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The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts RSS
Bulmahnaut #3 wrote:
Would that be the right starboard side, or the left starboard side? :)

Damn man! What kind of sailor are you? Starboard is always to the right as you face forward! Let's just hope the great Jason doesn't hear about your lapse in nautical knowledge.

The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts RSS

In an effor to wake up the crew, #5 resorts to drastic measures....

KRAKEN ATTACKING OFF THE STARBOARD SIDE!!!
The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts RSS

Guys......?
The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts RSS

Why...er...no! Of course not!
The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts RSS

Heh heh heh....squirrels are funny.
The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts RSS
Bulmahnaut #1 wrote:

What is this "CIA"?

Is it an enemy of Jason?

Is it that giant whirlpool, or maybe the thing in the rocks with 10 heads that likes to eat sailors?

The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts RSS

I think what we really need is for the Bulmahn to grace us with his presence. Since he's the greatest hero in the world, adventure should be drawn to him like nails to a magnet.
Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

Bulmahn kicks ass!
The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts RSS

Maybe we need a virgin or six? Then we could lure in a dragon to slay.
The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts RSS

Begins laying down a trail of bloody meat in an attempt to lure a vicious beast into the thread, so that the Bulmahnauts can slay it in a heroic fashion.
The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts RSS

Mmmmm.....booze.
The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts RSS
Bulmahnaut #1 wrote:
I wonder what happened to 2 and 4?

I guess we're just not very good with numbers. Either that or we're just....odd.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...."odd"! Get it!
The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts RSS

Huzzah! Now there are three of us! Bulmahnauts kick ass!
Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

I don't think we're unwanted or unwelcome. I believe this is just a result of SFA's deep-seated psychological fear of the us and the awesomeness for which we stand as followers of the great hero Bulmahn. There are many who cannot tolerate greatness in their midst, and so seek to tear it down.
Erik Mona vs. Jason Buhlman... FIGHT!!!!!! RSS

Impales cheese headgear on each horn.

BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN!

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

Hmmmm......the androgynous one has a point #1. Maybe we should start our own thread - one dedicated to the great hero and all-around bad ass Mo-fo, Jason Bulmahn. Since you're the first of us, I'll give you the honor.
Erik Mona vs. Jason Buhlman... FIGHT!!!!!! RSS

BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN!

Erik Mona vs. Jason Buhlman... FIGHT!!!!!! RSS
bugleyman wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
Battle of the Titans...

NO NO NO!

Titans may never battle; they may only clash.

I can't tell you how disappointed I am that this had to be explained... :)

Ooooohhh! Good point! So it would be the Clash of Titan Jason with some guy named Mona....

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

Being a Bulmahnaut kicks ass!
Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

Sweet!

Also, I'm thinking, of course we need shields hanging along both sides of the ship. Maybe we can have the symbols of all the different gods of Golarion on them? Never hurts to hedge your bets....
Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS
Bulmahnaut #1 wrote:
BTW, how do you like the carving of the fighter and sorceress fighting the dragon on the bow-head of the Corgo?

Hmmm....I'm not so sure. That might be a cool image for the sail.

Maybe Seoni alone as the bow-head.....
Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

6. Bulmahnauts suffer no penalties when using an oar as an improvised weapon.

7. Bulmahnauts gain a +4 racial bonus to Profession (Sailor).
Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

I've got some ideas...

Code of the Bulmahnauts:

1. Jason Bulmahn is the greatest hero of all times. Those who disparage his heroism must be punished.

2. The Green Bay Packers rule!

3. The Minnesota Vikings suck!
Erik Mona vs. Jason Buhlman... FIGHT!!!!!! RSS

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Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

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Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS
Bulmahnaut #1 wrote:

Should there be a Code of the Bulmahnauts?

I've already seen one thread title this morning with his name misspelled...

Oooh, I see what you mean. I shouldn't have cut and pasted -those bastards spelled the bosses name wrong. Allow me to correct my error....

Erik Mona vs. Jason Buhlman... FIGHT!!!!!! RSS

BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN!

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

BUHLMAN! BUHLMAN! BUHLMAN! BUHLMAN! BUHLMAN! BUHLMAN!
Erik Mona vs. Jason Buhlman... FIGHT!!!!!! RSS
Hugo Solis wrote:

Battle of the Titans, huzzah!

*grabs the beer hat and pulls out the foam finger*

Actually, that should be "Battle of the Titan...and Mona."

Erik Mona vs. Jason Buhlman... FIGHT!!!!!! RSS

BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN!

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS

Corbo sounds pretty good, but I thought this was Jason's ship. Shouldn't he be the one to name it?
Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!! RSS
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
I was hoping the idea would catch on if I jumped out there. I mean, who wouldn't want to join Jason and the Bulmahnauts? But so far, no takers.

Bulmahnaut #5 reporting for duty!

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