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David Wickham wrote:

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:

XXX: "He's back there drinking whiskey and talking to Jeff."

I'm guessing he is Cosmo.

My money's on the Bull.

Agreed! The Lord Jason is well known for his ability to ingest massive quantities of booze and still be capable of ravaging whole cities.

I hope the Lord Jason will be doing something interesting this year at PaizoCon. I'm planning to pillage the place, but it'd be great to set aside some time and hang with The Boss.

Mmmmmm......chicken wings?

I corrupt Paladins. With hellfire. And gas fissures. After a fifth of the finest barrel of scotch.

Mmmmmm...Scotch

awakens in the crows nest

Hello? Is anybody there? Lord Jason?

That would be fun. And I think the Lord Jason would like it.

What cult?

No doubt the seagulls deserved it. Those little f%##ers.

I thought we had enchanted drinking mugs.

If we keep drinking, it never has to wear off.

If you can dodge a wrench....

I'd rather just light it on fire and shove it overboard.

Hmmm....methinks we've been invaded my an imposter.

Not sure, but it seems a lot more crazy than usual. And it looks to be troll infested. Better break out the fire.....

Weird. I thought for sure that Japan would have more China Shops to rummage through.

Dude, that sucks.

MORE RUM FOR ME!!!!

breaks a dancer

practices his China Shop manuever

He who? The Lord Jason? Of course he would love them, I keep them razor sharp, just to honor his awesomeness.

Huh? Wuzzat?

Serving wenches are awesome. And they love my....horns.

We need to do some pillaging.

Wenches!

Ravenath, you are lucky indeed. For the Lord Jason, while being an awesome and terrible lord, is also well known for his mercy. I'm sure he'll forgive you.

Either that, or he'll command we Bulmahnauts to hunt you down and give you the old China Shop treatment.

What the OP fails to understand is that those stats are false. They are used by the Lord Jason (who is, at the least, a demi-power) to lull his enemies into a false sense of security before he smites and pillages them.

That's Lord Jason to you, buddy! Don't make us go all China Shop on you.

And, of course, I owe one to the Lord Jason as well.

Have we made it to Greece yet? Methinks we've been becalmed.

Mrgh.

LORD JASON!!!!! WOOT!!!!

We're on our way to the Mediterranian, Sir! We figured on pillaging in Greece for awhile, then hitting some of the islands to look for chicks.

And even longer since the Lord Jason graced us with the immensitude of his prescence.

Maybe the Lord Jason will make an appearance sometime soon. I'd really like him to lead us in some pillaging.

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Bulmahnaut #5 wrote:

It's always worth it. Our lives rock!

Sex, booze, and rock and roll?

Hey...the Corbosy has rats on board? Who was delegated to rat-catching?

Bulmahnaut #666

It's always worth it. Our lives rock!

Mmmmmm......wenches.

I hope the Lord Jason had a good birthday, and at least got to pillage someone.

You gotta be careful, dude. The Lord Jason's wrath is terrible to behold.

pssst.....You should add "belated". His birthday was yesterday.

::Stumbles out of the sick bay::

Whoa...somebody forgot to unstrap me from the table.

Naah, the ship was rolling in a storm earlier. I thought it best if you didn't roll off the table and smash through the hull.

begins the x-rated version of the China Shop Dance

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance