Eekster Hulk is like Heat Miser, not Snow Miser.

Charles Scholz is banned for embezzling Colbert SuperPAC Flooz and Beenz and funneling it into the Lord President Moorluck re-election campaign.

Nightskies is banned for nibbling on all the chocolates in the sampler box and putting back the ones he didn't like.

Zombieneighbours wrote:

ZombieTroll wrote:

Oh yay! Brethren!

I believe your looking for troll town.

Bill O'Reilly hates semidirunal tides!

That's a misdirection. Bill O'Reilly is secretly a 2nd tier member of the Lodge of Rasputin in the Order of the Juggalos.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

I love the sound of screaming in the morning.

...and it's always morning somewhere. :)

Not in Las Vegas, my dear Ambrosia. The screams of "Oh Sweet Jesus" tend to get muffled when someone is being buried in dirt. Heh, heh, heh...

An acapella melody... but tell me, Mr. Wolf... who was dancing on {removes sunglasses} the grave? {puts sunglasses back on}

YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH!!!!!!