Bulmahnaut #1's page

Huzzah!

Trick or treating has come early!

Thanks!

CHARGE!

WOO-HOO!

<Stomps on rats.>

Well done, 13.

Bulmahnaut #5 wrote:

It's always worth it. Our lives rock!

Sex, booze, and rock and roll?

Hey...the Corbosy has rats on board? Who was delegated to rat-catching?

Oooooooooh...my hips....OH my liver!

I hope Lord Jason feels better than idea, but boy, it was worth it.

::Stumbles out of the sick bay::
Whoa...somebody forgot to unstrap me from the table.
Hey, Happy Birthday, Lord Jason!

It's almost time for PAR-TAY!

BURP

How did we end up in these waters? Ramming speed!!!!

So what will it be, Lord Jason? Brazil or Australia?
I think I'm leaning towards Brazil! Brunettes in miniature bathing suits all the time and pirates to fight!? What kind of booze they got down there?

South from LA? Are we going to Mexico? South America? Australia?
I hear the chicks in Australia are awesome, as long as you can filter out their speech.

I just bought two Shiners for a buck. A BUCK. I love this new beer in the local grocery store thing in my formerly dry part of town.

For Lord Jason!

Lord Jason was up late putting them out. I hope you're happy with yourself.

Good job, Infernie! Your epic diabolical fart got the ship to LA, so Lord Jason didn't miss his Superbowl party.

You must be upper class or near a public transportation hub. Believe me, carpools are commonly hellish.

Full speed ahead! Maybe we can find Lord Jason again so he doesn't have to carpool with those bums.

*hic* The sky? *hic*

::jolted awake by the outcry, he peels his encrusted eyes open::

Uh...

I believe I hear some ninjas and pirates fighting. Does anyone want to go watch?

The guys with guns will win. Unless the other guys have katanas.

We best stay out of it, unless we need to ram a thread and sink it for Lord Jason's sanity's sake!

ALTERNATE SCHMALTERNATES! WE SHOULD BE A BASE CLASS, MEN! GRRROOWWWLLLL!

Brother, we are totally RACE AS CLASS. Or perhaps, race as PRESTIGE class!

Batten down the hatches! Lord Jason's steered us into another play test! All hands on deck!

Stampede!

Let it steep in rum overnight. That makes everything better.

Bulmahnaut #1 wrote:

Guys! I was just listening to iTunes, and we got a shout-out on the Flagons & Dragons podcast. Woo-hoo!

Man, I can't download it. There is some crazy flaw on my computer that I can't connect to the internet if I have Apple software installed. I blame the demon lord Billgates.

Did you try kicking or goring it?

You smell with your ears? Dude, that's weird. Is it some kind of Ultimate Magic?

Guys! I was just listening to iTunes, and we got a shout-out on the Flagons & Dragons podcast. Woo-hoo!

Yesterday our beloved JB overlord posted the following on his Facebook page:

Quote:

Here is a list of all the focused arcane schools that wizards can choose from (a subschool of the larger arcane schools): Admixture, Banishment, Controller, Counterspell, Creation, Enhancement, Foresight, Generation, Life, Manipulator, Phantasm, Scryer, Shadow, Shapechange, Teleportation, and Undead. Each one replaces one or more of its parent school's powers. Enjoy.

But that's not all ! He also wrote:

Quote:

As one last aside, if we can hit 500 (fans) by the end of GenCon, I will write up some custom Pathfinder RPG content for this here page.

This means ... spread the word and hook up with Jason on facebook ! You can find him easily, just type "Jason Bulmahn, Game Designer" in FB search. Bulmahnauts, transform and roll out !

WOO-HOO!

Aaaand I just discovered the Bulman's ideas for wizards for Pathfinder are almost exactly what I'd been slowly working on for my homebrew for some time, just potentially BETTER. Oy vey. What next?

Never try to out-think the Bulmahn.

Mr. President, I move that we establish the Lord Jason as the honorary High Defender of the nation of Off-Topicia, and erect a statue in his honor.

I move that we pillage this august body, kill or ransom the senators, and use the profits to buy some of those minis Lord Jason "neglected" to share with the crew!

This looks like a fine thread to navigate through. Unfortunately, I don't see anything worth plundering.

You worked in a sweater factory?

Peel your eyes to yon maelstrom, boys! Do I see a dark figure, with face obscured, jumping a very large shark?

Jason Bulmahn wrote:

You demand.. really?

Also cake.

You were smart to back down, Cartigan. If you'd have asked for milord's pie or rum, me crew'd have gutted ya and used your carcass for holystoning the deck.

::Knocks on Capt's door::

Compliments from the ship's Dr., Cap'n. Here's that bottle of Everard's Black-Gut Curative you be wantin'.

That does it. Next time, YOU'RE picking up the take-out.

Whoa, what's gonna happen to those folks in the raft you were talking about, #5? And are you sure those pizza boxes were empty?

As he stacks up the share of Lord Jason's loot in front of the captain's quarters: I've been thinking, our fearless leader sure has to remain a positive person in his position, what with all the criticisms and complaints and whatnot. Leadership can sure be a burden.

ZOMBIE ALERT!

STAMPEDE!

INGORE OPTION!

Well that was fun. I wonder if there are any other monsters on this island. Maybe a two headed fiendish T-Rex or something.

Yeah... but I was initially hoping the Gazebo would go at the heart of the labyrinth we were going to build.

Why am I suddenly hungry for sushi?

I think I understand now. This is a GLABZEBRO -- the spawn of a Gazebo and a Glabrezu. It can only be fully destroyed with cold iron!

*Grabs a large cold iron tire iron someone left laying around, and goes to it with a will.*

DIE, you nightmare of landscaping MOFO! DIE!!!

Flies into a rage as he smashes lattice work to shivers and china to bits.

Rally, Bulmahnauts! Bulmahnauts to me! Unleash your bovinic hurricane of destruction!

Good thing we sent #59 first.

#59?

Aw, s@%&. That's the guy who darned by night booties... now my hooves with get cold from the night sea air.

Now, IT'S PERSONAL!!!

Uh... guys?

Is it just me or is there a gazebo full of China with a hooker outside suddenly manifesting off the port bow?

What is that, a small island?

Exactly.

Now, I suggest you use them to build an elaborate maze on the next island where we land to take supplies.

Do you see connections between the data you've gathered to explain our current situation, ADHD Bulmahnaut?

::Returning from the head::

Connection?

::Is passed out in the rigging::

This thread needs a good hoof-in-the-ass to get it back on course.

*Thumping is heard from within an enormous Guinness barrel.*