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Quiche Lisp is banned for banning someone else for being squat.

Delthyn wrote:

Ugg. Things like this give all of Christianity a bad name, when only a fringe element actually believes this. Its like Jack Chick running around with his head cut off because of 15 year old kids saying, "I cast magic missile, for...3 damage!"

You're totally going to be condemned to an eternity in Gehenna for having dared to say the words magic missile. I wish that these Jack Chick/Pat Robertson types would focus on more important issues.

Awww, man, a kid killed Jack Chick with a magic missile? That's going to throw new kindling on that fire. By the way, anyone check if it was a maximized magic missile?

I think it was both quickened and maximized and followed up with another maximized one for go measure.

Please don't bring up Bacon again. Or we are going to start having pages full of bacon and not the kind you can eat.

Awesome they seem pretty right on why not assume they came from the United States we are the only country who makes firearms ...right? I mean firearms people actually want to use anyways.

Gran Rey is banned for once again inflicting upon us his nudity. Please go put some clothing on my eyes are on fire.

Victory is mine ... All Mine !!!!

Old Doc Flumph is banned for being a Flumph it is illegal in many countries.

Mark hoover is banned for pretending to be prince he is no Prince.

El Dios is banned for not giving the drag queens their due they are princesses.

Chicken boy is banned for mentioning he who shall not be named.

Yeah come on man I want to see this manifesto already.

Sorry to hear that JMD031. Pulling muscles is awful ... in fact I think someone should do something about that and make sure this does not happen any more. Are muscles should be enhanced so no longer do they pull and strain. Honestly we have so many advancements in life can't they fix this sort of thing already?

I have found the best way to deal with such things is to "Nuke it from orbit" the only way you can be certain the cheater does not or has not infected others.

Conman is banned for thinking there is nothing left to do. There is always something to do. Just yesterday I had stuff to do.

VC of Bristol is banned for being a tattle tail. Didn't your mother tell you no one likes a snitch.

Why do I keep getting this guy?

Down with commies ... up with me.

Excellent the Elder gods will rise from the ocean and rule once more?

Let's not fling poo, people.

How else can I get this darn fire out?

Grand Magus wrote:

When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.

When you have a Soul you want anything other than a republican in office.

W E Ray if you would be so good as to give me back my soul, perhaps I might vote something other than republican in the upcoming election.

Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl is banned for not understanding the emotional wonderful ... oh man even I can't go there Ghost was awful who am I kidding. Banshee you are banned for forcing my hand to try and defend that awful film to be able to play devil's advocate.

Excellent oh Hooded One we can't wait to see your next super bowl victory.

Well if you were so powerful than why do you have so few aliases?

I wanna an easter egg,

All Hail the world savior Gruumash !!!!!!!!

Go Gruumash Go.

Throw the book at em Dano. Those horrid Saints are Murderers, string them up or fry them.

Meat is murder too ... Tasty, tasty murder.

i SET MYSELF ON FIRE TO CLEANSE MYSELF FROM YOUR TEACHINGS YOU ARE A FALSE PROPHET. I KNOW THE TRUTH.

ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN GOD.

"I SET MYSELF ON FIRE BECAUSE I USED TO FOLLOW THE LEAFEAR PERSONA OF DOODLEBUG ANKLEBITER WHEN I FOUND OUT I WAS LIVING A LIE I SET MYSELF ON FIRE IN SHAME.'

"Oh great Golden God do you think you could put this fire out now have I served enough punishment for being a strawman yet?"

"All hail the Golden God."

"all Hail the one true God ... that Golden One"

"All Hail the Golden God"

"All Hail the Golden God."

So does that mean I can be awesome too?

Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No put it out put it out it burns it burns please. Water anyone.