Bulmahnaut #6 - The Bard's page

You mean it was all just a dream!? What a rip-off!

Sorry, I was napping. Did I miss anything?

"You know I love beating my drum, but why don't we just use this Gnomaha Outboard Motor?"

One thing's for sure: we're all about the BULL, man.

"Maybe we can use Improved Bull Rush..."

"I have a question, how can we as bull-men use feats if we have hooves?"

"I hereby christen this ship 'Zoolander' because it can't turn left!"

"YES! I put 4 ranks into Pillage!"

Fascinates stupid sneaky Sahuagin by plugging the holes with pickles.

Wait, chicks will make out for birds right? Or was that: birds make chicks?

Can we get some lady 'nauts?

Bulmahnaut #1 wrote:

Looks like someone is allergic to spices...

Do, I'll be fide. Anybody hab some Claritin?

Make two fortitude saves and you'll be fine.

"Yes number 5, the spice [chicken] must flow!"

"So are these islands made out of spice? Can we use it to warp space-time? Where's our Navigator?"

Sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep...are you sleeping yet?

"Let's force him to play a wizard in some 4th Edition! I've got ranks in Knowledge (gaming) so we don't need the books."

"Yar! Me thought this was a floatin' academy and we were all bound for Botany Bay!"

"Yar! Methinks a wizard shivered me timbers for might bit o' time!"

"It's free action time!"

Uses free action to maintain drum strokes, then begins to act out scenes from Last Action Hero for free.

Gets out drums and starts up a rowing beat.

"That's +2 to your Profession (rower) checks!"

Uses Sleight of Hand to steal Fonzie's leather jacket.

"That's +2 to Charisma for me!"

"Now throw some salt in its eyes!"

Begins singing a jaunty little sea-shanty...

The sharks a-mouths were gapin'
'Twere wide as the domains of Iuz
'Twas an offer of flesh for the takin'
I ain't talkin' 'bout old Iggwilv!

Jason at his Bulmahn-iest

KLTPZYXM!

Allow me to introduce myself, I am the scribe and chronicler of out noble journey. I also provide the musical entertainment and morale bonus.

Just don't ask me to fight any three-headed hounds of hell.